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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1225 on: December 22, 2009, 07:07:39 AM »

"Captain come quickly the portal is closing."

"Do you honestly think I don't know that Mr. Spock ?"
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1226 on: December 22, 2009, 07:17:42 AM »
"Stuck between a butt and a loose place"

"Paris lowers her standards even further.... literally"

Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1227 on: December 22, 2009, 07:29:24 AM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1228 on: December 22, 2009, 08:02:50 AM »
Can I ask a serious question ? Is there a picture showing up for all of you because I'm making captions for a blank quote of nothing.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1229 on: December 22, 2009, 08:06:58 AM »
if you copy and paste the link between the url tags into your address bar then you can see the pic.
I'll see if i can get it to work



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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1230 on: December 22, 2009, 08:08:25 AM »
Can I ask a serious question ? Is there a picture showing up for all of you because I'm making captions for a blank quote of nothing.

It didn't show up in the thread, but if you paste the url in the address bar, you can get it to show up. It probably doesn't allow hotlinking.
Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1231 on: December 22, 2009, 08:27:03 AM »
i was enjoying the no link quotes more tbh.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1232 on: December 22, 2009, 08:43:51 AM »
i was enjoying the no link quotes more tbh.
I was having fun posting them ! :lol
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Re: Happens all the time. . .
« Reply #1233 on: December 22, 2009, 10:21:42 AM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1234 on: December 22, 2009, 09:22:44 PM »
Despite his apparent inebriation, Little Louie couldn't help but think something about his current situation smelled fishy.

hahaha this cracked me up, you're up.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1235 on: December 22, 2009, 10:43:57 PM »


"Wet willy wet willy!"


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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1236 on: December 22, 2009, 11:16:17 PM »
"Nostalgia is just the ability to forget the things that sucked" - Nelson DeMille, 'Up Country'

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1237 on: December 22, 2009, 11:54:24 PM »

"It was enough to hold and be held." ~ Jake : The Dark Tower
4,000 soldiers died so we can keep our fellow Americans from being free.  :)

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1238 on: December 23, 2009, 05:19:08 AM »


It's........................Monty Pythons Flying Circus!
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1239 on: December 23, 2009, 05:49:05 AM »
"Lets see them WhiteBoard their way out of this one!"
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1240 on: December 23, 2009, 07:53:33 AM »


It was a fateful day. The Postman had ripped a hole into his super suit, and without it, he had no powers. Quickly, he had borrowed a sewing machine to remedy the situation.

YooPeeEssor finally saw his chance. He was lurking, waiting for a good moment. Would he finally be able to "deliver" the lethal blow to Postman?



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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1241 on: December 23, 2009, 08:00:35 AM »
*sewing
Listen! Do you smell something?

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1242 on: December 23, 2009, 09:31:37 AM »

UPS = Unfortunately Pussies Sew (so they must be run over at once)
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1243 on: December 23, 2009, 09:35:20 AM »
UPS guy - " Hey, I just deliver what I'm told to. The kid ordered a sewing machine for his big prom night"
 Cop - "Yeah, well that fruitcake is taking my daughter to the prom so I say we beat the shit out of him !"
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #1244 on: December 23, 2009, 09:39:11 AM »


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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1245 on: December 23, 2009, 09:40:20 AM »


Driving a truck ain't easy when you have deformed hand in the shape of a sewing machine!

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1246 on: December 23, 2009, 11:13:26 AM »


As a youngster, James Bond quickly learned that to fight good is to look good.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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« Reply #1247 on: December 23, 2009, 11:30:55 AM »
"How easy is it to fuck up company property? Sew easy!"
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1248 on: December 23, 2009, 12:20:28 PM »


As a youngster, James Bond quickly learned that to fight good is to look good.
Isn't that his brother, Gaymes Bond ?
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1249 on: December 23, 2009, 12:26:08 PM »
Everyone agreed that it was the weirdest wedding they'd ever been to.

Ariich is a freak, or somehow has more hours in the day than everyone else.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1250 on: December 23, 2009, 12:26:17 PM »


MacGyver's early days.




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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1251 on: December 23, 2009, 03:15:27 PM »
they even scam you with the mail in russian brides these days.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1252 on: December 23, 2009, 03:51:12 PM »
"Lets see them WhiteBoard their way out of this one!"

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1253 on: December 23, 2009, 03:54:06 PM »

I wonder how they are going to sow the pieces of this accident together.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1254 on: December 23, 2009, 05:32:47 PM »


"I don't really like UPS that much, but I had a suit and a sewing machine, so what the fuck."


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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1255 on: December 23, 2009, 05:58:53 PM »
"I don't really like UPS that much, but I had a suit and a sewing machine, so what the fuck."

HA! I was about to go with the one before it, but this entry comes in at the wire to win!
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1256 on: December 23, 2009, 08:09:49 PM »
"I liked when Myung looked like a women's figure skating champion."

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1257 on: December 23, 2009, 09:11:53 PM »
"Now listen, when they said I'd be shooting a scene with a little prick, this isn't what I had in mind"
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1258 on: December 24, 2009, 01:36:32 AM »
"Look, I know us porn stars are not known for being particularly fussy, but this simply crosses the line."

Ariich is a freak, or somehow has more hours in the day than everyone else.
I be am boner inducing.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1259 on: December 24, 2009, 04:30:08 AM »


Why do YOU get to wear pants under your toga?
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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