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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7105 on: May 15, 2011, 08:52:52 PM »


If you reenact Jabba the Hut scenes in your front yard....

you might be a Jedi redneck.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7106 on: May 15, 2011, 08:56:28 PM »

As for my next trick, I'll lower my dick even more.

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Re: Namely, they's white folks!
« Reply #7107 on: May 15, 2011, 09:14:22 PM »


Even with the slave trade, there were some kinks to work out.
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Re: Namely, they's white folks!
« Reply #7108 on: May 15, 2011, 10:33:02 PM »




 Come hither and sit a while, for I shall recite the tales of my people.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7109 on: May 15, 2011, 10:40:48 PM »


Cole get down from there you'll hurt yourself

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7110 on: May 15, 2011, 10:44:03 PM »
Hehe that's a very funny picture.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7111 on: May 15, 2011, 11:01:32 PM »
Tim's cult never took off.  I don't think I have to explain why.
     

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« Reply #7112 on: May 15, 2011, 11:09:26 PM »


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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7114 on: May 15, 2011, 11:22:38 PM »



:rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin

OMFG - that would be my winner right there!!!

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7115 on: May 16, 2011, 12:22:02 AM »
Well, I'm not even gonna bother trying now.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7116 on: May 16, 2011, 12:33:44 AM »
Well, I'm not even gonna bother trying now.

Why? Technically I didn't caption it. All I did was alter the picture. By default, I forfeit this round.

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« Reply #7117 on: May 16, 2011, 01:42:40 AM »
Well, I'm not even gonna bother trying now.

Why? Technically I didn't caption it. All I did was alter the picture. By default, I forfeit this round.

'Tis true. I believe tick himself has stated that you cannot caption a picture with another picture, although this is in the gray area...
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7118 on: May 16, 2011, 05:49:45 AM »

Chris Angel's brother could never quite measure up.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7119 on: May 16, 2011, 01:57:41 PM »
 :lol

Damn, why didn't I think of that. :facepalm:

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7120 on: May 16, 2011, 02:03:58 PM »
Thank you! Now I can finally join the illustrious hall of fame...or is it shame?





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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7121 on: May 16, 2011, 02:07:39 PM »

C'mon Judy, let's just take the rope and strangle this douche.  If I have to look at that schlong for one more minute, I'm gonna kill myself.

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« Reply #7122 on: May 16, 2011, 02:20:02 PM »
Thank you! Now I can finally join the illustrious hall of fame...or is it shame?





The Gangs of Wisconsin.

Whoa! If you're going to make fun of Wisconsin, save it for a picture that involves beer, cheese, and ugly people. You only got 1 out of the 3 here, pally.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7123 on: May 16, 2011, 02:21:58 PM »
Look at her thighs, I think he's got two out of three. :biggrin:

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7124 on: May 16, 2011, 02:32:47 PM »
Well, I'm fat, love beer and cheese so it could be NH!!! :lol
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7125 on: May 16, 2011, 03:48:14 PM »
Roger knew the only way his ugly mug was gonna get any was through S&M.  Unfortunately she stipulated a three way with mizzl
     

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7126 on: May 16, 2011, 04:50:09 PM »


Capital punishment, Rube Goldberg style. You jump from the stump onto the rope, breaking both people's necks, while trying to maintain balance with the tiki torch.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7127 on: May 16, 2011, 05:03:43 PM »


Male cameltoe.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7128 on: May 17, 2011, 05:49:06 PM »
Bumpity bump bump bump.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7129 on: May 18, 2011, 09:02:27 AM »
Thank you! Now I can finally join the illustrious hall of fame...or is it shame?





The Gangs of Wisconsin.


WINNER!!

Although if not for the aforementioned rule, Through Her Eyes would have won this one hands down.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7130 on: May 18, 2011, 09:08:20 AM »
Although if not for the aforementioned rule, Through Her Eyes would have won this one hands down.

No doubt.  That is, hands down, the hardest I've laughed at anything in this entire thread.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7131 on: May 18, 2011, 12:00:23 PM »
Although if not for the aforementioned rule, Through Her Eyes would have won this one hands down.

No doubt.  That is, hands down, the hardest I've laughed at anything in this entire thread.

This would be the one time I am happy not to win  :tup Thanks

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7132 on: May 18, 2011, 03:44:11 PM »
Added one for El Barto, Tempus & myself and welcome both El Barto & TempusVox to the hall of fame!!!!!

I also agree about Through Her Eyes caption.  Gut splitting. I laughed for a few minutes on that one.  I'll post a pick in a few!


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Xanthul - 6
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BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
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Adami - 31
Tick - 29
Rumborak - 28
LeeHarveyKennedy - 21
Zydar - 20
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7133 on: May 18, 2011, 03:47:25 PM »
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7134 on: May 18, 2011, 03:59:46 PM »
The hardest part of Charlie's anti-underwear protest was chewing gum with his sphincter.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7135 on: May 18, 2011, 04:09:48 PM »
Junkhead

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7136 on: May 18, 2011, 07:11:51 PM »


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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7137 on: May 18, 2011, 09:04:32 PM »
What *really* happened with Osama bin Laden.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7138 on: May 18, 2011, 10:01:32 PM »


Though he'd always been told that "thinking with the wrong head" could get him in trouble, no one ever thought to inform Darrell that "fucking with the wrong head" could be even more disastrous.

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« Reply #7139 on: May 19, 2011, 12:27:53 AM »


"See?! I told you it's called a 'waist' because you could totally fit another set of tits there!"
HOLY MARY MOTHER OF GOD!!!!!  THIS is why LHK is the President of Awesome.

Why is everything you post the best thing ever said?  :lol

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