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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #210 on: October 16, 2009, 08:48:11 AM »
If the Shawshank Redemption does not arouse you, we are not a match.

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #211 on: October 16, 2009, 09:34:00 AM »
I foresee Rob being changed to snugglebunnylovecakes soon

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #212 on: October 16, 2009, 09:45:44 AM »
I really think her and Andy would hit it off.  I can't believe I'm the only person who sees this.
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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #213 on: October 16, 2009, 09:48:33 AM »
Everyone does, but no one bothered to post it cause he's quick with the report to mod button  :lol
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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #214 on: October 16, 2009, 09:55:59 AM »
I really think her and Andy would hit it off.  I can't believe I'm the only person who sees this.
Ye gods!
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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #215 on: October 16, 2009, 10:05:42 AM »
I really think her and Andy would hit it off.  I can't believe I'm the only person who sees this.

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #216 on: October 16, 2009, 10:17:01 AM »
I really think her and Andy would hit it off.  I can't believe I'm the only person who sees this.

I'm pretty sure The Omen is based on their hypothetical offspring

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #217 on: October 16, 2009, 10:19:20 AM »
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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #218 on: October 16, 2009, 10:21:46 AM »
If you report things, you are not a match.
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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #219 on: October 16, 2009, 10:26:03 AM »
I noticed that despite the strict lifestyle to which she (allegedly) aspires, she's still loose enough to end her sentences with prepositions.

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #220 on: October 16, 2009, 10:29:49 AM »
Seriously.

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Guys, being employed and a college graduate is a requirement.

What if someone's employed or even owns their own business and is very successful, and meets all the other requirements and stuff, but just doesn't have their degree?

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #221 on: October 16, 2009, 11:52:35 AM »
I noticed that despite the strict lifestyle to which she (allegedly) aspires, she's still loose enough to end her sentences with prepositions.

Harlot.

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #222 on: October 16, 2009, 12:20:28 PM »
The bitch is clearly insane.

If you are lucid and have a life, you are not a match.
Why do you call her a "bitch"?

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #223 on: October 16, 2009, 12:22:03 PM »
Seriously.

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Guys, being employed and a college graduate is a requirement.

What if someone's employed or even owns their own business and is very successful, and meets all the other requirements and stuff, but just doesn't have their degree?
Good question. I think he still wouldnīt be a match.

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #224 on: October 16, 2009, 12:25:08 PM »
The bitch is clearly insane.

If you are lucid and have a life, you are not a match.
Why do you call her a "bitch"?

I take it you didn't read the OP?

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #225 on: October 16, 2009, 12:26:11 PM »
It's one thing to be picky about your preferences and that's perfectly fine.  This chick is a bitch, because she goes about it so snotty and self-important, that one can draw no other conclusion.

Imagine someone was telling you a story about cheese - would you prefer they called it cheese or would you ask them to instead refer to it as a solid food prepared from the pressed curd of milk, often seasoned and aged.  Same idea here, I think.


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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #226 on: October 16, 2009, 12:44:33 PM »
The bitch is clearly insane.

If you are lucid and have a life, you are not a match.
Why do you call her a "bitch"?

I take it you didn't read the OP?

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Hehe I did, but I donīt know, calling her like that is a little harsh, she surely seems to be a strange person, but "bitch" means something like slut or whore, and I wouldnīt go as far as that. Or maybe Iīm not understanding the correct meaning of the word.

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #227 on: October 16, 2009, 12:46:08 PM »
It's one thing to be picky about your preferences and that's perfectly fine.  This chick is a bitch, because she goes about it so snotty and self-important, that one can draw no other conclusion.

Imagine someone was telling you a story about cheese - would you prefer they called it cheese or would you ask them to instead refer to it as a solid food prepared from the pressed curd of milk, often seasoned and aged.  Same idea here, I think.


Oh I see, itīs more about her attitude than anything related with being sluty. Like when you say "Hillary Clinton is a bitch who is only interested in power"

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #228 on: October 16, 2009, 12:47:22 PM »
It's one thing to be picky about your preferences and that's perfectly fine.  This chick is a bitch, because she goes about it so snotty and self-important, that one can draw no other conclusion.

Imagine someone was telling you a story about cheese - would you prefer they called it cheese or would you ask them to instead refer to it as a solid food prepared from the pressed curd of milk, often seasoned and aged.  Same idea here, I think.


Oh I see, itīs more about her attitude than anything related with being sluty. Like when you say "Hillary Clinton is a bitch who is only interested in power"

 :lol Exactly.  :tup

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #229 on: October 16, 2009, 12:50:07 PM »
The bitch is clearly insane.

If you are lucid and have a life, you are not a match.
Why do you call her a "bitch"?

I take it you didn't read the OP?

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Hehe I did, but I donīt know, calling her like that is a little harsh, she surely seems to be a strange person, but "bitch" means something like slut or whore, and I wouldnīt go as far as that. Or maybe Iīm not understanding the correct meaning of the word.

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #230 on: October 16, 2009, 12:50:22 PM »
Exactly.  "Bitch" is just a generally unsavory term pointed at women who are generally snooty, stuck up, rude, inconsiderate, mean, or any number of other negative character traits you would normally not want to see in a person, similar to "asshole" being an almost universal derogatory term to explain a guy who acts similarly (covering my ass in case anyone bitches about my definition of "bitch").  It doesn't necessarily have to mean slut or whore or anything like that.

Doesn't necessarily illustrate my point as well, but I still find the following anecdote hilarious:

A slut is someone who sleeps with everyone.  A bitch is someone who sleeps with everyone but you.

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #231 on: October 16, 2009, 12:52:01 PM »
Exactly.  "Bitch" is just a generally unsavory term pointed at women who are generally snooty, stuck up, rude, inconsiderate, mean, or any number of other negative character traits you would normally not want to see in a person.  It doesn't necessarily have to mean slut or whore or anything like that.

Doesn't necessarily illustrate my point as well, but I still find the following anecdote hilarious:

A slut is someone who sleeps with everyone.  A bitch is someone who sleeps with everyone but you.
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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #232 on: October 16, 2009, 12:56:51 PM »
Now come on guys, she's just after the man Jesus would want her to have.

I mean, don't you remember Jesus was against travelling?

And especially on motorcycles.

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #233 on: October 16, 2009, 01:04:17 PM »
I'm conflicted here.  I want to believe that that is true, but the Lord wanted humans to have free will.

This chick clearly wants someone who she can lord her control over, granting him no free will whatsoever.

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #234 on: October 16, 2009, 01:04:18 PM »
Sounds like her perfect man is a cucumber.

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #235 on: October 16, 2009, 01:04:55 PM »
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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #236 on: October 16, 2009, 01:14:28 PM »
Now come on guys, she's just after the man Jesus would want her to have.

I mean, don't you remember Jesus was against travelling?

And especially on motorcycles.
Jesus walked everywhere he went.  I bet he would have loved to have had a Harley.

If you don't like Harleys, you are not a match.
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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #237 on: October 16, 2009, 01:24:27 PM »
If you can't start fires, you are not a match.

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #238 on: October 16, 2009, 01:40:30 PM »
I really think her and Andy would hit it off.  I can't believe I'm the only person who sees this.

I saw it as soon as I came to this thread, but decided against posting it.  :lol

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #239 on: October 16, 2009, 01:55:41 PM »
If you can't start fires, you are not a match.

Nicely done ;)
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« Reply #240 on: October 16, 2009, 02:07:32 PM »
If it is possible to spell 'Satan' using the letters in your name, you are not a match.

This also applies with 'devil', 'Beezelbub', 'Muhammed', 'motorcycle', 'skydiving', 'anal', 'marshmallow', 'fun' and any other word I might deem undesirable.

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #241 on: October 16, 2009, 02:11:20 PM »
If you're not a carbonated Japanese soft drink, you are not a match.
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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #242 on: October 16, 2009, 02:25:00 PM »
Despite my extremely negative opinion on her views, I'm still against calling her a bitch. The first requirement for me to be offensive against anyone is them being offensive for someone else. She isn't hurting anyone but herself for now.

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #243 on: October 16, 2009, 03:24:53 PM »
I was going to say that the only guy good for her was crucified 2000 years ago, but upon further review, Jesus did have twelve good friends.

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Re: Tell me if this girl is too selective.
« Reply #244 on: October 16, 2009, 03:37:22 PM »
I'm not her match :P
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