"No, you shall never find out that I'm hiding my secret weapon in my anus! Oooh no, how could I have slipped that secret?!"
*various groanings*
"Ha, you shall never know that you have to reach in deeper! Oh no, I am, err, 'dooming' myself!"
*more groanings*
"You evil men, what are you doing to me?!! ........ oh yeah, right there, right there."
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