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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3675 on: August 25, 2010, 08:05:08 AM »
Quote from: tick on August 25, 2010, 06:38:42 AM
Wow, its an honor to win a round with so many great captions! :omg:
and for your next assignment...



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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3676 on: August 25, 2010, 10:56:32 AM »
"There's a passenger on board named Joe Salluchi....he's carrying a bomb"
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3677 on: August 25, 2010, 11:17:57 AM »
This scene from an "explosive" episode next week of Dr. AlaWHO Akbar. Only on Al Jazeera TV.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3678 on: August 25, 2010, 11:21:05 AM »
Quote from: tick on August 25, 2010, 06:38:42 AM
Wow, its an honor to win a round with so many great captions! :omg:
and for your next assignment...



All hail the bomb made of toilet paper tubes.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3679 on: August 25, 2010, 12:09:00 PM »
"But McGruber......!!!"
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3680 on: August 25, 2010, 01:38:02 PM »



Grrrrr.....This bomb shaped sex toy has come between me and my transgender french policeman lover for the last time!  I am going to punch it!

Nooooooooooo!







Yeah....I got nothin  :|
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3681 on: August 25, 2010, 01:57:13 PM »
Al Qaida leadership was especially pleased with the role-playing exercises in this year's "preventing sexual harassment" training.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3682 on: August 25, 2010, 02:11:30 PM »
Alton Brown's final moments after snapping.

Come on people, bomb =/= Islamic terrorist.  Do they look Middle Eastern to anyone?  Be creative!
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3683 on: August 25, 2010, 02:25:30 PM »
Quote from: tick on August 25, 2010, 06:38:42 AM
Wow, its an honor to win a round with so many great captions! :omg:
and for your next assignment...



Al:  "I can't believe it's done".
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Al:  "Behold! It is the largest electric dildo ever made"!
Mary:  "Oh joyous moment.  I will shave my moustache"!
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3684 on: August 26, 2010, 07:28:30 AM »
Quote from: eric42434224 on August 25, 2010, 01:38:02 PM



Grrrrr.....This bomb shaped sex toy has come between me and my transgender french policeman lover for the last time!  I am going to punch it!

Nooooooooooo!







Yeah....I got nothin  :|
I tried

I loved it! :biggrin:
"I'm am going to punch it."

I found the fact you pointed out everything obvious about the picture and wrote it in your caption was actually funny. :biggrin:
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3685 on: August 26, 2010, 07:34:30 AM »

The Standings...


El Barto - 6
bosk1 - 5
wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
progmonster - 3
xanthul - 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Soundgarden - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
cthrubuoy - 2
millahh - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1
Jamesman - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 23
tick - 21
Adami - 20
rumborak - 16
Zydar - 13
zerogravityfat - 12
lonestar - 12
TimmyHiggy - 10
Guitarded - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
ariich - 8
Cool Chris - 8
eric42434224 - 1

We have a virgin winner! Welcome to the score board! :tup

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3686 on: August 26, 2010, 07:36:28 AM »
Hey!  I popped my cherry!
I will put up a pic as sson as I am able.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3687 on: August 26, 2010, 07:41:28 AM »
Go!

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3688 on: August 26, 2010, 07:46:16 AM »
Bob and Doug McKenzie are in to some fucked up shit.
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Quote from: kingshmegland on April 27, 2012, 03:59:55 PM
Yup. Tick is dead on.  She's not your type.  Move on.   Tick is Obi Wan Kenobi

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3689 on: August 26, 2010, 07:50:04 AM »
Quote from: eric42434224 on August 26, 2010, 07:41:28 AM
Go!



This is why South Park blames Canada.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3690 on: August 26, 2010, 09:00:21 AM »
Russian home abortion kit.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3691 on: August 26, 2010, 09:09:53 AM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3692 on: August 26, 2010, 09:14:06 AM »
"Hey, I think her water just broke".
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3693 on: August 26, 2010, 09:16:24 AM »
"Of course we're sure the child will be raised well and well-adjusted.  Why do you ask?"
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3694 on: August 26, 2010, 10:59:24 AM »
Quote from: eric42434224 on August 26, 2010, 07:41:28 AM
Go!



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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3695 on: August 26, 2010, 01:47:35 PM »
"You see that chick? She know where it be. Soon as I finish this smoke, she gonna show me where that beer be at."
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3696 on: August 26, 2010, 02:12:11 PM »
Hasn't this one already been posted?
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3697 on: August 26, 2010, 02:14:57 PM »
Quote from: El Barto on August 26, 2010, 02:12:11 PM
Hasn't this one already been posted?
I wasn't sure, but I think you are correct. Oh well, we will let this one go. their are too many captions. I wish you posted this earlier.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3698 on: August 26, 2010, 02:24:31 PM »
sorry guys...new here so I didnt know it had been posted.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3699 on: August 26, 2010, 02:29:35 PM »
Quote from: eric42434224 on August 26, 2010, 02:24:31 PM
sorry guys...new here so I didnt know it had been posted.
It's nearly impossible to tell anymore. 
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3700 on: August 26, 2010, 02:41:35 PM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3701 on: August 26, 2010, 05:54:27 PM »
"The hell is she doing?"
"Well this is her 5th pregnancy, she figured she should get used to taking a load on her face"
"Who the hell is she sleeping with?"
"Looks like elephants mostly"
"Ohhh well that would make sense since she's only two months pregnant"
"Yea, but you know what they say....an elephant in the tub is better than ice in the fridge"
"Who the hell says that?"
"Huh? Oh I don't know, I probably read it somewhere?"
"Where?"
"I think the bible"
"Oh....is that the one with jesus?"
"No, that's that Mel Gibson movie"
"Lethal Weapon?"
"Yea, that one"
"Interesting, so how's peggy?"
"Annoying"
"haha, I hear you on that"
"Yea, how's walter?"
"He's gay as always, and loving my penis"
"Word."
"I value our friendship"
"....................do you have any idea how badly I want to kill you right now?"
"Yes."
"eh....goodbye jacob"
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3702 on: August 26, 2010, 07:52:47 PM »
Quote from: eric42434224 on August 26, 2010, 02:24:31 PM
sorry guys...new here so I didnt know it had been posted.
No need to apologize. No one expects you to look through over 100 pages. Well, Adami probably does, but he doesn't count.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3703 on: August 26, 2010, 07:53:22 PM »
I never count. :(


......of tuscany?
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3704 on: August 26, 2010, 09:29:45 PM »
Quote from: Adami on August 26, 2010, 07:53:22 PM
I never count. :(


......of tuscany?

Boooooooo!!!!!!!!!  ;)
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3705 on: August 27, 2010, 07:16:43 AM »
sadly adami probably wins...any reference to the Count of Tuscany instantly guarantees victory at anything.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3706 on: August 27, 2010, 10:48:46 AM »


Giving it to Zydar....simple and funny.


Quote from: Zydar on August 26, 2010, 09:14:06 AM
"Hey, I think her water just broke".


Quote from: tick on August 26, 2010, 07:34:30 AM
The Standings...

El Barto - 6
bosk1 - 5
wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
progmonster - 3
xanthul - 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Soundgarden - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
cthrubuoy - 2
millahh - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1
Jamesman - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 23
tick - 21
Adami - 20
rumborak - 16
Zydar - 14
zerogravityfat - 12
lonestar - 12
TimmyHiggy - 10
Guitarded - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
ariich - 8
Cool Chris - 8
eric42434224 - 1

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3707 on: August 27, 2010, 11:41:21 AM »
Wohoo  :laugh:



GO!
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3708 on: August 27, 2010, 11:48:48 AM »
Quote from: Zydar on August 27, 2010, 11:41:21 AM
Wohoo  :laugh:



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Kipfilet is het borstdeel van de kip. Kenmerk van kipfilet is dat deze vetarm en lichtverteerbaar is.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3709 on: August 27, 2010, 11:50:22 AM »
HOLY SHIT! A girl with purple hair!
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