"Dude, you cheated on your girlfriend and you got away with it? What on earth did you tell her?"
"Dunno, I made up some bullshit story about how there are 'cheat codes' in computer games, and that they make you cheat on your girlfriend. She's not that smart, you know?"
"I bow to you, man. BTW, where is she?"
"No idea. Probably at one of her rallies."
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