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Re: HOLY JESUS - ITS SECRET SANTA 2021 - First video up!
« Reply #350 on: January 26, 2022, 11:21:56 PM »
 :rollin :rollin :rollin

Fantastic gifts...

The ending to your second addendum video made me think of this part of a Simpsons episode...

https://youtu.be/SqDP8SnPVA0?t=37
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Re: HOLY JESUS - ITS SECRET SANTA 2021 - First video up!
« Reply #351 on: January 27, 2022, 12:03:33 AM »
 :lol appropriate indeed

Also because I hate being the last comment on a page (and have waited so long to record these) quoting myself:

Zorg apologizes for his lack of personality but hey, at least he showed up. So much to say, but above all epic gifts and totally worth the wait!!  :metal

https://youtu.be/NTywRnm_RZo

Addendums:

https://youtu.be/K9fnNOcbb6E

https://youtu.be/4wRHW14tYO4


I still can't get over that plug making its way back to me :rollin
Oh Jackie, always jumping to the most homoerotic possibility.

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Re: HOLY JESUS - ITS SECRET SANTA 2021 - First video up!
« Reply #352 on: January 27, 2022, 05:35:23 AM »
Those cards are 🔥
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Re: HOLY JESUS - ITS SECRET SANTA 2021 - First video up!
« Reply #353 on: January 27, 2022, 05:59:38 AM »
Should I be as concerned as I am with how quick and comfortable you were sniffing that plug? lmao

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« Reply #354 on: January 27, 2022, 06:26:31 AM »
Awesome stuff!, but do you all eat cheese straight out of the package? lol that should be a crime, unless is a cheese stick, then it's ok  :)

Should I be as concerned as I am with how quick and comfortable you were sniffing that plug? lmao
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Re: HOLY JESUS - ITS SECRET SANTA 2021 - First video up!
« Reply #355 on: January 27, 2022, 08:24:49 AM »
I mean I don't normally eat it like that but why not??

Should I be as concerned as I am with how quick and comfortable you were sniffing that plug? lmao

 :lol I had to know if it smelled like Nick!

Those cards are 🔥

Right?!
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Re: HOLY JESUS - ITS SECRET SANTA 2021 - First video up!
« Reply #356 on: January 27, 2022, 11:13:31 AM »
Awesome stuff!, but do you all eat cheese straight out of the package? lol that should be a crime, unless is a cheese stick, then it's ok  :)

Should I be as concerned as I am with how quick and comfortable you were sniffing that plug? lmao
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I have def eaten good cheese straight out of the package.... *Homer drool*

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Re: HOLY JESUS - ITS SECRET SANTA 2021 - First video up!
« Reply #357 on: January 27, 2022, 11:16:32 AM »
Zorg apologizes for his lack of personality but hey, at least he showed up. So much to say, but above all epic gifts and totally worth the wait!!  :metal

https://youtu.be/NTywRnm_RZo
Very nice!

Addendums:

https://youtu.be/K9fnNOcbb6E

https://youtu.be/4wRHW14tYO4
:lol :lol
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Re: HOLY JESUS - ITS SECRET SANTA 2021 - First video up!
« Reply #358 on: January 27, 2022, 11:20:25 AM »
I sent the plug to Nick originally, who gifted it back to me “used” (dipped in chocolate).  I meant to send it on last year, but I forgot so I just made the trip to Chicago to give Spencer the real thing, and now it is Jackie’s.  May she enjoy it and spread it’s love next year…like the hat, only bowl doesn’t participate so it won’t get lost.
     

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« Reply #359 on: January 27, 2022, 04:39:45 PM »
Haha I'm still mad about the hat, I was so proud of that thing!
Wait, if you sent that to Nick who did I send a butt plug to? Man, all the years and gifts blur together after a while :lol
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Re: HOLY JESUS - ITS SECRET SANTA 2021 - First video up!
« Reply #360 on: January 28, 2022, 10:11:49 AM »
Man, all the years and gifts blur together after a while :lol

RIGHT?!?!!?  I've actually started making a list and keeping track of who I sent what, and what I received from whom.
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Re: HOLY JESUS - ITS SECRET SANTA 2021 - First video up!
« Reply #361 on: January 28, 2022, 10:12:12 AM »
Oh, and I meant to say that I absolutely adore your giggle, Jackie. 
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Re: HOLY JESUS - ITS SECRET SANTA 2021 - First video up!
« Reply #362 on: January 28, 2022, 10:12:53 AM »
Chad, that lava lamp you got though.  AMIRITE?!
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Re: HOLY JESUS - ITS SECRET SANTA 2021 - First video up!
« Reply #363 on: January 28, 2022, 10:13:58 AM »
Chad, that lava lamp you got though.  AMIRITE?!

I think that's to only gift I don't still have - for good reason!

Oh, and the Aunt Jemima bottle.
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Re: HOLY JESUS - ITS SECRET SANTA 2021 - First video up!
« Reply #364 on: January 28, 2022, 10:40:14 AM »
I’ve been informed that next week I will receive my package from Miami.
I’ll make sure to record and upload my video after that.

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Re: HOLY JESUS - ITS SECRET SANTA 2021 - First video up!
« Reply #365 on: January 29, 2022, 02:32:49 AM »
Aww, thanks Chad :heart

That's a good idea, I should really keep a list! Of course I have the videos but I don't remember where everything came from anymore.
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Re: HOLY JESUS - ITS SECRET SANTA 2021 - First video up!
« Reply #366 on: January 31, 2022, 12:04:50 PM »
I have the packages in my hands, I will try to record the video tonite or tomorrow and upload it after that.

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Re: HOLY JESUS - ITS SECRET SANTA 2021 - First video up!
« Reply #367 on: February 18, 2022, 02:21:36 PM »
Hey guys, I am sorry for taking this long to upload my video.
My wife, and kids, and myself got Omicron, had to be isolated, we tested negative a couple of days ago, we've been enjoying our time here with our family and friends.
Please excuse me for my verbal English skills, I tried to do my best while recording the video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwJPQH7xKJo
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Re: HOLY JESUS - ITS SECRET SANTA 2021 - First video up!
« Reply #368 on: February 18, 2022, 04:37:21 PM »
I wanna know how the mask goes over in the bedroom lol

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Re: HOLY JESUS - ITS SECRET SANTA 2021 - First video up!
« Reply #369 on: February 19, 2022, 05:11:51 AM »
I wanna know how the mask goes over in the bedroom lol

Have not used it yet, I'll you know LOL

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Re: HOLY JESUS - ITS SECRET SANTA 2021 - First video up!
« Reply #370 on: May 26, 2023, 01:02:01 AM »
Reviving the thread just to let whoever got me the Haken apron that I got it signed by the whole band  :biggrin:



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Re: HOLY JESUS - ITS SECRET SANTA 2021 - First video up!
« Reply #371 on: May 26, 2023, 04:26:56 AM »
 :metal
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Re: HOLY JESUS - ITS SECRET SANTA 2021 - First video up!
« Reply #372 on: May 26, 2023, 05:09:41 AM »
God tier.  That's simply next level right there.

Now you just need to get Thor to sign your meat tenderizer.
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« Reply #373 on: May 26, 2023, 05:14:52 AM »
God tier.  That's simply next level right there.

Now you just need to get Thor to sign your meat tenderizer.

If I ever get the opportunity...

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« Reply #374 on: May 26, 2023, 06:08:26 AM »
That's pretty awesome  :metal

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« Reply #375 on: May 26, 2023, 07:55:04 AM »
Awesome  :metal :metal

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Re: HOLY JESUS - ITS SECRET SANTA 2021 - First video up!
« Reply #376 on: May 26, 2023, 08:12:46 AM »
That is awesome!
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Re: HOLY JESUS - ITS SECRET SANTA 2021 - First video up!
« Reply #377 on: May 26, 2023, 08:16:20 AM »
Way cool!

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Re: HOLY JESUS - ITS SECRET SANTA 2021 - First video up!
« Reply #378 on: May 26, 2023, 08:32:16 AM »
Reviving the thread just to let whoever got me the Haken apron that I got it signed by the whole band  :biggrin:



That is metal as hell.   :metal


Now you just need to get Thor to sign your meat tenderizer.
I love it when you talk dirty like that.
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