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Crunkcore...
« on: October 14, 2009, 02:01:57 PM »
Lets appreciate this wonderful genre of music that promises young and talented musicians making some of the most beautiful, passionate, and unbeatable music in the decade...

...ew, I feel gross just typing that. Anyways, I really hope this isnt the future of music. I'd listen to ANYTHING besides this stuff. I really do wonder if this is actually "popular" among teens/kids today. I mean, surely even at such a young age, they know crap when they hear it. I honestly cant believe that someone out there actually likes this stuff. I just cant.

For those of you who dont know, here ya go: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TH5ibABP4U

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Re: Crunkcore...
« Reply #1 on: October 14, 2009, 02:04:20 PM »
I'm not going to lie, I wanted to shoot myself when I was watching.... that

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Re: Crunkcore...
« Reply #2 on: October 14, 2009, 02:26:12 PM »
After 55 seconds, the pain was unbearable.

What the fuck is this?!

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Re: Crunkcore...
« Reply #3 on: October 14, 2009, 02:27:21 PM »
I would have sworn it was an SNL parody video if I didn't know otherwise. That was one of the worst sounding things I've ever heard.

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Re: Crunkcore...
« Reply #4 on: October 14, 2009, 02:30:24 PM »
Without even looking...it's Brokencyde isn't it.

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Re: Crunkcore...
« Reply #5 on: October 14, 2009, 02:39:13 PM »
Without even looking...it's Brokencyde isn't it.

Lol, who else?

It just boggles my mind that people like this. I mean, are there seriously people out there that like this stuff???
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Re: Crunkcore...
« Reply #6 on: October 14, 2009, 02:46:41 PM »
I wouldn't believe it's possible to like this, but then I read the comments... that's what happens when people let themselves to be fed by this kind of crap instead of getting their own music taste. :-\

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Re: Crunkcore...
« Reply #7 on: October 14, 2009, 03:18:27 PM »
That was hilarious.
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Re: Crunkcore...
« Reply #8 on: October 14, 2009, 03:39:19 PM »
Kill myself? Myself? Nou. It makes me want to live eternally, torturing with the utmost of pleasure, any god forsaken, piss streaked hair punk that sits there screaming in some chicks ear about how he wants to fuck her. Oh, and the little sllluts in this video are worse than the dipshits screaming in their slutty little ears. Sluts, I say. SLUTS!

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Re: Crunkcore...
« Reply #9 on: October 14, 2009, 03:55:53 PM »
superior to Brokencyde

protip: don't listen if you value your ears.

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Re: Crunkcore...
« Reply #10 on: October 14, 2009, 04:23:01 PM »
What is this I don't even






My ears.

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Re: Crunkcore...
« Reply #11 on: October 14, 2009, 05:10:45 PM »
superior to Brokencyde

protip: don't listen if you value your ears.

oh wow, i would murder every person in those pictures.
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Re: Crunkcore...
« Reply #12 on: October 14, 2009, 05:12:47 PM »
You have my axe.

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Re: Crunkcore...
« Reply #13 on: October 14, 2009, 05:59:20 PM »
Time for my obligatory money shill:

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Re: Crunkcore...
« Reply #14 on: October 14, 2009, 07:23:00 PM »
If this is worse than brokencyde and is actually popular, how come people don't like KrotchRaut? We're terrible too! :neverusethis:

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Re: Crunkcore...
« Reply #15 on: October 14, 2009, 07:25:45 PM »
You have my axe.

And my bow.

Time for my obligatory money shill:

The Sun Cannon® is the only high performance piece of machinery designed for the sole purpose of firing people into the Sun.  The Sun Cannon® is designed to permanently remove people from the gene pool, while offering a horrible and frightening death.  The Sun Cannon® can remove all types of human waste, from the recidivist violent criminal, the criminally stupid, the unbelievably stupid, Brokencyde and the like, and those people who detract from society and social progress.  Please consider donating to The Sun Cannon® research fund to ensure a better tomorrow.

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Re: Crunkcore...
« Reply #16 on: October 14, 2009, 07:43:10 PM »
Yeah that genre as a whole is fucking horrible. I tried to listen to the whole Brokencyde album just to see if the beats are at least good but goddamn, that is some horrible shit, even the beats. Wasn't E-40 writing the beats? If so, shame on you, man. How these guys are on a label is beyond me.

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Re: Crunkcore...
« Reply #17 on: October 14, 2009, 07:48:14 PM »
If this is worse than brokencyde and is actually popular, how come people don't like KrotchRaut? We're terrible too! :neverusethis:

The problem is that you guys don't actually take yourselves seriously :lol

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Re: Crunkcore...
« Reply #18 on: October 14, 2009, 10:36:50 PM »
the most hilarious aspect about all of these types of bands is how worked up people get over them.
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Re: Crunkcore...
« Reply #19 on: October 14, 2009, 11:40:45 PM »
At least Attack Attack! is better.

But that's like saying you want your poop to be brown instead of green.

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Re: Crunkcore...
« Reply #20 on: October 15, 2009, 12:48:18 AM »
At least Attack Attack! is better.

But that's like saying you want your poop to be brown instead of green.

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Re: Crunkcore...
« Reply #21 on: October 15, 2009, 03:01:36 AM »
At least Attack Attack! is better.

But that's like saying you want your poop to be brown instead of green.

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Re: Crunkcore...
« Reply #22 on: October 15, 2009, 03:09:29 AM »
superior to Brokencyde

protip: don't listen if you value your ears.

This video makes my butt hurt.

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Re: Crunkcore...
« Reply #23 on: October 15, 2009, 11:32:11 AM »
I can't decide if this is proof that there is no god, or that there is a god but He is very, very angry.
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Re: Crunkcore...
« Reply #24 on: October 15, 2009, 11:40:50 AM »
I feel bad for those kids. I mean, a lot of teenagers listen to whatever shit they get thrown at, as long as it's "theirs". I certainly did some of that when I was at that age. But, I was lucky that the stuff that was thrown at me wasn't shit and to this day is enjoyable to listen to. I mean, those kids 5 years from now will sit there and realize they listened to the audio equivalent of a coat-hanger abortion in their youth.

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Re: Crunkcore...
« Reply #25 on: October 15, 2009, 12:12:22 PM »
At least Attack Attack! is better.

But that's like saying you want your poop to be brown instead of green.

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Re: Crunkcore...
« Reply #26 on: October 15, 2009, 12:48:19 PM »
I don't see what's not to like.  Brokencyde are a young group of talented individuals.  They make timeless music that captures the culture of a generation. 

Or do they...

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Re: Crunkcore...
« Reply #27 on: October 15, 2009, 02:24:01 PM »
If this is worse than brokencyde and is actually popular, how come people don't like KrotchRaut? We're terrible too! :neverusethis:
Man, KrotchRaut is a creation of virtuosos and absolute genius compared to this. And the song titles are more clever than the whole fucking song here.

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Re: Crunkcore...
« Reply #28 on: October 16, 2009, 12:38:45 AM »
At least Attack Attack! is better.

But that's like saying you want your poop to be brown instead of green.

nominated for post of the year...it may not win..but still deserves nomination.

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Re: Crunkcore...
« Reply #29 on: October 16, 2009, 01:32:08 AM »
Crabcore > Crunkcore.

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Re: Crunkcore...
« Reply #30 on: October 16, 2009, 05:41:57 AM »
All those people are posers.  It pisses me off.

The kids I teach will hate these people.  Well at least the ones who know what rap is all about, which is about 85% of them.  All the emo kids will eat up this shit.
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Re: Crunkcore...
« Reply #31 on: October 16, 2009, 07:43:23 PM »
This, and this alone, is the reason I refute solipsism.

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Re: Crunkcore...
« Reply #32 on: October 17, 2009, 04:49:44 AM »
I live by Albq. and had no idea Brokencyde's from here. I find that funny.
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Re: Crunkcore...
« Reply #33 on: October 23, 2009, 03:09:45 AM »
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Re: Crunkcore...
« Reply #34 on: October 23, 2009, 04:33:29 AM »
That sucked pretty bad, but I was expecting far worse based on your guys' reactions.