Author Topic: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW) (Read 527411 times)

Tick · « **Reply #3570 on:** August 18, 2010, 02:41:54 PM »

"Excuse me miss, I think your in the wrong rest room."

King Postwhore · « **Reply #3571 on:** August 18, 2010, 03:42:49 PM »

Dammit! They got my order wrong. I ordered the girl with the urinal, not the toilet!!

BRGM · « **Reply #3572 on:** August 18, 2010, 03:43:51 PM »

slool, you're in ma' toilett, hehee...he...heh...

Adami · « **Reply #3573 on:** August 18, 2010, 03:44:27 PM »

Me chinese, me no joke, me go pee pee ON YO FACE!

Tick · « **Reply #3574 on:** August 18, 2010, 04:34:19 PM »

In Lonestars restaurant, toilets are not for pussies.

BRGM · « **Reply #3575 on:** August 18, 2010, 04:34:59 PM »

I wanted to do that but the bush said NOOO!

Jamesman42 · « **Reply #3576 on:** August 18, 2010, 04:42:10 PM »

Quote from: tick on August 18, 2010, 04:34:19 PM

In Lonestars restaurant, toilets are not for pussies.

In lonestar's restaurant, the food is just that good.

Rina · « **Reply #3577 on:** August 18, 2010, 04:47:14 PM »

Surprise butt-sex!

Tick · « **Reply #3578 on:** August 18, 2010, 04:53:01 PM »

"Yo Dawg, I heard your girlfriend likes oral so I invited her into the mens room."

Jamesman42 · « **Reply #3579 on:** August 18, 2010, 04:58:03 PM »

She accidentally the whole...oh.

ThroughHerEyesDude6 · « **Reply #3580 on:** August 18, 2010, 05:25:10 PM »

"Sorry, wrong address. I was looking for the toilet at 1324 W. Belvidere"

chknptpie · « **Reply #3581 on:** August 18, 2010, 07:23:12 PM »

The space in Japan is THAT limited.

Jamesman42 · « **Reply #3582 on:** August 18, 2010, 07:26:18 PM »

"Honey, you look a little flushed."

cthrubuoy · « **Reply #3583 on:** August 19, 2010, 11:13:19 AM »

I know it's only been 22 hours but I may have to go out later.

Cool Chris wins with this

Quote from: Cool Chris on August 18, 2010, 02:29:07 PM

Next time your wife tells you she's pissed off, tell her it is better than the alternative.

The standings are now

El Barto - 6
wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
bosk1 - 4
progmonster - 3
xanthul - 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
cthrubuoy - 2
millahh - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1
Soundgarden - 1
Jamesman - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 23
tick - 20
Adami - 19
rumborak - 16
Zydar - 13
zerogravityfat - 12
lonestar - 12
TimmyHiggy - 10
Guitarded - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
ariich - 8
Cool Chris - 8

PM sent.

Cool Chris · « **Reply #3584 on:** August 19, 2010, 12:05:14 PM »

Awesome this is still going strong

King Postwhore · « **Reply #3585 on:** August 19, 2010, 12:10:14 PM »

Quote from: Cool Chris on August 19, 2010, 12:05:14 PM

Awesome this is still going strong

The origin of the line, "I've got wood".

Dr. DTVT · « **Reply #3586 on:** August 19, 2010, 01:08:26 PM »

I told you don't let Cletus make the special sauce!

Adami · « **Reply #3587 on:** August 19, 2010, 01:09:28 PM »

"OH MY GOD IT HURTS SO MUCH!!!!!!!!"
"What the hell did you eat?"
"I"M A GET THE AXE!"

LCArenas · « **Reply #3588 on:** August 19, 2010, 01:11:54 PM »

"CLETUS WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING NAKED IN THE WOODS! OUR ZOMBIE DAUGHTER IS GOING TO ESCAPE!"

cthrubuoy · « **Reply #3589 on:** August 19, 2010, 01:22:05 PM »

6 months later, "Duelling Banjos" was born.

rumborak · « **Reply #3590 on:** August 19, 2010, 01:27:45 PM »

"Desperate Housewives"

Tick · « **Reply #3591 on:** August 19, 2010, 01:40:32 PM »

Quote from: rumborak on August 19, 2010, 01:27:45 PM

"Desperate Housewives"

Even more desperate old man.

Adami · « **Reply #3592 on:** August 19, 2010, 01:41:55 PM »

The official Akransas holocaust re-enactment was slightly historically inacurate.

Marvellous G · « **Reply #3593 on:** August 19, 2010, 01:45:27 PM »

Unfortunately, brix are too expensive for country people. Wood had to do for poor Cletus.

Adami · « **Reply #3594 on:** August 19, 2010, 01:48:08 PM »

No more cletus, let's call him something else. Like Nigel or something.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #3595 on:** August 19, 2010, 04:50:13 PM »

Quote from: Cool Chris on August 19, 2010, 12:05:14 PM

Awesome this is still going strong

Is your johnson on fire and your girls can't help with that itch? With that kind of itch you need tough actin Tinactin!

bosk1 · « **Reply #3596 on:** August 19, 2010, 06:46:44 PM »

Director: "Take one!"

Billy: "Howdy, laydees! Lookitcher mayan! Nayow back at may. Nayow backatcher mayan. Now back to may. Sadly, he ain't may, but if he stopped usin' ladies scented body wawsh and switched t' possum urine, he c'd smell lahk he’s may. Look dayown, back up, where you at? You's on a fishin' boat with the mayan yer mayan c'd smell lahk. Wha's over yonder in yer hayand, back at may. Ah git it, it’s a jug a' my fahnest hooch with them teef y'all lost last coon hunt'n seasin. Dang near anything's c'n happen when yer mayan smells like possum urine and not a pansy. I'm on a pahl a' wood! Yeehawwwwwwwwww!"

Producer: "My office! Casting meeting! Now!"

Tick · « **Reply #3597 on:** August 19, 2010, 07:56:16 PM »

"STOP!......Hammer time."

Dr. DTVT · « **Reply #3598 on:** August 19, 2010, 08:07:10 PM »

It's my turn with the sex box, and her name is Sony! I hope Cool Chris is a Family Guy fan

King Postwhore · « **Reply #3599 on:** August 19, 2010, 08:15:10 PM »

Quote from: Cool Chris on August 19, 2010, 12:05:14 PM

Awesome this is still going strong

Run for your life!! He's as old and dry as kindling wood!!

Adami · « **Reply #3600 on:** August 19, 2010, 08:16:40 PM »

The paparazzi sure got what was coming to them after following Cloris Leachman to her family get together.

ScioPath · « **Reply #3601 on:** August 19, 2010, 08:19:11 PM »

Quote from: bösk1 on August 19, 2010, 06:46:44 PM

Director: "Take one!"

Billy: "Howdy, laydees! Lookitcher mayan! Nayow back at may. Nayow backatcher mayan. Now back to may. Sadly, he ain't may, but if he stopped usin' ladies scented body wawsh and switched t' possum urine, he c'd smell lahk he’s may. Look dayown, back up, where you at? You's on a fishin' boat with the mayan yer mayan c'd smell lahk. Wha's over yonder in yer hayand, back at may. Ah git it, it’s a jug a' my fahnest hooch with them teef y'all lost last coon hunt'n seasin. Dang near anything's c'n happen when yer mayan smells like possum urine and not a pansy. I'm on a pahl a' wood! Yeehawwwwwwwwww!"

Producer: "My office! Casting meeting! Now!"

LCArenas · « **Reply #3602 on:** August 19, 2010, 08:24:05 PM »

Quote from: bösk1 on August 19, 2010, 06:46:44 PM

Director: "Take one!"

Billy: "Howdy, laydees! Lookitcher mayan! Nayow back at may. Nayow backatcher mayan. Now back to may. Sadly, he ain't may, but if he stopped usin' ladies scented body wawsh and switched t' possum urine, he c'd smell lahk he’s may. Look dayown, back up, where you at? You's on a fishin' boat with the mayan yer mayan c'd smell lahk. Wha's over yonder in yer hayand, back at may. Ah git it, it’s a jug a' my fahnest hooch with them teef y'all lost last coon hunt'n seasin. Dang near anything's c'n happen when yer mayan smells like possum urine and not a pansy. I'm on a pahl a' wood! Yeehawwwwwwwwww!"

Producer: "My office! Casting meeting! Now!"

Jamesman42 · « **Reply #3603 on:** August 19, 2010, 11:38:43 PM »

"Let me stand next to your fire!"

YtseBitsySpider · « **Reply #3604 on:** August 20, 2010, 05:41:03 AM »

Life at the ol' Jolie-Pitt Ranch.....where are the chitl'ins.

News: Video of online chat between fans and members of Dream Theater: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sx8cLlXnHpA&feature=youtu.be (*no chickens were harmed during the filming of this chat)

Author Topic: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW) (Read 527411 times)