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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1435 on: January 09, 2010, 06:43:57 AM »
Our winners are slacking on their judging...
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1436 on: January 09, 2010, 07:01:40 AM »
Quote from: Adami on January 07, 2010, 08:46:32 PM
Upon watching the parade, Lex Luthor came up with the brilliant idea of kryptonite butt plugs.

:lol Loved that one.

Next!

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1437 on: January 09, 2010, 07:45:15 AM »


The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

Cool Chris - 5
rumborak - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
Zydar - 4
TimmyHiggy - 3
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progmonster - 3
lonestar - 3
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
LeeHarveyKennedy - 2
Adami - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
YtseBitsySpider - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1



Hall of fame

tick - 11
zerogravityfat - 9
kingshegland - 7

Adami gets his 2nd win.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1438 on: January 09, 2010, 11:44:44 AM »
Sweet.

Here ya go.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1439 on: January 09, 2010, 11:49:09 AM »
MOM??!!!!???!?!!?!?
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1440 on: January 09, 2010, 11:58:38 AM »


"Going in from the front? From the back? At some point it's all the same..."

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1441 on: January 09, 2010, 12:08:56 PM »
mario's eyesight was failing him as he got older, which led to regular scenes of him jumping on people vaguely mushroom shaped.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1442 on: January 09, 2010, 12:14:15 PM »

The picture Mike Portnoy didn't want you to see.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1443 on: January 09, 2010, 12:14:32 PM »
O.K.  Grab your partner, lift her tit,  scoop out from under, free dip for chips.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1444 on: January 09, 2010, 12:15:02 PM »


"Tattoes? I brand my girlfriends! Yeeha!!"

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1445 on: January 09, 2010, 12:43:39 PM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1446 on: January 09, 2010, 03:21:10 PM »
After sleeping with her, Bill stole her panties and parachuted off the nearest cliff to avoid the inevitable next morning.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1447 on: January 09, 2010, 05:53:17 PM »
-is it in yet?
-well how the hell should i know?
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1448 on: January 09, 2010, 05:54:54 PM »


Now THAT is piggyback riding.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1449 on: January 09, 2010, 05:55:37 PM »
It's a reverse whore, you see.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1450 on: January 09, 2010, 08:19:33 PM »
A Nightmare To Remember.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1451 on: January 09, 2010, 08:30:22 PM »
Quote from: Adami on January 09, 2010, 11:44:44 AM
Sweet.

Here ya go.



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Where do I put the quarter in to ride this bull?
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1452 on: January 10, 2010, 06:07:59 AM »

Jill's dream was to be on the show the biggest loser. Little did she know he was sitting on her back.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1453 on: January 10, 2010, 11:43:08 AM »


"You see, doc, it all started with this pimple on my ass. . ."
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1454 on: January 10, 2010, 11:45:25 AM »
Maynard took a picture in his dream and kept it forever.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1455 on: January 10, 2010, 01:05:50 PM »
Would someone help me get this monkey off my back?
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1456 on: January 10, 2010, 02:42:31 PM »
Quote from: zerogravityfat on January 09, 2010, 05:53:17 PM
-is it in yet?
-well how the hell should i know?

I like this one the best. No clue why. So turkey man wins.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1457 on: January 10, 2010, 03:45:58 PM »
here you go jew man:

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1458 on: January 10, 2010, 04:19:46 PM »

The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

Cool Chris - 5
rumborak - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
Zydar - 4
TimmyHiggy - 3
ariich - 3
progmonster - 3
lonestar - 3
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
LeeHarveyKennedy - 2
Adami - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
YtseBitsySpider - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1



Hall of fame

tick - 11
zerogravityfat - 10
kingshegland - 7

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1459 on: January 10, 2010, 06:04:38 PM »


(1) is it in yet?
(2) well how the hell should i know?

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1460 on: January 11, 2010, 02:00:44 AM »
Quote from: zerogravityfat on January 10, 2010, 03:45:58 PM
here you go jew man:



Yea, how about that israel? Why don't you put that in your wall and smoke it.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1461 on: January 11, 2010, 08:02:10 AM »
1. Change religion again
2. Hang out with like minded hairy guy to convince everyone
3. deface public property
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1462 on: January 11, 2010, 08:08:34 AM »
1. Become US president
2. Wear a hat
3. Profit
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1463 on: January 11, 2010, 08:36:38 AM »
Obama: After our Universal Healthcare plan goes into effect, I will establish universal Hat care, requiring every American to wear a hat. If you do not wear a hat, you will be fined. Oh yeah! this is a nice wall...
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1464 on: January 11, 2010, 08:46:46 AM »


Taken from Obama's book "Foreign policy for dummies". Now with pictures.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1465 on: January 11, 2010, 09:46:03 AM »
This ones for all my homies.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1466 on: January 11, 2010, 09:52:08 AM »
Obama and Rabbi Heimlenshein, unable to find a restroom, were forced to relieve themselves on the side of the road. Obama can be seen here writing BHO WUZ HERE! 4 A GOOD TIEM CALL HILLARY
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1467 on: January 11, 2010, 09:58:35 AM »


1) "we don't need no education .... dadad ... dadad ..."
2) "I can hear you doing that, stop it."

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1468 on: January 11, 2010, 10:13:07 AM »

1. Find a president.
2. Find a rabbi.
3. ??
4. Profit.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1469 on: January 11, 2010, 04:38:06 PM »
Quote from: rumborak on January 11, 2010, 09:58:35 AM


1) "we don't need no education .... dadad ... dadad ..."
2) "I can hear you doing that, stop it."

rumborak

hahaha that cracked me up, you're up.
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