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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1260 on: December 24, 2009, 05:17:32 AM »
"this year's trendy gift: Butt plugs with midgets attached to them"
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #1261 on: December 24, 2009, 06:02:50 AM »

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1262 on: December 24, 2009, 06:05:06 AM »

Look buddy, just take your sorry lollipop guild ass back to Oz before I stick that knife up your ass.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1263 on: December 24, 2009, 06:10:13 AM »
Oompa loompa doompadee doo
Me and Spock are coming for you!
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1264 on: December 24, 2009, 09:41:28 AM »
Quote from: ariich on December 24, 2009, 01:36:32 AM
"Look, I know us porn stars are not known for being particularly fussy, but this simply crosses the line."

:lol Winner!

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1265 on: December 24, 2009, 09:57:06 AM »
Schweet!

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1266 on: December 24, 2009, 10:20:44 AM »
"Beckham smaaaash!"

"Sign reads: you've got to have some serious balls to park on disabled!"

"Caution:Objects may crush larger than they are!"
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1267 on: December 24, 2009, 11:58:56 AM »
BMW drivers have no balls. Look what happens when the 2 coincide.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1268 on: December 24, 2009, 12:08:16 PM »
Quote from: ariich on December 24, 2009, 09:57:06 AM
Schweet!



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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1269 on: December 24, 2009, 12:52:49 PM »


Odin (to Thor): "Lol, kicking the cue ball off the table gives a penalty shot!!"

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1270 on: December 24, 2009, 02:39:40 PM »
The Irish's proposal to stop French cheating.



Hey Henry, handball this!!!
« Last Edit: December 24, 2009, 02:57:33 PM by lonestar »
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1271 on: December 24, 2009, 03:40:00 PM »
The owner of that car will sure be surprised when he finds that a giant soccer ball had crushed it.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1272 on: December 24, 2009, 08:40:03 PM »
Peter Jackson presents...
Attack of the 50 ft. Tiger Woods !
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Re: And the Son of God did pout, and had no desert for a week.
« Reply #1273 on: December 24, 2009, 09:30:12 PM »
Quote from: ariich on December 24, 2009, 09:57:06 AM


And now a reading from the Gnostic Gospels:

"1And lo, the Lord said unto Jesus Christ 'Son, I am very disappointed in you.' 2 And Jesus did respond 'Aww, Dad, me and Peter were just kickin' the ball around. We didn't mean to cause any damage!' 3 And the Lord did say 'Thou shalt have to pay for that, and Thou shalt also be grounded, for it is an abomination in My sight to crush another man's Toyota.'"
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1274 on: December 25, 2009, 01:11:43 AM »
After kicking a children's ball away earlier, Marvin discovered not only that karma's a bitch, but that it's a bloody good football player too
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on par with the anguish one would have from getting unconsensually bent over and buttloved.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1275 on: December 25, 2009, 05:11:11 PM »
:lol Lots of good stuff all round, Adami's was particularly noteworthy for it's directness which made me chuckle.

However, my favourite, despite the fact that I usually prefer short punchy captions, was this gem from LHK:

Quote from: LeeHarveyKennedy on December 24, 2009, 09:30:12 PM
And now a reading from the Gnostic Gospels:

"1And lo, the Lord said unto Jesus Christ 'Son, I am very disappointed in you.' 2 And Jesus did respond 'Aww, Dad, me and Peter were just kickin' the ball around. We didn't mean to cause any damage!' 3 And the Lord did say 'Thou shalt have to pay for that, and Thou shalt also be grounded, for it is an abomination in My sight to crush another man's Toyota.'"
Good job!
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Re: You may as well steer clear of any Labor Day jokes
« Reply #1276 on: December 25, 2009, 11:04:38 PM »
Yay! Let's keep the strange going:

« Last Edit: December 25, 2009, 11:12:31 PM by LeeHarveyKennedy »
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Why is everything you post the best thing ever said?  :lol

Quote from: The Texas Pirate! on February 08, 2011, 04:14:10 PM
LHK is beyond EPIC.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1277 on: December 26, 2009, 12:16:32 AM »
Wow!  X-ray specs really do work!
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1278 on: December 26, 2009, 04:17:12 AM »
Climate change was beginning to screw around with the weather so much that nobody knew how to prepare for it anymore.
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Re: You may as well steer clear of any Labor Day jokes
« Reply #1279 on: December 26, 2009, 04:43:16 AM »
Quote from: LeeHarveyKennedy on December 25, 2009, 11:04:38 PM
Yay! Let's keep the strange going:



Even nudists have to prepare for rain.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #1280 on: December 26, 2009, 09:33:50 AM »


The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
Cool Chris - 4
Zydar - 3
TimmyHiggy - 3
rumborak - 3
ariich - 3
lonestar - 2
Dark Master Of Sin - 2
Nick - 2
progmonster - 2
mizzi - 2
LeeHarveyKennedy - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
YtseBitsySpider - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1

Hall of fame

tick - 10
zerogravityfat - 8
kingshegland - 7



Updating the stats
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1281 on: December 26, 2009, 09:36:50 AM »
Joey Buttafuoco finally finds happiness after Amy Fisher.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1282 on: December 26, 2009, 10:40:21 AM »
When you take out a new years resolution to stop skidmarking there has to be some kind of punishment involving public humiliation when you fail.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1283 on: December 26, 2009, 10:55:05 AM »
French.
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Re: You may as well steer clear of any Labor Day jokes
« Reply #1284 on: December 26, 2009, 12:15:27 PM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1285 on: December 26, 2009, 02:18:11 PM »
I can't believe I shaved my balls for this.
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Re: You may as well steer clear of any Labor Day jokes
« Reply #1286 on: December 26, 2009, 06:57:31 PM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1287 on: December 26, 2009, 07:15:43 PM »
just when you thought nudist beaches were bad, they decided to come inland for the winter
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Quote from: Silver Tears on October 08, 2010, 07:30:37 PM
i heard if you put bread in the rooof of your mouth it means oyu don't cvry when you're shoocppig ononsosni.
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Re: You may as well steer clear of any Labor Day jokes
« Reply #1288 on: December 26, 2009, 07:29:18 PM »
Quote from: LeeHarveyKennedy on December 25, 2009, 11:04:38 PM
Yay! Let's keep the strange going:



All that bubble gum I bought and these X-ray specs don't really work!
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1289 on: December 27, 2009, 10:21:14 AM »
I'm going with progmonster on this one. A winnar is you!
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Why is everything you post the best thing ever said?  :lol

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LHK is beyond EPIC.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #1290 on: December 27, 2009, 10:50:17 AM »

The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
Cool Chris - 4
Zydar - 3
TimmyHiggy - 3
rumborak - 3
ariich - 3
progmonster - 3
lonestar - 2
Dark Master Of Sin - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
LeeHarveyKennedy - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
YtseBitsySpider - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1

Hall of fame

tick - 10
zerogravityfat - 8
kingshegland - 7



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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1291 on: December 27, 2009, 01:32:00 PM »
Thanks! Marillion FTW!!!!

Have fun:

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1292 on: December 27, 2009, 01:39:24 PM »
The dangers of radiation from cell phones reach a new high.
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Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1293 on: December 27, 2009, 01:57:51 PM »
Following Kevin Thackwell's world record of 116 clothes pegs attached to his face, Bob thought he'd have a go at the world record for "cellphones caught in hair".

Discussions over a Genesis reunion were going well until Peter Gabriel turned up in his new stage outfit.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1294 on: December 27, 2009, 02:08:47 PM »


"RADIATION FROM CELL PHONES? NONSENSE! NONSENSE!!!!! I HAVE BEEN USING THEM FOR YEARS, AND NOTHING BAD HAS HAPPENED!!! ...... AAAAHAAAAAAAARGRHGHGH!!"



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