And now a reading from the Gnostic Gospels:
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1And lo, the Lord said unto Jesus Christ 'Son, I am very disappointed in you.'
2 And
Jesus did respond 'Aww, Dad, me and Peter were just kickin' the ball around. We didn't mean to cause any damage!'
3 And the Lord did say 'Thou shalt have to pay for that, and Thou shalt also be grounded, for it is an abomination in My sight to crush another man's Toyota.'"