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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1505 on: January 13, 2010, 02:14:05 PM »
Can I, can I, can I? Pleaaase?


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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1506 on: January 13, 2010, 10:39:49 PM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1507 on: January 13, 2010, 11:19:15 PM »
After being rejected by Sesame Street for his "P is for Urine" skit, Peecock, or as he is known to his friends, "the wizzinator" went back to his former habbits of raping sad bald dudes on green benches.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1508 on: January 14, 2010, 05:05:35 AM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1509 on: January 14, 2010, 06:14:01 AM »

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1510 on: January 14, 2010, 03:34:40 PM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1511 on: January 14, 2010, 04:01:54 PM »
After ongoing problems on set, Disney decided to make The Princess and the Frog an animated film instead.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1512 on: January 14, 2010, 04:16:16 PM »
After years of pork, Kermit decided he wanted to try some dark meat.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1513 on: January 14, 2010, 04:25:47 PM »
"Silly frog, you don't belong in their mouth."

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1514 on: January 14, 2010, 04:44:50 PM »
Janine took the medieval cure for a bad cough a little too literally.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1515 on: January 14, 2010, 09:42:13 PM »
Frog. The other, other White meat.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1516 on: January 14, 2010, 10:01:23 PM »


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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1517 on: January 15, 2010, 05:54:37 AM »
"Do I have a piece of something stuck in my teeth ?"
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1518 on: January 15, 2010, 06:55:47 AM »
hmm, If licking it gets me high I wonder what putting the whole thing in my mouth does...


Not a lot, it turns out.
i heard if you put bread in the rooof of your mouth it means oyu don't cvry when you're shoocppig ononsosni.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1519 on: January 15, 2010, 07:58:51 AM »
That's not what we meant when we asked you if you knew how to give...nevermind.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1520 on: January 15, 2010, 08:04:15 AM »


"Indian woman born with frog fused in her mouth. Clubbed to death before scientists could examine it."

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1521 on: January 15, 2010, 08:17:32 AM »
Never mind the frog.............bitch needs a shave!
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1522 on: January 15, 2010, 08:21:31 AM »


India can't eat cows, but there's nothing sacred with frogs!

There's only one way to practice something wiggling in your mouth.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1523 on: January 15, 2010, 09:04:17 AM »
We use only the finest baby frogs, dew picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope and lovingly frosted with glucose.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1524 on: January 15, 2010, 09:07:09 AM »
Furious that the frog...along with the rest of the dowery..had to be returned....Shibantha took matters to extremes
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1525 on: January 15, 2010, 02:23:58 PM »
Never mind the frog.............bitch needs a shave!
saw that too
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1526 on: January 15, 2010, 03:10:20 PM »
The retarded frog would never again misunderstand the term "bug eyes".
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« Reply #1527 on: January 15, 2010, 08:02:03 PM »

"Bud...ARRRRRRRRRGGGGG!!!"
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1528 on: January 16, 2010, 09:06:18 AM »
Excuse me, but it sounds like you have a frog in your throat.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1529 on: January 16, 2010, 09:19:43 AM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1530 on: January 16, 2010, 10:22:21 AM »
After years of pork, Kermit decided he wanted to try some dark meat.

this was glorious.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1531 on: January 16, 2010, 12:23:03 PM »
Pardon me, but do you have any Grey Poupon?

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1532 on: January 16, 2010, 12:54:49 PM »
"Nostalgia is just the ability to forget the things that sucked" - Nelson DeMille, 'Up Country'

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1533 on: January 16, 2010, 03:18:32 PM »
Just a couple of inches closer, kid.  I'll teach you to pull my fucking tail.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1534 on: January 16, 2010, 03:25:35 PM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1535 on: January 16, 2010, 04:47:47 PM »
Timmy's parents could only hope that was saliva drooling down from his chin.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1536 on: January 16, 2010, 07:59:47 PM »


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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1537 on: January 16, 2010, 09:01:11 PM »
"So wait, the hole is that small, but the poo is that wide!??"

And ariich, i hope you werent referring to me in your caption...
i heard if you put bread in the rooof of your mouth it means oyu don't cvry when you're shoocppig ononsosni.
<br />/I vea aben told buy   spletn spencer adn timhiggy and that zletar guy to potost gcase imm drunk for the fist imeiiiiiiiiiiiii eoand evryoen ois mkaking funof eme :O(<br />
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« Reply #1538 on: January 16, 2010, 09:12:19 PM »
redundant pussy is redundant.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1539 on: January 16, 2010, 09:20:44 PM »
Kids are starting to cheese at a younger and younger age.
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