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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1785 on: February 17, 2010, 06:50:47 AM »
I want to thank everyone who takes it upon themselves to do updates. I love the game, but I can't always be on top of it.  :tup
be back with a pick....
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1786 on: February 17, 2010, 06:57:44 AM »
Yup. Tick is dead on.  She's not your type.  Move on.   Tick is Obi Wan Kenobi


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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1787 on: February 17, 2010, 07:00:28 AM »
What really happens when your sex is on fire
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1788 on: February 17, 2010, 08:11:33 AM »


The most macho, gay thing I have ever seen.

Marine hazzing is the balls.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1789 on: February 17, 2010, 08:17:53 AM »
the gay army is coming to a rural blue collar town near you to destroy your morals!
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1790 on: February 17, 2010, 08:20:06 AM »


This is what happens when tough acting Tinactin doesn't work.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1791 on: February 17, 2010, 08:20:50 AM »
How the army puts out fires: Place the flaming object on your genitals, then hit it with a sledge hammer. If it fails, try water.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1792 on: February 17, 2010, 01:06:05 PM »
Try some fucking water dumbshit!!!

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1793 on: February 17, 2010, 01:09:38 PM »
The armys reaction to flamers.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1794 on: February 18, 2010, 05:13:48 AM »


Winner of the "most elaborate fart lighting" contest.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1795 on: February 18, 2010, 07:05:22 AM »
Try some fucking water dumbshit!!!
WEINER!
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1796 on: February 18, 2010, 07:07:28 AM »


The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

Cool Chris - 6
ariich - 5
Zydar - 5
lonestar - 5
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LeeHarveyKennedy - 4
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cthrubuoy - 1
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hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
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sonaticafanica - 1
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Hall of fame

tick - 14
zerogravityfat - 11
kingshegland - 8
rumborak - 7

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1797 on: February 18, 2010, 11:50:14 AM »
Sweet, I'll post a pic in a couple of hours, gotta get ready for work.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1798 on: February 18, 2010, 01:51:24 PM »
OK, here we go.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1799 on: February 18, 2010, 01:54:17 PM »
May contain traces of nuts? Hell, yeah!
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1800 on: February 18, 2010, 02:03:04 PM »
OK, here we go.


It's obvious this squirel is not from the hood.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1801 on: February 18, 2010, 03:07:56 PM »

Real Squirrels Drink Bud.

Ariich is a freak, or somehow has more hours in the day than everyone else.
I be am boner inducing.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1802 on: February 19, 2010, 12:02:10 AM »


Consumers preferred Budweiser to Old Style 2:1 in blind taste tests, though the ads will never tell you the general consensus was they still favor muddy puddles by the gutter.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1803 on: February 19, 2010, 01:33:34 AM »
Budweiser presents Real Men of Genius
(Reaaal men of geeenius!)
Today, we salute you, Mr. Squirrel who can't get enough.
(Mr. Squirrel who can't geet enoooouuugh!)
You're furry. You're small. You're cute. Yet you had the resolve to walk on two hundred miles of power lines to steal from an unsuspecting college student.
(So shockiiiiiiing!)
If there's anything better than drinking a cold beer, it's sacrificing one to a cuddly squirrel, because everyone enjoys watching a drunk rodent.
(Don't walk on those wiiiires!)
So crack open a nice cold Budweiser, Mr. Squirrel who can't get enough, because you put the "rat" in "frat."
(Mr. Squirrel who can't get enoooouuugh!)
Listen! Do you smell something?

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1804 on: February 19, 2010, 01:35:56 AM »
If that doesn't win, the world is dead.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1805 on: February 19, 2010, 03:29:12 PM »
Budweiser presents Real Men of Genius
(Reaaal men of geeenius!)
Today, we salute you, Mr. Squirrel who can't get enough.
(Mr. Squirrel who can't geet enoooouuugh!)
You're furry. You're small. You're cute. Yet you had the resolve to walk on two hundred miles of power lines to steal from an unsuspecting college student.
(So shockiiiiiiing!)
If there's anything better than drinking a cold beer, it's sacrificing one to a cuddly squirrel, because everyone enjoys watching a drunk rodent.
(Don't walk on those wiiiires!)
So crack open a nice cold Budweiser, Mr. Squirrel who can't get enough, because you put the "rat" in "frat."
(Mr. Squirrel who can't get enoooouuugh!)
Someone else could suck my cock right now, and you would still win.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1806 on: February 19, 2010, 03:34:42 PM »
Budweiser presents Real Men of Genius
(Reaaal men of geeenius!)
Today, we salute you, Mr. Squirrel who can't get enough.
(Mr. Squirrel who can't geet enoooouuugh!)
You're furry. You're small. You're cute. Yet you had the resolve to walk on two hundred miles of power lines to steal from an unsuspecting college student.
(So shockiiiiiiing!)
If there's anything better than drinking a cold beer, it's sacrificing one to a cuddly squirrel, because everyone enjoys watching a drunk rodent.
(Don't walk on those wiiiires!)
So crack open a nice cold Budweiser, Mr. Squirrel who can't get enough, because you put the "rat" in "frat."
(Mr. Squirrel who can't get enoooouuugh!)
Someone else could suck my cock right now, and you would still win.
yeah, when I saw that I said, ok, I'll just skip this round.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1807 on: February 19, 2010, 03:38:36 PM »
In fact, I want to throw out a POTY nomination, cause I swear I shat myself laughing.  Add it to your collection, guitarded.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1808 on: February 19, 2010, 04:12:51 PM »
o/

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1809 on: February 19, 2010, 06:44:58 PM »
Listen! Do you smell something?

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1810 on: February 19, 2010, 06:48:06 PM »
Correct me if I'm wrong guys, but I think we did this pic all ready.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1811 on: February 19, 2010, 06:56:58 PM »
Ah. 52 pages, easy mistake to make. I'll find another.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1812 on: February 19, 2010, 06:58:11 PM »
Listen! Do you smell something?

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1813 on: February 19, 2010, 08:24:13 PM »
Worst. Job. Ever.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1814 on: February 19, 2010, 08:35:47 PM »


Tuan will be damned if he doesn't win the rock, paper, scissors game.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1815 on: February 19, 2010, 08:56:28 PM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1816 on: February 20, 2010, 12:44:52 PM »
Man, should have listened to my dad and gone to college.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1817 on: February 20, 2010, 07:43:36 PM »
Fed Ex office supplies is really cutting corners these days.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1818 on: February 20, 2010, 07:54:52 PM »


The over population of China is killing this paperboy.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1819 on: February 20, 2010, 08:55:42 PM »
Made In China...Obama's new revised Constitution is on its way to Washington.
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