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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1750 on: February 12, 2010, 08:19:34 PM »
Brock as a young child.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1751 on: February 12, 2010, 09:27:18 PM »


"I damn sure peed my pants! What of it, bitch?"
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Why is everything you post the best thing ever said?  :lol

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1752 on: February 13, 2010, 05:34:40 AM »
:D



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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1753 on: February 13, 2010, 07:28:38 AM »

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1754 on: February 13, 2010, 10:52:26 AM »


"Gotta catch 'em all. . . In my waistband!"
HOLY MARY MOTHER OF GOD!!!!!  THIS is why LHK is the President of Awesome.

Why is everything you post the best thing ever said?  :lol

LHK is beyond EPIC.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1755 on: February 13, 2010, 11:01:13 AM »
That's right, a Pokemon shirt. Big whoop, wanna fight about it?
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1756 on: February 13, 2010, 12:48:59 PM »
Bedwetter B in the house, muthafucka's!!!!

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1757 on: February 13, 2010, 01:02:53 PM »
"Even at an early age, Carlos Mencia was desperate for attention."
Listen! Do you smell something?

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1758 on: February 13, 2010, 01:36:05 PM »
:D



Thr police & parents have found a new way to talk to teenagers about abstinence.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1759 on: February 13, 2010, 03:48:55 PM »
"I pee my pants, wuz uuuuup."
Yup. Tick is dead on.  She's not your type.  Move on.   Tick is Obi Wan Kenobi


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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1760 on: February 13, 2010, 03:57:41 PM »


"Gotta catch 'em all. . . In my waistband!"
I give you gold... but I gave it on a Friday, expected better posts, but this one wins.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1761 on: February 13, 2010, 03:59:43 PM »
The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

Cool Chris - 6
ariich - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
LeeHarveyKennedy - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
Zydar - 4
Adami - 4
lonestar - 4
TimmyHiggy - 3
progmonster - 3
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
YtseBitsySpider - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
Guitarded - 1


Hall of fame

tick - 13
zerogravityfat - 11
kingshegland - 8
rumborak - 7

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Re: 'Cause old people are always funny, amirite?
« Reply #1762 on: February 13, 2010, 04:49:52 PM »
Really? That's the one that won? Well, I'm not one to look a gift horse in the mouth, but I'm a little surprised. Anyway, here goes, y'all:

HOLY MARY MOTHER OF GOD!!!!!  THIS is why LHK is the President of Awesome.

Why is everything you post the best thing ever said?  :lol

LHK is beyond EPIC.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1763 on: February 13, 2010, 04:52:20 PM »
Steroids have some weird side effects.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1764 on: February 14, 2010, 03:32:04 PM »
The Mets unveil there latest free agent signing, Mauve Ruth.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1765 on: February 14, 2010, 06:26:03 PM »
Grandad misunderstood what was meant by "wii"
i heard if you put bread in the rooof of your mouth it means oyu don't cvry when you're shoocppig ononsosni.
<br />/I vea aben told buy   spletn spencer adn timhiggy and that zletar guy to potost gcase imm drunk for the fist imeiiiiiiiiiiiii eoand evryoen ois mkaking funof eme :O(<br />
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Re: 'Cause old people are always funny, amirite?
« Reply #1766 on: February 14, 2010, 06:47:00 PM »
Really? That's the one that won? Well, I'm not one to look a gift horse in the mouth, but I'm a little surprised. Anyway, here goes, y'all:



*In my best TV voice*,   "I can't believe it but Marget O'Malley is calling her own shot"!  "I'd be afraid to pitch to her if I was Agnus "The Nutcracker" Henderson"!
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1767 on: February 14, 2010, 07:51:53 PM »
"The nursing home for former athletes. Here you can see Pam Postema -who butchered her left arm in Vietnam- doing a swing; and Bill "the wacko" Rogers -who sadly lost his right eye while practicing some fencing in Alabama- trying to do the role of the catcher... not only did he lose his 3D and depth perception, but he still doesn't know he's not playing in this virtual game."

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1768 on: February 15, 2010, 06:43:32 AM »
old man - " I'd hit that."
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1769 on: February 15, 2010, 06:52:26 AM »


Nintendo fans - loyal till the grave

Wii - now with a senior citizens discount

Introducing Wii Senior Sports, featuring lawn bowls, golf, cricket, keeping kids off the lawn, and Shopping Kart.
Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1770 on: February 15, 2010, 06:57:54 AM »
Sophie dear, that a nice stroke - speaking of which, I'm having one.
Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1771 on: February 15, 2010, 07:11:44 AM »
Sophie dear, that a nice stroke - speaking of which, I'm having one.
:lol
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Re: It's funny, 'cause old people have health problems! What a riot!
« Reply #1772 on: February 15, 2010, 02:49:19 PM »
Sophie dear, that a nice stroke - speaking of which, I'm having one.

There was a whole lot of win inside of this caption. I'll let you keep it. Nice job, sir!
HOLY MARY MOTHER OF GOD!!!!!  THIS is why LHK is the President of Awesome.

Why is everything you post the best thing ever said?  :lol

LHK is beyond EPIC.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1773 on: February 16, 2010, 12:15:54 AM »
Oh thanks  ;D

I hope we haven't had this one before.

Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1774 on: February 16, 2010, 12:17:59 AM »
The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

Cool Chris - 6
ariich - 5
Zydar - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
LeeHarveyKennedy - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
Adami - 4
lonestar - 4
TimmyHiggy - 3
progmonster - 3
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
YtseBitsySpider - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
Guitarded - 1


Hall of fame

tick - 13
zerogravityfat - 11
kingshegland - 8
rumborak - 7
Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1775 on: February 16, 2010, 08:01:43 AM »
Oh thanks  ;D

I hope we haven't had this one before.



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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1776 on: February 16, 2010, 12:02:44 PM »
cat - $not much
hoover - $not much

the look on the cats face when you turn on the hoover whilst it enjoys a scratch - priceless
i heard if you put bread in the rooof of your mouth it means oyu don't cvry when you're shoocppig ononsosni.
<br />/I vea aben told buy   spletn spencer adn timhiggy and that zletar guy to potost gcase imm drunk for the fist imeiiiiiiiiiiiii eoand evryoen ois mkaking funof eme :O(<br />
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1777 on: February 16, 2010, 12:05:13 PM »
artist's impression of fiddler on the roof.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1778 on: February 16, 2010, 12:18:08 PM »
"MOM! DON'T YOU KNOCK!"
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1779 on: February 16, 2010, 12:19:26 PM »
Oh thanks  ;D

I hope we haven't had this one before.


God that's making me so hot!!! Now just move that hand baby!!!  That's right, show me the goods!!!

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1780 on: February 16, 2010, 04:54:03 PM »
Oh thanks  ;D

I hope we haven't had this one before.



Next on AFV
Don't you hate when a kitten swings a bat and hits you in the siamese twins.

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1781 on: February 16, 2010, 08:34:04 PM »
"WHAT THE FUCK, ITS GONE!"
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1782 on: February 17, 2010, 12:16:30 AM »
Time to declare a winner. I know tick is leading by a mile, but I found this one to be the funniest.

"MOM! DON'T YOU KNOCK!"

You're up!
Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1783 on: February 17, 2010, 03:53:00 AM »
The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

Cool Chris - 6
ariich - 5
Zydar - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
LeeHarveyKennedy - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
Adami - 4
lonestar - 4
TimmyHiggy - 3
progmonster - 3
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
YtseBitsySpider - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
Guitarded - 1


Hall of fame

tick - 14
zerogravityfat - 11
kingshegland - 8
rumborak - 7
Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1784 on: February 17, 2010, 04:22:27 AM »
I'm going to start playing this again :D