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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3045 on: July 06, 2010, 11:31:35 AM »
Soon after this photo was taken, in the "mostly over the hill biker section", the Justin Bieber VIP show began....to the delight of some reclusive progmetal forum owners.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3046 on: July 06, 2010, 11:45:37 AM »
(over the PA system): Who here has never touched a woman's breast before?
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3047 on: July 06, 2010, 11:57:02 AM »
Perhaps the funniest part of the one above is that none of the women have their hands raised.  :lol
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3048 on: July 06, 2010, 12:14:55 PM »


and the station DJ gets the crowd fired up before Metal fest 2010!...

HOW WE ALL DOING OUT THERE TODAY!
Ok, anyone who has killed there mother and father recently, show me a peace sign!!!
(crowd cheers)
Now, anyone who masturbates daily let me see your hands!!! only if ya washed um afterwords of course!
(crowd cheers loudly)
Interesting. Alright...
Now, anyone who likes it up the old Hershey highway show me some devil horns!!!
(crowd roars)
Oh yeah, Ok, anyone who has sex with at least 20 guys last night, let me see your beers!!!
(crowd goes nuts)
Woo hoo, oh yeah! Now, anybody who is badly in need of mouthwash, lets see that thumbs up!
(crowd laughs and cheers)
Anyone who has no clue what the hell is going on, just stand there and look stupid!
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3049 on: July 06, 2010, 12:16:58 PM »


<guy with sunglasses and soda bottle>: "Yup, this is my fan club. HEY GUYS, WHO WANTS ANAL SEX?!"

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3050 on: July 06, 2010, 05:27:46 PM »
:D

Okay...



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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3051 on: July 06, 2010, 05:28:29 PM »
Val Halen holds an open audition.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3052 on: July 06, 2010, 09:09:49 PM »
Guy in yellow hat: "Does this one nipple look larger than the other?"

Chris Jericho: "Y'know, I think it is."
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3053 on: July 07, 2010, 02:52:24 AM »
White power meeting at Disney Land.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3054 on: July 07, 2010, 05:19:21 AM »
Ted Nugent's family reunion
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3055 on: July 07, 2010, 05:23:56 AM »
Dave Meniketti (Y&T):  How many of you asswipe hillbilly's spent all your money on beer and cheap hookers and downloaded our new album illegally from the internet.

Crowd:  ROOOOAAAARR!!!!

Dave Meniketti:  Well here's one of our classics, something I'd like to do to all you guys...Open Fire!!!

Crowd:  ROOOAAAARRR!!!
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3056 on: July 07, 2010, 05:26:45 AM »
Ninjas. They are everywhere.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3057 on: July 07, 2010, 05:31:10 AM »
that dude in the front is itching for a dildo in the mouth photo shop....


if I was juding this one I'd give it to Adami for the Open Halen audition....as soon as I read that..and looked at the photo..it struck me that that's exactly what it would look like.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3058 on: July 07, 2010, 11:46:21 AM »
Ninjas. They are everywhere.

This is the win!  PM sent.
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« Reply #3059 on: July 07, 2010, 06:04:01 PM »
 :|
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3060 on: July 07, 2010, 06:20:35 PM »
Ninjas. They are everywhere.

This is the win!  PM sent.

Can we change it to "Beverly Hillbilly Ninjas Everywhere"?
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3061 on: July 07, 2010, 06:22:03 PM »
Frustrating thing is, he's been online since then.  What's the policy about how long he gets to respond before I choose a backup winner?

Cool Chris and Adami are neck and neck for second place.  Bribes will be accepted before I decide.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3062 on: July 07, 2010, 10:18:52 PM »
Come on, now! post!!!

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3063 on: July 08, 2010, 03:31:28 AM »
:|
:chill

Sorry guys, time difference is a bitch. I was online for a real shortwhile just to check the Germany vs Spain result.



This is in honor of Spain and their victory.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3064 on: July 08, 2010, 03:32:34 AM »
Sorry guys, time difference is a bitch. I was online for a real shortwhile just to check the Germany vs Spain result.
That doesn't work 'round these parts. 24 hours is 24 hours.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3065 on: July 08, 2010, 03:39:27 AM »
Sorry, sir.

I could have posted in the morning but I was afraid I might not be able to check it on that time again.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3066 on: July 08, 2010, 04:05:23 AM »
"what is this I don't even"
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3067 on: July 08, 2010, 05:57:35 AM »
Sadly Eric couldn't seem to kickstart his game


I can't wait for the dive on this one


If, sir, your intention was to bury your foot in my arse you clearly missed
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« Reply #3068 on: July 08, 2010, 06:25:33 AM »
"Eat my leg in balls."
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3069 on: July 08, 2010, 06:30:33 AM »

The day Sean Penn chose an acting career over playing Soccer.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3070 on: July 08, 2010, 06:35:52 AM »
Ride the leg was quickly becoming the scariest thrill ride in Europe. It went from zero to soprano in 0 to 2 seconds.
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« Reply #3071 on: July 08, 2010, 07:28:04 AM »
The European remake of Peter Pan.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3072 on: July 08, 2010, 07:29:47 AM »
"Tie your own shoe!"
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3073 on: July 08, 2010, 08:00:20 AM »
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3074 on: July 08, 2010, 09:10:51 AM »
Which guy plays for which team? That will help.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3075 on: July 09, 2010, 07:00:21 AM »
"Tie your own shoe!"

This fit the picture the most for me. Winna!
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« Reply #3076 on: July 09, 2010, 07:11:46 AM »
Thank you! and now...
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3077 on: July 09, 2010, 07:15:04 AM »
The Standings...

Cool Chris - 6
El Barto - 6
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
progmonster - 3
xanthul - 3
wolfking- 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
bosk1 - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1


Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 19
tick - 18
Adami - 15
rumborak - 14
zerogravityfat - 12
Zydar - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
lonestar - 10
Guitarded - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
ariich - 7


Added my win and AFO's last win as well
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3078 on: July 09, 2010, 07:49:10 AM »
Hey, I have 2 wins.  The score didn't get updated last time.
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« Reply #3079 on: July 09, 2010, 07:59:56 AM »
Thank you! and now...


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