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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1295 on: December 27, 2009, 02:19:37 PM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1296 on: December 27, 2009, 02:22:04 PM »
All of a sudden, all phones received a text at the same time...

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1297 on: December 27, 2009, 02:23:22 PM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1298 on: December 27, 2009, 02:25:31 PM »
Thanks! Marillion FTW!!!!

Have fun:


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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1299 on: December 27, 2009, 02:27:32 PM »
Thanks! Marillion FTW!!!!

Have fun:



I know I'm supossed to call someone but I can't remember!

Batman's new nemesis, The Texter!
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1300 on: December 27, 2009, 06:09:22 PM »


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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1301 on: December 27, 2009, 06:39:30 PM »
Lady Ga Ga's father.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1302 on: December 27, 2009, 06:48:06 PM »



Gene Simmons trys out a new look and a song remake for 2010...
"They call me, Dr Phone
 leave a message at the tone
 calling Dr. Phone
 I'll text you when your all alone
calling Dr. Phone..."
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1303 on: December 27, 2009, 06:49:23 PM »

"CAN YA HEAR ME NOW MOTHER FUCKER !!!"
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1304 on: December 27, 2009, 06:51:48 PM »


Need to be on a conference call in the middle of Mardis Gras?  There's an app for that.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1305 on: December 27, 2009, 09:37:25 PM »
 :lol

These have been great so far. It's going to be a hard choice for me tomorrow.....

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1306 on: December 27, 2009, 11:02:48 PM »
"call me crazy."


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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1307 on: December 28, 2009, 01:41:42 AM »
"So you see good chap, I have applied large amounts of extravagant make up while simultaneously attaching many cellular telephones into my hair because I have an eccentric personality and I would very much appreciate some attention. Thank you for your time"
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1308 on: December 28, 2009, 06:32:32 AM »
Meca lecka high, meca hiney ho.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1309 on: December 28, 2009, 06:40:38 AM »
forget elvis, freddy mercury ain't dead!
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1310 on: December 28, 2009, 08:22:48 AM »


"Lol, you think those are all phones? There's a couple more, but I won't tell you where they are.... ;)  :-* Call me, they're on vibrate! "

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1311 on: December 28, 2009, 08:41:44 AM »
"Nah, you're just jealous of my eye make-up!"

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Re: Seriously, read 'The Game' sometime!
« Reply #1312 on: December 28, 2009, 11:55:55 AM »


"It's called 'peacocking', and it's gonna get me all the pussy I want, guys!"
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1313 on: December 28, 2009, 01:50:11 PM »
"CAN YA HEAR ME NOW MOTHER FUCKER !!!"

 :lol

w1nnar!

I also love the Peter Gabriel reference! :hat

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1314 on: December 28, 2009, 01:59:31 PM »
Wow ! A lot of good ones. I didn't think I would win. :omg:

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1315 on: December 28, 2009, 02:00:54 PM »
Johnny never realized that growing up watching The Golden Girls would have such a profound impact on him.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #1316 on: December 28, 2009, 02:10:24 PM »


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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1317 on: December 28, 2009, 02:25:17 PM »


Let's see that bitch Gertrude try to steal my bingo stamper NOW!

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1318 on: December 28, 2009, 03:57:50 PM »

Jim felt that it was time to test his new Granny Catapult.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1319 on: December 28, 2009, 04:31:50 PM »
Wow ! A lot of good ones. I didn't think I would win. :omg:



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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1320 on: December 28, 2009, 06:48:09 PM »


"Absolutely, granny. It's been scientifically proven that exercise is beneficial at all ag....

*crack*

...


Shit."




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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1321 on: December 29, 2009, 02:56:36 PM »


"Absolutely, granny. It's been scientifically proven that exercise is beneficial at all ag....

*crack*

...


Shit."




rumborak

All 4 captions were great, but this one really cracked me up ! :lol
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1322 on: December 29, 2009, 08:30:44 PM »
"I liked when Myung looked like a women's figure skating champion."

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1323 on: December 29, 2009, 08:33:29 PM »
Pedro would have to forever suffer for his mothers erotic obsession with swamp thing.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1324 on: December 29, 2009, 09:27:52 PM »
Excuse me but you have a little smutch on your face.
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Re: It's funny 'cause it's sad
« Reply #1325 on: December 29, 2009, 09:55:59 PM »


"You like Muse, too? Awesome! Gimme a high fourteen!"
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HOLY MARY MOTHER OF GOD!!!!!  THIS is why LHK is the President of Awesome.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1326 on: December 29, 2009, 10:34:15 PM »
The Radiohead song "Treefingers" suddenly takes on a whole new meaning.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1327 on: December 30, 2009, 06:45:16 AM »


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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1328 on: December 30, 2009, 06:56:50 AM »
Mrs. Ackbar -  "WE CAN'T REPELL FIREPOWER OF THAT MAGNITUDE!"
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1329 on: December 30, 2009, 06:58:08 AM »
respect the wood!
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