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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1610 on: January 24, 2010, 11:28:29 AM »
The man in the black pants pondered "Didn't Jesus wear sandals?"

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1611 on: January 24, 2010, 11:53:15 AM »


"Ugh, I must have taken the wrong turn. This doesn't look like Via Dolorosa at all. In fact, what's up with this new Roman fashion?!"

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"I liked when Myung looked like a women's figure skating champion."

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1612 on: January 24, 2010, 12:24:56 PM »


While this may seem like blasphemy on the surface, church officials could probably get a great number of converts simply by pointing out their lord's superior package.
HOLY MARY MOTHER OF GOD!!!!!  THIS is why LHK is the President of Awesome.

Why is everything you post the best thing ever said?  :lol

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1613 on: January 24, 2010, 05:51:14 PM »
Blah blah blah fine.




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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1614 on: January 24, 2010, 06:13:20 PM »
Out of the way, the big mans going to kick my arse after the "disappearing corpse" stunt I pulled...
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1615 on: January 24, 2010, 06:49:47 PM »
The winner of this race will determine who will hand out the gifts next Christmas.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1616 on: January 24, 2010, 07:59:11 PM »


"Dude, lol, I think it was bigger than that."

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1617 on: January 25, 2010, 12:00:47 AM »


2000 years ago, Christ died for your sins. Two weeks ago, he sprinted for your Sketchers.
HOLY MARY MOTHER OF GOD!!!!!  THIS is why LHK is the President of Awesome.

Why is everything you post the best thing ever said?  :lol

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1618 on: January 25, 2010, 12:02:54 AM »


I have... three... days... to cross the (gasp) finish line...
Listen! Do you smell something?

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1619 on: January 25, 2010, 12:33:33 AM »


"The body of Christ, sleek swimmer's body, all muscled up and strong! The body of Christ, oh, what a body, I wish it was my own. . ."
HOLY MARY MOTHER OF GOD!!!!!  THIS is why LHK is the President of Awesome.

Why is everything you post the best thing ever said?  :lol

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1620 on: January 25, 2010, 05:25:03 AM »
'jesus came back to claim xmas only way he knew; marathon baby!'

'so the conspiracy theories were true; jesus did run away and avoid crucification'

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1621 on: January 25, 2010, 12:28:55 PM »


"Both teams, The Christians and The Pagans have their share of hardcore fans."

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1622 on: January 25, 2010, 12:29:46 PM »
Hey, rumborak, your PM inbox is full.

Just letting you know, since I can't send a PM to tell you.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1623 on: January 25, 2010, 12:31:34 PM »
Thank you! I just emptied it.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1624 on: January 26, 2010, 11:49:20 AM »
what's the story here?
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1625 on: January 26, 2010, 11:53:47 AM »


"Dude, lol, I think it was bigger than that."

rumborak


Winner. Have at it.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1626 on: January 26, 2010, 02:09:06 PM »
what's the story here?
Adami is a slacker ?
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1627 on: January 26, 2010, 02:11:29 PM »
what's the story here?
Adami is a slacker ?

Do you see me running there? I'm clearly not a slacker, don't even make me mention what I did for your sins.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1628 on: January 27, 2010, 10:39:24 AM »
The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

Cool Chris - 6
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
Zydar - 4
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TimmyHiggy - 3
progmonster - 3
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cthrubuoy - 1
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hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1



Hall of fame

tick - 12
zerogravityfat - 11
kingshegland - 7
rumborak - 7

Added one to Adami too (don't think he did on his own win).

Looking for a pic now...

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1629 on: January 27, 2010, 10:41:17 AM »
"I liked when Myung looked like a women's figure skating champion."

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1630 on: January 27, 2010, 10:47:22 AM »
Thanks for updating Rummy, I having a hard time staying on top of it. :tup
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1631 on: January 27, 2010, 11:04:18 AM »


Early promotional stills from Where the Wild Things Are didn't do a lot to increase anticipation for the project.
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Why is everything you post the best thing ever said?  :lol

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1632 on: January 27, 2010, 11:08:52 AM »
The new spinoff movie Middle Aged Mutant Ninja Chipmunks proved to be a major dissapointment for all ages.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1633 on: January 27, 2010, 11:12:06 AM »


Team America Part 2:  When ABBA attacks!
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1634 on: January 27, 2010, 11:21:28 AM »
steven wilson does not have skeletons in his closet, it's worse, much worse.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1635 on: January 27, 2010, 11:30:13 AM »


Geddy - "I call Jimmy Carter ! !"
Alex - "I call Ms. Piggy !"
Neal - "I call Dr. Zaius !"
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1636 on: January 27, 2010, 01:35:06 PM »

Abba officially refute claims that their success has led to big-headedness.

Ariich is a freak, or somehow has more hours in the day than everyone else.
I be am boner inducing.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1637 on: January 27, 2010, 03:14:49 PM »
Abba's new botox look has resulted in their being deported from earth for looking too freaky. It's a shame their jumpsuits were derived from actual space suits, as they keep singing SOS over the radio...
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1638 on: January 27, 2010, 04:07:03 PM »
The first run of Bratz dolls was an utter failure.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1639 on: January 27, 2010, 05:29:40 PM »

Little did they know, Abba realized they were too late to join Genesis' Land of Confusion's video.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1640 on: January 29, 2010, 12:45:42 AM »


While everyone at TED agreed that it was a noble effort, people quietly turned their backs on North Korea's attempt at love dolls and waited for the unveiling of Japan's prototype.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1641 on: January 29, 2010, 08:38:00 AM »

Little did they know, Abba realized they were too late to join Genesis' Land of Confusion's video.

This would win my vote :lol

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1642 on: January 29, 2010, 09:15:44 AM »

Little did they know, Abba realized they were too late to join Genesis' Land of Confusion's video.

This would win my vote :lol

And indeed it is the winner. How can you not win when there's a prog reference in your caption?!

emindead, you're next!

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1643 on: January 29, 2010, 09:21:18 AM »
Wow, first time!!!
Let me see... yeah, have fun with this one:


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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1644 on: January 29, 2010, 09:30:52 AM »
"the crusaders first tried to play nice and go with the Hanukkah candles, but decided to burn the whole thing down instead."

"dammit nick crusaders didn't have glasses!"


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