Author Topic: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)  (Read 527425 times)

0 Members and 2 Guests are viewing this topic.

Offline Weymolith

  • THIS IS NOT HERE
  • Moderator Emeritus
  • *****
  • Posts: 1310
  • Gender: Male
Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6300 on: March 15, 2011, 03:04:43 PM »
I'd actually rather post a picture after considering it. :)

As a general rule, never play with boxes that open portals to Hell.

Offline bosk1

  • King of Misdirection
  • Administrator
  • *****
  • Posts: 12827
  • Bow down to Boskaryus
Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6301 on: March 15, 2011, 03:13:16 PM »
DammitNickWey!  >:( 
"The Supreme Court of the United States has descended from the disciplined legal reasoning of John Marshall and Joseph Story to the mystical aphorisms of the fortune cookie."

Offline bosk1

  • King of Misdirection
  • Administrator
  • *****
  • Posts: 12827
  • Bow down to Boskaryus
Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6302 on: March 15, 2011, 03:14:37 PM »
Even Paul McCarney was shocked when Courtney hit a note so high that her boobs suddenly migrated from her chest to her stomach.
"The Supreme Court of the United States has descended from the disciplined legal reasoning of John Marshall and Joseph Story to the mystical aphorisms of the fortune cookie."

Offline Tick

  • It's time to make a change
  • DTF.org Member
  • *
  • Posts: 9762
  • Gender: Male
  • Just another tricky day for you
Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6303 on: March 15, 2011, 03:16:49 PM »
Roy had gone so long without a blow job  he was totally distracted and blew his line.
Yup. Tick is dead on.  She's not your type.  Move on.   Tick is Obi Wan Kenobi


Offline King Postwhore

  • Couch Potato
  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 59498
  • Gender: Male
  • Take that Beethoven, you deaf bastard!!
Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6304 on: March 15, 2011, 03:36:03 PM »
I'd actually rather post a picture after considering it. :)



John was taken by surprise when Sandy played grab ass right on stage.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
"Oh, I am definitely a jackass!" - TAC

Offline LeeHarveyKennedy

  • Who is posting?
  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 3344
  • Gender: Male
  • Oh my God, LHK is posting! How can that be?
Re: Arrested Development FTW
« Reply #6305 on: March 15, 2011, 03:48:59 PM »


It was that moment at the family reunion's talent show that Gary realized what Afternoon Delight was about.
HOLY MARY MOTHER OF GOD!!!!!  THIS is why LHK is the President of Awesome.

Why is everything you post the best thing ever said?  :lol

LHK is beyond EPIC.
 :hefdaddy

Offline Dr. DTVT

  • DTF's resident Mad Scientist
  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 9527
  • Gender: Male
  • What's your favorite planet? Mine's the Sun!
Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6306 on: March 16, 2011, 10:19:49 PM »
GAH!!!  I'm never hooking up when I'm drunk again!
     

Offline Weymolith

  • THIS IS NOT HERE
  • Moderator Emeritus
  • *****
  • Posts: 1310
  • Gender: Male
Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6307 on: March 16, 2011, 11:15:43 PM »
I'm going to have to go with Bosk as the winner... even the caption I was hoping for was in the title of the photo.. Something along the lines of "OH SHIT!!! B E A R ! ! ! ! !"
As a general rule, never play with boxes that open portals to Hell.

Offline YtseBitsySpider

  • **retired from DTF**
  • EZBoard Elder
  • *****
  • Posts: 5164
  • Gender: Male
Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6308 on: March 17, 2011, 06:15:15 AM »
proving once and for all that bosk and admin are not the same person..because that would be the mother of all cheating on this one....


(snicker)
Take care everyone - Bet you all didn't even notice I was gone.

Happy Lives to you all.

Offline bosk1

  • King of Misdirection
  • Administrator
  • *****
  • Posts: 12827
  • Bow down to Boskaryus
Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6309 on: March 17, 2011, 08:36:15 AM »
Updated standings:

El Barto - 6
Emindead - 5
contest_sanity - 6
Durg - 5
ScioPath - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
TempusVox - 4
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 4
Progmonster - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Nick - 3
Jamesman - 3
Mizzl - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 3
Sonaticafanica - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1
Nekov - 1
Kosmo - 1
Chino - 1
Metropolaris - 1
admin - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 37
Adami - 31
Tick - 27
Rumborak - 25
Zydar - 18
Lonestar - 16
LeeHarveyKennedy - 14
Bosk1 - 14
Zerogravityfat - 13
Guitarded - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
YtseBitsySpider - 9
DTVT - 9
Ariich - 8



Anyway...GO!

« Last Edit: March 17, 2011, 03:00:01 PM by bösk1 »
"The Supreme Court of the United States has descended from the disciplined legal reasoning of John Marshall and Joseph Story to the mystical aphorisms of the fortune cookie."

Offline LeeHarveyKennedy

  • Who is posting?
  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 3344
  • Gender: Male
  • Oh my God, LHK is posting! How can that be?
Re: If that ain't ambiguous, I don't know what is
« Reply #6310 on: March 17, 2011, 09:33:44 AM »


"Don't worry, a bus will be by soon, and then all of our problems will be over."
HOLY MARY MOTHER OF GOD!!!!!  THIS is why LHK is the President of Awesome.

Why is everything you post the best thing ever said?  :lol

LHK is beyond EPIC.
 :hefdaddy

Offline Dr. DTVT

  • DTF's resident Mad Scientist
  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 9527
  • Gender: Male
  • What's your favorite planet? Mine's the Sun!
Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6311 on: March 17, 2011, 11:23:42 AM »
From the newly filmed episode of "Strangers With Candy"
     

Offline Durg

  • Posts: 1007
  • Gender: Male
  • Evil Java Genius & Horder of Open Source Software
Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6312 on: March 17, 2011, 11:36:34 AM »
Ev'ry body's do - in' a brand new dance now.  Come on baby do the locomotion.
When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep just like my grandfather, and not like the screaming passengers in his car!

Offline Chino

  • Be excellent to each other.
  • DT.net Veteran
  • ****
  • Posts: 25337
  • Gender: Male
Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6313 on: March 17, 2011, 11:49:20 AM »
Don't ever be like your sister.

Offline Chino

  • Be excellent to each other.
  • DT.net Veteran
  • ****
  • Posts: 25337
  • Gender: Male
Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6314 on: March 17, 2011, 11:52:53 AM »
In her Sue Nom Nom Nomi.

This just made me erupt with lafter in the middle of the lab. Thanks.

Offline King Postwhore

  • Couch Potato
  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 59498
  • Gender: Male
  • Take that Beethoven, you deaf bastard!!
Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6315 on: March 17, 2011, 02:28:43 PM »


Anyway...GO!



Britney honey, when letting the paparazzi take pictures of you, never wear underware.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
"Oh, I am definitely a jackass!" - TAC

Offline Weymolith

  • THIS IS NOT HERE
  • Moderator Emeritus
  • *****
  • Posts: 1310
  • Gender: Male
Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6316 on: March 17, 2011, 02:54:20 PM »
How come I'm not listed in the updated standings??

Anyhow...



You two would never been in this situation if you'd just been lesbians like I told you to be. That Christina was such a nice girl Brit.
As a general rule, never play with boxes that open portals to Hell.

Offline bosk1

  • King of Misdirection
  • Administrator
  • *****
  • Posts: 12827
  • Bow down to Boskaryus
Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6317 on: March 17, 2011, 02:59:33 PM »
Probably because it initially seemed like you weren't interested in playing, and then nobody thought to go back and update it after you changed your mind.  I will fix.
"The Supreme Court of the United States has descended from the disciplined legal reasoning of John Marshall and Joseph Story to the mystical aphorisms of the fortune cookie."

Offline contest_sanity

  • Posts: 2346
  • Gender: Male
Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6318 on: March 17, 2011, 03:13:14 PM »


The Hangover: 2012

"What Happens In Alaska Stays In Alaska"

Offline ThroughHerEyesDude6

  • Studio Artist
  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 1397
  • Gender: Male
  • Art keeps me alive
Re: If that ain't ambiguous, I don't know what is
« Reply #6319 on: March 17, 2011, 03:14:52 PM »



it's not too late, britney, I can still abort you.

Offline lonestar

  • DTF Executive Chef
  • Official DTF Tour Guide
  • ****
  • Posts: 30083
  • Gender: Male
  • Silly Hatted Knife Chucker
Re: If that ain't ambiguous, I don't know what is
« Reply #6320 on: March 17, 2011, 03:22:25 PM »


"Don't worry, a bus will be by soon, and then all of our problems will be over."
:rollin :rollin :rollin

Offline Tick

  • It's time to make a change
  • DTF.org Member
  • *
  • Posts: 9762
  • Gender: Male
  • Just another tricky day for you
Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6321 on: March 17, 2011, 04:37:13 PM »
That poor baby.
Yup. Tick is dead on.  She's not your type.  Move on.   Tick is Obi Wan Kenobi


Offline King Postwhore

  • Couch Potato
  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 59498
  • Gender: Male
  • Take that Beethoven, you deaf bastard!!
Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6322 on: March 17, 2011, 05:33:03 PM »
Don't worry.  He won't hit you baby one... more... time.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
"Oh, I am definitely a jackass!" - TAC

Offline bosk1

  • King of Misdirection
  • Administrator
  • *****
  • Posts: 12827
  • Bow down to Boskaryus
Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6323 on: March 17, 2011, 05:35:40 PM »
:slowclap:
"The Supreme Court of the United States has descended from the disciplined legal reasoning of John Marshall and Joseph Story to the mystical aphorisms of the fortune cookie."

Offline King Postwhore

  • Couch Potato
  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 59498
  • Gender: Male
  • Take that Beethoven, you deaf bastard!!
Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6324 on: March 17, 2011, 05:37:52 PM »
It just came to me! :laugh: :lol  And now for punishment that damn song is in my head.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
"Oh, I am definitely a jackass!" - TAC

Offline Tick

  • It's time to make a change
  • DTF.org Member
  • *
  • Posts: 9762
  • Gender: Male
  • Just another tricky day for you
Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6325 on: March 18, 2011, 06:35:29 AM »
Britney gets desperate and records a last ditch effort comeback song...
"Friday, Friday, gonna shave my head on Friday. Kicking it with my mom and sister, and her little kid."
Yup. Tick is dead on.  She's not your type.  Move on.   Tick is Obi Wan Kenobi


Offline YtseBitsySpider

  • **retired from DTF**
  • EZBoard Elder
  • *****
  • Posts: 5164
  • Gender: Male
Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6326 on: March 18, 2011, 06:54:20 AM »
Which bus are we waiting for? The Feder-line.
Take care everyone - Bet you all didn't even notice I was gone.

Happy Lives to you all.

Online Zydar

  • Creep With Tonality
  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 19285
  • Gender: Male
Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6327 on: March 18, 2011, 06:56:14 AM »
:clap:
Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

Offline King Postwhore

  • Couch Potato
  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 59498
  • Gender: Male
  • Take that Beethoven, you deaf bastard!!
Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6328 on: March 18, 2011, 07:08:33 AM »
Which bus are we waiting for? The Feder-line.

Bosk!!  Wake up!! This is as bad as mine!! :lol
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
"Oh, I am definitely a jackass!" - TAC

Offline bosk1

  • King of Misdirection
  • Administrator
  • *****
  • Posts: 12827
  • Bow down to Boskaryus
Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6329 on: March 18, 2011, 12:37:13 PM »
Man, lots of good ones.  It was tough to decide.  I have to go with this one:

it's not too late, britney, I can still abort you.

Updated standings:

El Barto - 6
Emindead - 5
contest_sanity - 6
Durg - 5
ScioPath - 5
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
TempusVox - 4
Progmonster - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Nick - 3
Jamesman - 3
Mizzl - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 3
Sonaticafanica - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1
Nekov - 1
Kosmo - 1
Chino - 1
Metropolaris - 1
admin - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 37
Adami - 31
Tick - 27
Rumborak - 25
Zydar - 18
Lonestar - 16
LeeHarveyKennedy - 14
Bosk1 - 14
Zerogravityfat - 13
Guitarded - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
YtseBitsySpider - 9
DTVT - 9
Ariich - 8
"The Supreme Court of the United States has descended from the disciplined legal reasoning of John Marshall and Joseph Story to the mystical aphorisms of the fortune cookie."

Offline ThroughHerEyesDude6

  • Studio Artist
  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 1397
  • Gender: Male
  • Art keeps me alive
Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6330 on: March 18, 2011, 05:03:48 PM »
Thank you, kind sir. Just let me find a pick and I'll get it up.

Offline ThroughHerEyesDude6

  • Studio Artist
  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 1397
  • Gender: Male
  • Art keeps me alive
Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6331 on: March 18, 2011, 05:07:36 PM »
Just because it's Friday...





Edit: found a picture with more possibilities. the Other one just sucked.
« Last Edit: March 18, 2011, 05:37:19 PM by ThroughHerEyesDude6 »

Offline bosk1

  • King of Misdirection
  • Administrator
  • *****
  • Posts: 12827
  • Bow down to Boskaryus
Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6332 on: March 18, 2011, 06:04:00 PM »
Have you seen me?
"The Supreme Court of the United States has descended from the disciplined legal reasoning of John Marshall and Joseph Story to the mystical aphorisms of the fortune cookie."

Offline bosk1

  • King of Misdirection
  • Administrator
  • *****
  • Posts: 12827
  • Bow down to Boskaryus
Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6333 on: March 18, 2011, 06:22:07 PM »
Mister, I'm pretty sure that if you this close to my school yard with no pants, you are probably violating the court order.
« Last Edit: March 18, 2011, 06:45:54 PM by bösk1 »
"The Supreme Court of the United States has descended from the disciplined legal reasoning of John Marshall and Joseph Story to the mystical aphorisms of the fortune cookie."

Offline lonestar

  • DTF Executive Chef
  • Official DTF Tour Guide
  • ****
  • Posts: 30083
  • Gender: Male
  • Silly Hatted Knife Chucker
Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6334 on: March 18, 2011, 06:45:14 PM »
I said I wanted in the backseat, not in the backdoor.