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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2030 on: March 17, 2010, 08:25:46 AM »


"Luckily, Gene Roddenberry had the foresight to not introduce canine Borg into Star Trek, as was suggested by some."


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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2031 on: March 17, 2010, 08:56:28 AM »
Resistance is feline!

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2032 on: March 17, 2010, 11:14:26 AM »
Hahaha. As much as I like the silly dog puns, I think I'd have to be mental not to give "Resistance is Feline" full points.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2033 on: March 17, 2010, 02:22:06 PM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2034 on: March 17, 2010, 02:25:27 PM »
My spider sense is tingling - or is it that burrito I had for lunch?
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2035 on: March 17, 2010, 02:28:37 PM »
What spiderman would look like if he also were to be bitten by a radioactive walrus.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2036 on: March 17, 2010, 02:37:48 PM »
Tobey Maguire, ten years after people finally realized he can't actually act.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2037 on: March 17, 2010, 02:43:51 PM »
A still image from the upcoming Spider-Man reboot.
Orion....that's the one with a bunch of power chords and boringly harsh vocals, isn't it?
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2038 on: March 17, 2010, 02:46:12 PM »
Best...
Superhero costume...
Ever!
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2039 on: March 17, 2010, 03:52:29 PM »
Michael Jackson is alive and very healthy.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2040 on: March 17, 2010, 05:40:52 PM »
At christmas, Tobey Maguire was visited by three ghosts. The ghosts of Spidey Past and Spidey Present showed him some pretty fearsome stuff, but they had NOTHING on the last fella.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2041 on: March 17, 2010, 05:44:57 PM »
Dununununununu dunununununu spiderman...spiderman...spiderman....
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2042 on: March 17, 2010, 05:45:46 PM »
This what happens when guys don't get laid.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2043 on: March 17, 2010, 07:41:42 PM »
Spider Man Boobs
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2044 on: March 18, 2010, 12:07:50 AM »


Al-Quada's anti-western superhero Fatwaman, bitten by a radioactive Jew, had a few successful years of propaganda before mullahs decided that web slinging was far too decadent.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2045 on: March 18, 2010, 12:09:40 AM »


"Uh-oh. That's not webbing."
Listen! Do you smell something?

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2046 on: March 18, 2010, 12:42:31 AM »
Spiderman aims to become the fattest, at 350kg.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2047 on: March 18, 2010, 06:01:47 AM »
Everything is bigger in Japan.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2048 on: March 18, 2010, 09:57:58 AM »


Al-Quada's anti-western superhero Fatwaman, bitten by a radioactive Jew, had a few successful years of propaganda before mullahs decided that web slinging was far too decadent.

Winner for complete bizarreness! :lol

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Re: Now with proper numerical order!
« Reply #2049 on: March 18, 2010, 10:20:49 AM »
The Standings...
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Cool Chris - 6
lonestar - 6
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LeeHarveyKennedy - 5
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Re: Oh, how embarrassing! That hat with that tank top? White trash!
« Reply #2050 on: March 18, 2010, 10:27:26 AM »
Oldie but a goodie:

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Why is everything you post the best thing ever said?  :lol

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2051 on: March 18, 2010, 10:31:51 AM »
The singer in the new parody band, Black Eyed Piss.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2052 on: March 18, 2010, 10:39:47 AM »
from the makers of HEAD ON comes:

PISS OFF!

apply directly to the crotch.
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Re: Oh, how embarrassing! That hat with that tank top? White trash!
« Reply #2053 on: March 19, 2010, 10:53:54 AM »




"I don't want, anybody else. When I think about you I piss myself."
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Re: Oh, how embarrassing! That hat with that tank top? White trash!
« Reply #2054 on: March 19, 2010, 11:21:25 AM »
Oldie but a goodie:



They say her singing is "Spot On". ;)

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Oh, how embarrassing! That hat with that tank top? White trash!
« Reply #2055 on: March 19, 2010, 11:02:40 PM »
Oldie but a goodie:



They say her singing is "Spot On". ;)



This got a chuckle, so it wins by default.
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Why is everything you post the best thing ever said?  :lol

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2056 on: March 20, 2010, 06:23:31 AM »
Thanks Super Mario!  Here is the new pic!


I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2057 on: March 20, 2010, 06:36:37 AM »
Thanks Super Mario!  Here is the new pic!




Imma let you finish, but EA had the best cheat codes of all time.

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Re: Oh, how embarrassing! That hat with that tank top? White trash!
« Reply #2058 on: March 21, 2010, 10:47:01 AM »
Oldie but a goodie:



They say her singing is "Spot On". ;)



This got a chuckle, so it wins by default.
You can win by default unless you had the only entry. just sayin...
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2059 on: March 21, 2010, 10:48:28 AM »

"Yes, I'm here to support Obama's virtual health care bill."
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2060 on: March 21, 2010, 10:49:00 AM »


PETA was very upset about putting Michael Vick back in the latest edition of Madden.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2061 on: March 21, 2010, 01:02:02 PM »
Some people really dislike the new Dante's Inferno video game.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2062 on: March 21, 2010, 03:09:16 PM »
God of War III had an unexpected impact.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2063 on: March 21, 2010, 07:54:59 PM »


"Dude, you cheated on your girlfriend and you got away with it? What on earth did you tell her?"

"Dunno, I made up some bullshit story about how there are 'cheat codes' in computer games, and that they make you cheat on your girlfriend. She's not that smart, you know?"

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2064 on: March 21, 2010, 09:18:19 PM »

PETA was very upset about putting Michael Vick back in the latest edition of Madden.
Holy shit.
Listen! Do you smell something?