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Re: Saruman makes a Metal Concept Album - Charlemagne
« Reply #35 on: January 10, 2010, 08:32:58 PM »
Most likely. I think Rhapsody should have had ample experience with keyboard voices by now.

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Re: Saruman makes a Metal Concept Album - Charlemagne
« Reply #36 on: January 10, 2010, 09:31:18 PM »
Most likely. I think Rhapsody should have had ample experience with keyboard voices by now.

What does rhapsody have to do with this?
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Re: Saruman makes a Metal Concept Album - Charlemagne
« Reply #37 on: January 10, 2010, 10:47:14 PM »
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Christopher Lee — known for playing Saruman the White in the Lord of the Rings trilogy, Count Dooku in Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith, and lots of crap Max Von Sydow turned down – has recorded a metal concept album about Charlemagne with Italian power-metal band “Rhapsody”.

Probably that bit.

Also, I think it's worth mentioning that Saruman would be an awesome name for a power metal band.
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Re: Saruman makes a Metal Concept Album - Charlemagne
« Reply #38 on: January 11, 2010, 12:25:24 PM »
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Christopher Lee — known for playing Saruman the White in the Lord of the Rings trilogy, Count Dooku in Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith, and lots of crap Max Von Sydow turned down – has recorded a metal concept album about Charlemagne with Italian power-metal band “Rhapsody”.

Probably that bit.

Also, I think it's worth mentioning that Saruman would be an awesome name for a power metal band.

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Re: Saruman makes a Metal Concept Album - Charlemagne
« Reply #39 on: January 11, 2010, 10:03:20 PM »
Well, it's obviously going to suck, but good on the old guy. Seems like one of those awesome things he'd love to do is finally getting taken off the bucket list.



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Re: Saruman makes a Metal Concept Album - Charlemagne
« Reply #40 on: March 04, 2010, 11:48:04 PM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTrC8tY-mto

Here's the promo video. This is the most epicly cheesy thing I've ever seen.
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Re: Saruman makes a Metal Concept Album - Charlemagne
« Reply #41 on: March 05, 2010, 12:02:27 AM »
Holy shit, he's 87?

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Re: Saruman makes a Metal Concept Album - Charlemagne
« Reply #42 on: March 05, 2010, 01:16:30 AM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTrC8tY-mto

Here's the promo video. This is the most epicly cheesy thing I've ever seen.

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Re: Saruman makes a Metal Concept Album - Charlemagne
« Reply #43 on: March 05, 2010, 06:48:50 AM »
Oooh boy.

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Re: Saruman makes a Metal Concept Album - Charlemagne
« Reply #44 on: March 06, 2010, 01:31:30 PM »
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Re: Saruman makes a Metal Concept Album - Charlemagne
« Reply #45 on: March 07, 2010, 11:09:19 AM »
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Re: Saruman makes a Metal Concept Album - Charlemagne
« Reply #46 on: March 07, 2010, 11:59:03 AM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTrC8tY-mto

Here's the promo video. This is the most epicly cheesy thing I've ever seen.

I seriously lost it when I saw the guy playing guitar on a sword.
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Re: Saruman makes a Metal Concept Album - Charlemagne
« Reply #47 on: March 07, 2010, 12:06:47 PM »
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Re: Saruman makes a Metal Concept Album - Charlemagne
« Reply #48 on: March 18, 2010, 11:32:53 AM »
This album is the greatest example of :metalol: ever.

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Re: Saruman makes a Metal Concept Album - Charlemagne
« Reply #49 on: March 18, 2010, 05:53:58 PM »
Wow, I heard Rhapsody's "Sacred Power of Raging Winds" back in 2004, and I thought the voice in the beginning sounded like Saruman. That's pretty sweet!

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Re: Saruman makes a Metal Concept Album - Charlemagne
« Reply #50 on: July 03, 2010, 07:00:01 PM »
Ok, sorry to bump this thread. I just got this cd and am listening to it. It's horrible. Just horrible. It's seriously book on tape. It's at least 80% talking, a little HORRIBLE singing and very little if any metal so far. I got it cause it's Chris Lee, and even though he is cool on it, the writing is just beyond bad. This could be one of the worst CD's I have ever heard that wasn't intentionally bad and that didn't involve a bunch of teenagers.
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Re: Saruman makes a Metal Concept Album - Charlemagne
« Reply #51 on: July 03, 2010, 07:12:27 PM »
Yeah its pretty damn awful.  Hilarious, but awful.

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Re: Saruman makes a Metal Concept Album - Charlemagne
« Reply #52 on: July 03, 2010, 07:14:41 PM »
Yeah its pretty damn awful.  Hilarious, but awful.

I seriously think the creation of this idea went something like this.

"Hey man, christopher lee wants to make a cd about charlemange."
"No way, I did a report on him back in high school. I'll just dig it up and put some lame music behind it and we're done"
"Anything I can do?"
"Yea, find the worst singers ever to play the other roles"
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Re: Saruman makes a Metal Concept Album - Charlemagne
« Reply #53 on: July 03, 2010, 07:46:13 PM »
You spent money on that? Was it at least someone elses money?

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Re: Saruman makes a Metal Concept Album - Charlemagne
« Reply #54 on: July 03, 2010, 07:51:19 PM »
You spent money on that? Was it at least someone elses money?

I'll gladly spend money for Sir Christopher Lee. I bought it for the novelty value.
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Re: Saruman makes a Metal Concept Album - Charlemagne
« Reply #55 on: July 04, 2010, 08:18:03 AM »
I love my cheesy power metal, what else were you expecting?

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Re: Saruman makes a Metal Concept Album - Charlemagne
« Reply #56 on: July 04, 2010, 05:42:38 PM »
I love my cheesy power metal, what else were you expecting?

I was expecting cheesy power metal. I did not get cheesy power metal. I got a book on tape with some music behind it and some bad singing.
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Re: Saruman makes a Metal Concept Album - Charlemagne
« Reply #57 on: July 04, 2010, 05:48:15 PM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTrC8tY-mto

Here's the promo video. This is the most epicly cheesy thing I've ever seen.

I actually think that bit with the saxon men is pretty awesome  :metal
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Re: Saruman makes a Metal Concept Album - Charlemagne
« Reply #58 on: July 04, 2010, 07:16:07 PM »
Well, it's obviously going to suck, but good on the old guy. Seems like one of those awesome things he'd love to do is finally getting taken off the bucket list.




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Re: Saruman makes a Metal Concept Album - Charlemagne
« Reply #59 on: July 05, 2010, 05:07:17 PM »
I watched the promo video... my god that's horrible.  87 year old Lee brandishing a sword = :rollin

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Re: Saruman makes a Metal Concept Album - Charlemagne
« Reply #60 on: July 05, 2010, 05:08:59 PM »
This could be one of the worst CD's I have ever heard that wasn't intentionally bad
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Re: Saruman makes a Metal Concept Album - Charlemagne
« Reply #61 on: July 05, 2010, 05:20:00 PM »
This could be one of the worst CD's I have ever heard that wasn't intentionally bad
You must be confused

I dunno, I know there are LOTS of other bad cd's, but I haven't heard them. This one is just horrible.
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Re: Saruman makes a Metal Concept Album - Charlemagne
« Reply #62 on: July 05, 2010, 09:49:19 PM »
I think I am even more intrigued now that I hear that it is a book on tape.

Something different from the usual Christoper Lee / Rhapsody style to break it up so that the next time they work on an over-the-top album about shedding the blood of the saxons it will seem even better.

That, and I love Charlemagne and Christopher Lee.

Also, I just read that this album features Rhapsody, Manowar, and a 100-piece orchestra. What?

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