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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1400 on: January 06, 2010, 06:52:12 AM »
"When Bruce took sweeping lessons from Yngwie, this was not what he expected."
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1401 on: January 06, 2010, 07:12:43 AM »
5 dollar foot long !
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1402 on: January 06, 2010, 07:16:51 AM »
Thanks  :biggrin:



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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1403 on: January 06, 2010, 07:16:57 AM »


Upon the realization he will never get laid doing this sport, Harakiri with the broom was the only honorable option to him.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1404 on: January 06, 2010, 07:59:56 AM »


Upon positioning himself for the snap, he quickly realized that his attempt to combine curling and football into one super-sport had once again failed miserably.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1405 on: January 06, 2010, 10:08:24 AM »
Jared, just because you star in a TV commercial with football players, you need not feel pressure to be an athlete.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1406 on: January 06, 2010, 10:26:08 AM »


You'll shit curls when you see it.


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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1407 on: January 06, 2010, 10:57:14 AM »
"Must... Clean..."


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Re: They make your old broom obsolete!
« Reply #1408 on: January 06, 2010, 11:03:20 AM »


Should've gotten a Swiffer. . .
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1409 on: January 06, 2010, 11:08:26 AM »

big boys 3: puck me hard
i heard if you put bread in the rooof of your mouth it means oyu don't cvry when you're shoocppig ononsosni.
<br />/I vea aben told buy   spletn spencer adn timhiggy and that zletar guy to potost gcase imm drunk for the fist imeiiiiiiiiiiiii eoand evryoen ois mkaking funof eme :O(<br />
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1410 on: January 06, 2010, 11:25:39 AM »


Upon the realization he will never get laid doing this sport, Harakiri with the broom was the only honorable option to him.

rumborak


I though for a second the option you were talking about was in the postion he is in. ;D  That poor guy.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1411 on: January 06, 2010, 11:27:56 AM »
AHH FACK I MIISSED TEH FACKING PAUCK IMA SUTCHA ROSER!!

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1412 on: January 07, 2010, 04:51:11 PM »
Its time to pick a winner...
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1413 on: January 07, 2010, 04:54:26 PM »
ahem...
i heard if you put bread in the rooof of your mouth it means oyu don't cvry when you're shoocppig ononsosni.
<br />/I vea aben told buy   spletn spencer adn timhiggy and that zletar guy to potost gcase imm drunk for the fist imeiiiiiiiiiiiii eoand evryoen ois mkaking funof eme :O(<br />
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1414 on: January 07, 2010, 05:32:52 PM »


The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

Cool Chris - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
rumborak - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
Zydar - 4
TimmyHiggy - 3
ariich - 3
progmonster - 3
lonestar - 3
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mizzl - 2
LeeHarveyKennedy - 2
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hefdaddy42 - 1
YtseBitsySpider - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
Adami - 1


Hall of fame

tick - 11
zerogravityfat - 9
kingshegland - 7


Adding Zgravs last win and awaiting his judgment of the most recent picture.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1415 on: January 07, 2010, 06:46:32 PM »
rumby gets the winner for realizing who it is.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1416 on: January 07, 2010, 07:42:17 PM »
rumby gets the winner for realizing who it is.

You will be surprised that I have absolutely no idea what you are referring to :lol But, I will take my win!!

The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

Cool Chris - 5
rumborak - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
Zydar - 4
TimmyHiggy - 3
ariich - 3
progmonster - 3
lonestar - 3
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
LeeHarveyKennedy - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
YtseBitsySpider - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
Adami - 1


Hall of fame

tick - 11
zerogravityfat - 9
kingshegland - 7


Let me dig up a new picture

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1417 on: January 07, 2010, 07:46:56 PM »
"I liked when Myung looked like a women's figure skating champion."

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1418 on: January 07, 2010, 07:59:11 PM »
The real reason george reeve killed himself.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1419 on: January 07, 2010, 08:22:26 PM »
rumby gets the winner for realizing who it is.
You mean its not Jared ? :biggrin:
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1420 on: January 07, 2010, 08:24:03 PM »
The Super People doing there remake of YMCA.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1421 on: January 07, 2010, 08:26:53 PM »
Upon seeing this debacle, the Legion of Doom proceeded to kick the lacy panties off of the Superfriends.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1422 on: January 07, 2010, 08:30:18 PM »
Lois Lane cheered before thinking to herself "aww, poor jimmy".
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1423 on: January 07, 2010, 08:43:22 PM »


robin finally decided to start his own legion.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1424 on: January 07, 2010, 08:46:32 PM »
Upon watching the parade, Lex Luthor came up with the brilliant idea of kryptonite butt plugs.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1425 on: January 07, 2010, 09:08:29 PM »
up up and were gay.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1426 on: January 07, 2010, 09:31:26 PM »
"Is that kryptonite in your pants, or are you just happy to see me"?
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1427 on: January 07, 2010, 10:19:40 PM »


With crime in the city now at an all-time low, Superman has finally found time to pursue his true passion.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1428 on: January 07, 2010, 10:26:22 PM »


"Hey Bruce, how are you?"
"I'm super, man!"
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1429 on: January 08, 2010, 06:29:23 AM »

No one is really quite clear on why DC bought the rights to the Bring It On, movie franchise.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1430 on: January 08, 2010, 06:33:50 AM »
aliens from krypton kidnap unassuming men and anally probe them.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1431 on: January 08, 2010, 07:19:28 AM »


DC comics are branching out to a new demographic.  I can't wait to see the Fag Wars.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1432 on: January 08, 2010, 09:28:28 AM »
When General Zod commanded Superman to kneel before him, Zod was shocked to find Superman was happy to do so, having something very specific in mind.
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« Reply #1434 on: January 08, 2010, 10:32:49 PM »


"We're here! We're queer! We're the planet's last hope against the Sodomizing Scotsman!"
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