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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1995 on: March 14, 2010, 12:10:19 PM »
Make it so!



Great, now all our wives will force us to go see Commiedance.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1996 on: March 14, 2010, 04:32:08 PM »
Make it so!


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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1997 on: March 14, 2010, 05:53:12 PM »

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1998 on: March 14, 2010, 07:41:21 PM »
Make it so!



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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1999 on: March 14, 2010, 10:10:54 PM »



At the first delivery of the cloaked tank they realized their design flaw.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2000 on: March 15, 2010, 11:05:17 AM »
Make it so!


My happy thought was Starcraft, what was yours?

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2001 on: March 15, 2010, 12:15:55 PM »



At the first delivery of the cloaked tank they realized their design flaw.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2002 on: March 15, 2010, 01:06:56 PM »
Woot!!

BTW, as an avid Volleyball player, I have to say those guys have an impressive vertical.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2003 on: March 15, 2010, 01:12:33 PM »

"I liked when Myung looked like a women's figure skating champion."

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2004 on: March 15, 2010, 01:26:51 PM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2005 on: March 15, 2010, 01:27:57 PM »
when you find out how they draw the magic yellow line in football, it's hard not to get creeped out by the child labor.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2006 on: March 15, 2010, 01:30:18 PM »
From the NSA’s classified training manual

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2007 on: March 15, 2010, 01:34:20 PM »
don't cross the crooked step.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2008 on: March 15, 2010, 01:37:23 PM »
This wasn't exactly what phillipe had in mind when the girls said they wanted to play with his stiff wooden rod.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2009 on: March 15, 2010, 01:45:11 PM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2010 on: March 15, 2010, 01:55:01 PM »



This brings licking carpet to a whole new level.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2011 on: March 15, 2010, 04:10:52 PM »
Today's generation of girls seem to have worked out at an extremely young age that it only takes a bit of flirting and guys will jump any hurdle you ask them to. After being told this, Jez decided to prove that he ain't jumping no hurdles for no girls.
i heard if you put bread in the rooof of your mouth it means oyu don't cvry when you're shoocppig ononsosni.
<br />/I vea aben told buy   spletn spencer adn timhiggy and that zletar guy to potost gcase imm drunk for the fist imeiiiiiiiiiiiii eoand evryoen ois mkaking funof eme :O(<br />
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2012 on: March 15, 2010, 05:04:08 PM »


This game is called the "Politician Game". You set the bar really low, but then try to crawl under it.

(I know, it's my own pic, but I thought it could be funny)

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2013 on: March 15, 2010, 05:05:39 PM »
I always assumed the bar exam had at least something to do with law.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2014 on: March 15, 2010, 05:20:58 PM »


This game is called the "Politician Game". You set the bar really low, but then try to crawl under it.

(I know, it's my own pic, but I thought it could be funny)

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You wasted the best line for nothing Rumby! ;D
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2015 on: March 15, 2010, 05:43:59 PM »

While the guillotine round was harmless enough, the kids had to stop playing "Public Executions" when Brown Owl found out about the lethal injections round.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2016 on: March 15, 2010, 07:27:39 PM »



This is how women train men in relationships.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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« Reply #2017 on: March 15, 2010, 11:45:59 PM »


"Are you sure this is how you guys measure those things?"
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2018 on: March 16, 2010, 10:10:37 AM »

While the guillotine round was harmless enough, the kids had to stop playing "Public Executions" when Brown Owl found out about the lethal injections round.

Jesus Christ :lol

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2019 on: March 16, 2010, 10:21:18 AM »
Wahey!


The Standings...
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Cool Chris - 6
lonestar - 6
ariich - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
LeeHarveyKennedy - 4
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2020 on: March 16, 2010, 10:22:56 AM »
"Say cheese, bitch!"
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2021 on: March 16, 2010, 10:27:49 AM »
you wanna find a little girl down in a well you have to spread em first bitch.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2022 on: March 16, 2010, 12:08:20 PM »
"Yeah baby, now pretend you're a tiger"

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2023 on: March 16, 2010, 02:01:02 PM »
Now drop youe blouse and show me your 8 nipples.
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2024 on: March 16, 2010, 03:46:04 PM »
OK, I got the prelim shots, now let's get into some ruff stuff.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2025 on: March 16, 2010, 04:38:18 PM »
Damn that's one hot biscut!
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2026 on: March 16, 2010, 09:50:16 PM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2027 on: March 16, 2010, 10:11:06 PM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2028 on: March 17, 2010, 07:45:57 AM »
can we get some make up over here? This bitch looks RUF
i heard if you put bread in the rooof of your mouth it means oyu don't cvry when you're shoocppig ononsosni.
<br />/I vea aben told buy   spletn spencer adn timhiggy and that zletar guy to potost gcase imm drunk for the fist imeiiiiiiiiiiiii eoand evryoen ois mkaking funof eme :O(<br />
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2029 on: March 17, 2010, 07:53:55 AM »


"Luckily, Gene Roddenberry had the foresight to not introduce canine Borg into Star Trek, as was suggested by some."


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