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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3885 on: September 08, 2010, 05:15:01 PM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3886 on: September 08, 2010, 06:16:48 PM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3887 on: September 09, 2010, 01:53:40 AM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3888 on: September 09, 2010, 02:17:07 PM »
Quote from: Adami on September 08, 2010, 04:03:13 PM
GOD DAMNIT STOP FLYING YOU DOG!

The only one that actually took the guy's facial expression into account. Winnah. :lol

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3889 on: September 09, 2010, 02:44:13 PM »


The London 2012 Olympics were so overbudget they couldn't afford javelins, so they had to use dogs instead...
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3890 on: September 09, 2010, 03:08:21 PM »
Bill was astounded to discover that, when thrown, his beagle's penis looked larger.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3891 on: September 09, 2010, 03:12:01 PM »
Rounds over guys.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3892 on: September 09, 2010, 05:20:26 PM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3893 on: September 10, 2010, 07:01:22 AM »
Are you finished eating?  :-*
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3894 on: September 10, 2010, 10:40:45 AM »
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Are you finished eating?  :-*
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3895 on: September 10, 2010, 10:47:39 AM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3896 on: September 10, 2010, 10:56:17 AM »
Quote from: Adami on September 10, 2010, 10:47:39 AM


The suicide note said only, "Why Pixar, why"?
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3897 on: September 10, 2010, 11:13:33 AM »
Mickey finds out his friends were being literal when they said Minnie was ‘fucking goofy’




Mickey reacts to reports that Michael Bay will direct the next Disney movie.




Reports say the suicide note read "Why, MP, why?!"
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3898 on: September 10, 2010, 11:20:26 AM »
Quote from: Adami on September 10, 2010, 10:47:39 AM


This is what happens when women won't allow men to have HDTV.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3899 on: September 10, 2010, 11:28:10 AM »
Mickey just couldn't face the prospect that he wasn't relavent anymore, even in his own company.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3900 on: September 10, 2010, 12:56:43 PM »


A mere whim of Walt Disney, to not endow Mikey "fully", would cause a lifetime of depression and eventual suicide.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3901 on: September 10, 2010, 01:03:31 PM »
Mikey, doing his best C3PO.................."that's funny....the damage doesn't look that bad from out here"
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3902 on: September 10, 2010, 02:02:36 PM »
Quote from: Adami on September 10, 2010, 10:47:39 AM


Mickey Mouse Behind the Drawings.

Mickey's death was ruled acidental by the Orlando Police.  Mickey and Minnie were known to experiment in the bedroom and it was discovered that he was into autoerotic asphyxiation.

Next, Mickey smokes honey from Winnie's secret stash when Behind the Drawings continue.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3903 on: September 10, 2010, 03:02:28 PM »

One can only stand Miley Cyrus for so long.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3904 on: September 10, 2010, 03:03:55 PM »
When Mickey saw the latest High School Musical movie on the Disney Channel he knew what to do.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3905 on: September 10, 2010, 05:32:13 PM »
He realised what he put into the world with Miley Cyrus and knew what he had to do.....
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3906 on: September 10, 2010, 06:45:02 PM »
Quote from: Adami on September 10, 2010, 10:47:39 AM


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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3907 on: September 10, 2010, 08:14:45 PM »
"What a way to go. Its not even HD."
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3908 on: September 10, 2010, 10:48:30 PM »
Dear fellas,

I can't believe how fast things move on the outside. I saw a Miley Cyrus music video once when I was away, but now they're everywhere. The world went and got itself in a big damn hurry. The Disney board got me into this TV show called "Mickey Mouse Clubhouse" and a job as a principal actor on the show. It's hard work and I try to keep up, but my ears hurt most of the time. I don't think the director likes me very much. Sometimes after work, I go to the park and pet the dogs. I keep thinking Pluto might just show up and say hello, but he never does. I hope wherever he is, he's doin' okay and makin' new friends. I have trouble sleepin' at night. I have bad dreams like I'm wielding a Keyblade. I wake up scared. Sometimes it takes me a while to remember where I am. Maybe I should get Goofy a chessy spin-off series so they'd send me back into retirement. I could help the director while I was at it, sort of like a bonus. I guess I'm too old for that sort of nonsense any more. I don't like it here. I'm tired of being ashamed all the time. I've decided not to stay. I doubt they'll kick up any fuss. Not for an old cartoon like me.

Mickey M.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3909 on: September 10, 2010, 10:57:07 PM »
^^ Holy shit :tup
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3910 on: September 10, 2010, 11:00:07 PM »
Quote from: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on September 10, 2010, 10:48:30 PM
Dear fellas,

I can't believe how fast things move on the outside. I saw a Miley Cyrus music video once when I was away, but now they're everywhere. The world went and got itself in a big damn hurry. The Disney board got me into this TV show called "Mickey Mouse Clubhouse" and a job as a principal actor on the show. It's hard work and I try to keep up, but my ears hurt most of the time. I don't think the director likes me very much. Sometimes after work, I go to the park and pet the dogs. I keep thinking Pluto might just show up and say hello, but he never does. I hope wherever he is, he's doin' okay and makin' new friends. I have trouble sleepin' at night. I have bad dreams like I'm wielding a Keyblade. I wake up scared. Sometimes it takes me a while to remember where I am. Maybe I should get Goofy a chessy spin-off series so they'd send me back into retirement. I could help the director while I was at it, sort of like a bonus. I guess I'm too old for that sort of nonsense any more. I don't like it here. I'm tired of being ashamed all the time. I've decided not to stay. I doubt they'll kick up any fuss. Not for an old cartoon like me.

Mickey M.
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God damnit, I have no idea if I should read this in Mickeys voice or Brooks. I kept going back and forth, hell I even read parts of it in Reds voice.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3911 on: September 10, 2010, 11:37:37 PM »
Quote from: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on September 10, 2010, 10:48:30 PM
Dear fellas,

I can't believe how fast things move on the outside. I saw a Miley Cyrus music video once when I was away, but now they're everywhere. The world went and got itself in a big damn hurry. The Disney board got me into this TV show called "Mickey Mouse Clubhouse" and a job as a principal actor on the show. It's hard work and I try to keep up, but my ears hurt most of the time. I don't think the director likes me very much. Sometimes after work, I go to the park and pet the dogs. I keep thinking Pluto might just show up and say hello, but he never does. I hope wherever he is, he's doin' okay and makin' new friends. I have trouble sleepin' at night. I have bad dreams like I'm wielding a Keyblade. I wake up scared. Sometimes it takes me a while to remember where I am. Maybe I should get Goofy a chessy spin-off series so they'd send me back into retirement. I could help the director while I was at it, sort of like a bonus. I guess I'm too old for that sort of nonsense any more. I don't like it here. I'm tired of being ashamed all the time. I've decided not to stay. I doubt they'll kick up any fuss. Not for an old cartoon like me.

Mickey M.



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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3912 on: September 10, 2010, 11:43:45 PM »
Quote from: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on September 10, 2010, 10:48:30 PM
Dear fellas,

I can't believe how fast things move on the outside. I saw a Miley Cyrus music video once when I was away, but now they're everywhere. The world went and got itself in a big damn hurry. The Disney board got me into this TV show called "Mickey Mouse Clubhouse" and a job as a principal actor on the show. It's hard work and I try to keep up, but my ears hurt most of the time. I don't think the director likes me very much. Sometimes after work, I go to the park and pet the dogs. I keep thinking Pluto might just show up and say hello, but he never does. I hope wherever he is, he's doin' okay and makin' new friends. I have trouble sleepin' at night. I have bad dreams like I'm wielding a Keyblade. I wake up scared. Sometimes it takes me a while to remember where I am. Maybe I should get Goofy a chessy spin-off series so they'd send me back into retirement. I could help the director while I was at it, sort of like a bonus. I guess I'm too old for that sort of nonsense any more. I don't like it here. I'm tired of being ashamed all the time. I've decided not to stay. I doubt they'll kick up any fuss. Not for an old cartoon like me.

Mickey M.
I think you might have won the whole fucking thread with that one.  Well done, my boy.





 
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3913 on: September 10, 2010, 11:47:23 PM »
To all who replied: Thanks a bunch! I guess it was just right place at the right time.  :)

Even if I might not win, I am honored to have Lonestar give me kudos
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3914 on: September 10, 2010, 11:51:09 PM »
If you don't win, I will gouge out Adami's eyes and skullfuck him.  (sorry watched Full Metal Jacket recently)
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3915 on: September 10, 2010, 11:53:32 PM »
Ok, no more posts about ThroughHerEyesDudes post. Sorry, I just don't want to discourage other people from trying.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3916 on: September 10, 2010, 11:54:11 PM »
Quote from: dreamtheatervt on September 10, 2010, 11:51:09 PM
If you don't win, I will gouge out Adami's eyes and skullfuck him.  (sorry watched Full Metal Jacket recently)

Love that movie! have you seen "Full Metal Disney"?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3woEDTUbDYg
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« Reply #3917 on: September 10, 2010, 11:58:44 PM »
Quote from: Adami on September 10, 2010, 11:53:32 PM
Ok, no more posts about ThroughHerEyesDudes post. Sorry, I just don't want to discourage other people from trying.

No prob. I actually like the one about Mickey behind the Drawing.
Pure gold!  :lol
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3918 on: September 11, 2010, 05:18:19 AM »
Quote from: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on September 10, 2010, 11:58:44 PM
Quote from: Adami on September 10, 2010, 11:53:32 PM
Ok, no more posts about ThroughHerEyesDudes post. Sorry, I just don't want to discourage other people from trying.

No prob. I actually like the one about Mickey behind the Drawing.
Pure gold!  :lol

Why thank you.  :)
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3919 on: September 11, 2010, 01:48:42 PM »
Quote from: dreamtheatervt on September 10, 2010, 11:51:09 PM
If you don't win, I will gouge out Adami's eyes and skullfuck him.  (sorry watched Full Metal Jacket recently)
I have front row seats for that, with a meet and greet and a souvenir laminate. It was only 200 bucks!
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