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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1890 on: March 01, 2010, 12:47:15 PM »
"Wait, you're supposed to get 3 dollars back in change. Let me just reach into my coin purse."
Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1891 on: March 01, 2010, 01:53:50 PM »
Hey baby, this thing may not hit bottom, but I'll bang the shit out of the sides.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1892 on: March 01, 2010, 01:54:50 PM »
"Wait, you're supposed to get 3 dollars back in change. Let me just reach into my coin purse."

For some reason this made me laugh, can't quite put my finger on it. So....winner.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1893 on: March 01, 2010, 01:56:38 PM »
"Wait, you're supposed to get 3 dollars back in change. Let me just reach into my coin purse."

For some reason this made me laugh, bcan't quite put my finger on it. So....winner.

as you shouldn't.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1894 on: March 01, 2010, 02:33:44 PM »
"Wait, you're supposed to get 3 dollars back in change. Let me just reach into my coin purse."

For some reason this made me laugh, bcan't quite put my finger on it. So....winner.

as you shouldn't.
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Re: Ironically, you'd probably catch this from that guy...
« Reply #1895 on: March 01, 2010, 03:03:51 PM »
"Wait, you're supposed to get 3 dollars back in change. Let me just reach into my coin purse."

For some reason this made me laugh, bcan't quite put my finger on it. So....winner.

as you shouldn't.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1896 on: March 01, 2010, 11:58:38 PM »
Sweet, I'm in the Hall of Fame  ;D

New pic:



The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

Cool Chris - 6
lonestar - 6
ariich - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
LeeHarveyKennedy - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
Adami - 5
TimmyHiggy - 3
progmonster - 3
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
YtseBitsySpider - 2
Guitarded - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
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hefdaddy42 - 1
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Hall of fame

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zerogravityfat - 11
kingshegland - 8
rumborak - 8
Zydar - 7
Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1897 on: March 02, 2010, 06:22:55 AM »

"You best put down my grandkids cookies! It aint moth balls in this gun."
Yup. Tick is dead on.  She's not your type.  Move on.   Tick is Obi Wan Kenobi


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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1898 on: March 02, 2010, 06:24:30 AM »
"Give me your wallet, grandma needs bingo money"

or

"I would shoot you, if I remembered how"
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1899 on: March 02, 2010, 06:28:23 AM »
and you thought you could just get in these adult diapers with no resistance?
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1900 on: March 02, 2010, 11:47:48 AM »
You think this is big, you should see my cock.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1901 on: March 02, 2010, 11:50:18 AM »
"When asked whether or not her son should retire from the movie business Mrs. Eastwood simply responded with a sincere "Do you feel lucky....punk?"

Or

"For the last time, I said the golden girls stays on!"
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1902 on: March 02, 2010, 11:57:19 AM »
Solid snake's mother has learnt a thing or 2 from her son, and now goes by Sonia "liquid trickling down her leg" Snake
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1903 on: March 02, 2010, 01:13:23 PM »
Put down the Geritol and no one gets hurt!
Yup. Tick is dead on.  She's not your type.  Move on.   Tick is Obi Wan Kenobi


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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1904 on: March 02, 2010, 01:17:41 PM »
Clint Eastwood's grandmother was feeling lucky...

Ariich is a freak, or somehow has more hours in the day than everyone else.
I be am boner inducing.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1905 on: March 02, 2010, 02:04:07 PM »
Where is my free healthcare, punk.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1906 on: March 02, 2010, 02:05:27 PM »
 :lol

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1907 on: March 02, 2010, 02:31:39 PM »
"Show me your penis now."
Yup. Tick is dead on.  She's not your type.  Move on.   Tick is Obi Wan Kenobi


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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1908 on: March 02, 2010, 04:15:45 PM »
I want my senior citizen discount, NOW!
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1909 on: March 02, 2010, 04:29:52 PM »
Clint Eastwood's grandmother was feeling lucky...

You should read mine.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1910 on: March 02, 2010, 04:38:10 PM »
"Big mommas house, cracker edition."

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1911 on: March 02, 2010, 04:39:32 PM »
Get off my lawn!
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1912 on: March 02, 2010, 04:51:21 PM »
Goodfella's 2, Mama's revenge.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1913 on: March 02, 2010, 04:51:45 PM »
I've got a Carpal Tunnel Trigger Finger son, so you better start running! (Now known as CTTF ;D)
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1914 on: March 02, 2010, 04:59:35 PM »
Get off my lawn!
Oh damn, hadn't read any previous entries! :lol

Well, great minds think alike and all that...

Ariich is a freak, or somehow has more hours in the day than everyone else.
I be am boner inducing.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1915 on: March 02, 2010, 05:38:36 PM »
"Are you feeling lucky?...whippersnapper?"
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1916 on: March 03, 2010, 12:05:18 AM »
Get off my lawn!

Winner!  :biggrin:

The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

Cool Chris - 6
lonestar - 6
Adami - 6
ariich - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
LeeHarveyKennedy - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
TimmyHiggy - 3
progmonster - 3
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
YtseBitsySpider - 2
Guitarded - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1



Hall of fame

tick - 15
zerogravityfat - 11
kingshegland - 8
rumborak - 8
Zydar - 7
Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1917 on: March 03, 2010, 08:17:50 AM »
Sweet. Clint comes through again.

Gotta go to work, I'll be back tonight with a pic.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1918 on: March 05, 2010, 09:49:28 PM »
Soooo sorry, totally forgot about this thread.

Here ya go.


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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1919 on: March 05, 2010, 10:53:25 PM »
TK-421, why aren't you at your post? TK-421, do you copy?

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1920 on: March 06, 2010, 12:44:29 AM »
This is not the bowl you're looking for.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1921 on: March 06, 2010, 12:49:59 AM »

"Aren't you a little 'short' for a stormtrooper?"
Listen! Do you smell something?

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1922 on: March 06, 2010, 03:53:55 AM »
"I wish WE had lightsabers...oh wait"

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1923 on: March 06, 2010, 05:22:06 AM »
Soooo sorry, totally forgot about this thread.

Here ya go.




I've got to go soooo bad, I 'd swear the force is inside of me.

I see your schwartz ia as big as mine!

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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1924 on: March 06, 2010, 05:49:03 AM »
Trooper 1: Good job we've got plastic shoes
Trooper 2: Why?
Trooper 1: Well, if our aim with these things is as bad as it is with our blaster rifles...