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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2065 on: March 22, 2010, 08:05:58 AM »


PETA was very upset about putting Michael Vick back in the latest edition of Madden.

Super Mario, this made me choke on my coffee Sunday so you win!! :D
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Re: My, but those are some lazy soccer players
« Reply #2066 on: March 22, 2010, 02:00:08 PM »
Aaaaaaand..... Go:





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Guitarded - 3
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2067 on: March 22, 2010, 02:22:45 PM »
Super mario, please add one to my wins.  Thanks!!
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2068 on: March 22, 2010, 02:48:32 PM »
Didn't I do that on the last page? Unless somone before me hadn't, I increased you from 9 to 10.

The misspelling of your name I totally missed, though.
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Re: My, but those are some lazy soccer players
« Reply #2069 on: March 22, 2010, 02:55:54 PM »


"Face it guys, the only balls here are in front of the net. So, you might as well get used to spreading your legs, BECAUSE YOU'RE GONNA BE MY BITCHES!!!"

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2070 on: March 22, 2010, 03:06:55 PM »

Bob didn't seem to understand sit-ups.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2071 on: March 22, 2010, 04:31:34 PM »
Sooner or later, John would have to overcome his fear of lying down.
i heard if you put bread in the rooof of your mouth it means oyu don't cvry when you're shoocppig ononsosni.
<br />/I vea aben told buy   spletn spencer adn timhiggy and that zletar guy to potost gcase imm drunk for the fist imeiiiiiiiiiiiii eoand evryoen ois mkaking funof eme :O(<br />
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2072 on: March 22, 2010, 04:36:38 PM »
The World Cup of 2010 proved to be as exciting as others.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2073 on: March 22, 2010, 04:50:19 PM »
Didn't I do that on the last page? Unless somone before me hadn't, I increased you from 9 to 10.

The misspelling of your name I totally missed, though.

Sorry SM!  I see now that you had an edit on the 20th!  Sorry!

And now for my caption!


What the hell am I doing here.  Why does mom and dad still push me to playing sports.  I'm 40 dammit!
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2074 on: March 22, 2010, 06:10:40 PM »

SPAIN - Don't mind us, we'll never win the World Cup.

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Re: A winner is you!
« Reply #2075 on: March 23, 2010, 10:41:47 PM »
Sooner or later, John would have to overcome his fear of lying down.

Liking it. Go forth, young man!
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Re: Who want da leadaboard?
« Reply #2076 on: March 23, 2010, 10:43:48 PM »
The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

Cool Chris - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy - 6
lonestar - 6
ariich - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
TimmyHiggy - 4
progmonster - 3
Guitarded - 3
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
YtseBitsySpider - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
xanthul - 1


Hall of fame

tick - 16
zerogravityfat - 11
kingshmegland - 10
rumborak - 10
Zydar - 7
Adami - 7
HOLY MARY MOTHER OF GOD!!!!!  THIS is why LHK is the President of Awesome.

Why is everything you post the best thing ever said?  :lol

LHK is beyond EPIC.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2077 on: March 24, 2010, 06:01:35 AM »
i heard if you put bread in the rooof of your mouth it means oyu don't cvry when you're shoocppig ononsosni.
<br />/I vea aben told buy   spletn spencer adn timhiggy and that zletar guy to potost gcase imm drunk for the fist imeiiiiiiiiiiiii eoand evryoen ois mkaking funof eme :O(<br />
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2078 on: March 24, 2010, 06:32:27 AM »
Using Blue Tooth 'Object Push' Jim shows the report he's working on to Bill who works several floors down.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2079 on: March 24, 2010, 06:34:13 AM »
the crt suicides doubled in the last decade when the totally hot underaged flat screens started to hike up their skirts.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2080 on: March 24, 2010, 06:47:19 AM »
Unable to bear any longer the abuse of endlessly displaying the DTF homepage, the monitor did the only thing it could.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2081 on: March 24, 2010, 06:50:00 AM »
I can see my mouse from here!
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2082 on: March 24, 2010, 08:08:32 AM »


This is what happens when you show a guy the "2 girls and a cup" video.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2083 on: March 24, 2010, 08:26:59 AM »
Time to get rid of 'Windows' and get a Mac.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2084 on: March 24, 2010, 11:26:09 AM »

bosk1's reaction to the forum crash.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2085 on: March 24, 2010, 11:42:05 AM »
There's an app for that...

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2086 on: March 24, 2010, 11:44:23 AM »
"Hello tech support, my Windows is broken and I can't see anything on my screen".
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2087 on: March 24, 2010, 12:25:33 PM »


First and last trial of force-feedback monitors.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2088 on: March 24, 2010, 12:46:04 PM »
Once their initial ideas were released, the I'm a PC - WTC Edition marketing team was summarily fired.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2089 on: March 24, 2010, 01:58:16 PM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2090 on: March 24, 2010, 02:33:05 PM »
Just say no to bad porn.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2091 on: March 24, 2010, 03:05:27 PM »
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« Reply #2092 on: March 24, 2010, 10:59:56 PM »
Sadly, even Nickelodeon Jr's Face wasn't immune to the struggles of life after being a child star.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2093 on: March 24, 2010, 11:08:04 PM »

The only known sentient computer became aware of Flight 11's trajectory and was the first to evacuate.




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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2094 on: March 25, 2010, 07:06:09 AM »
Using Blue Tooth 'Object Push' Jim shows the report he's working on to Bill who works several floors down.

I declare you the winner!

Tough choice though, it could easily have been any 1 of 4.
And :lol @Guitarded, you are definitely going to hell.
i heard if you put bread in the rooof of your mouth it means oyu don't cvry when you're shoocppig ononsosni.
<br />/I vea aben told buy   spletn spencer adn timhiggy and that zletar guy to potost gcase imm drunk for the fist imeiiiiiiiiiiiii eoand evryoen ois mkaking funof eme :O(<br />
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2095 on: March 25, 2010, 03:10:42 PM »

NOOOOOOOOO!!!! NOT ANOTHER VLASTO DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2096 on: March 25, 2010, 06:11:39 PM »
That's me after reading one of Zeltar's posts.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2097 on: March 26, 2010, 05:18:39 AM »
alright...gimme a minute I'll post something.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2098 on: March 26, 2010, 05:38:06 AM »
ok....try to be creative and don't start a riot.
It's sort of relevant as she's been in my country all week...sort of.


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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2099 on: March 26, 2010, 05:48:41 AM »
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