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Re: He did get some interesting rashes, however.
« Reply #1190 on: December 20, 2009, 12:24:25 PM »


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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1191 on: December 20, 2009, 06:12:55 PM »

"I'm gonna get my mother a man if it kills me !"

I loved that one, awesome. Winner!!

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1192 on: December 20, 2009, 08:06:12 PM »
Yup. Tick is dead on.  She's not your type.  Move on.   Tick is Obi Wan Kenobi


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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #1193 on: December 20, 2009, 08:07:36 PM »

The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

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Hall of fame

tick - 10
zerogravityfat - 8
kingshegland - 7


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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1194 on: December 20, 2009, 08:22:41 PM »
eat my shorts!

cock pushups, all you need is one!

san fran republican tea party.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1195 on: December 20, 2009, 08:24:01 PM »


Columbia's new khaki ads.  Stain proof.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1196 on: December 20, 2009, 08:24:45 PM »
Sorry Bill, but the label said to induce vomiting.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1197 on: December 20, 2009, 08:41:42 PM »


The "40-year old virgin club", during their "Be ready for that special day" training sessions.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1198 on: December 21, 2009, 06:26:09 AM »
Dads - A little bit gay.
i heard if you put bread in the rooof of your mouth it means oyu don't cvry when you're shoocppig ononsosni.
<br />/I vea aben told buy   spletn spencer adn timhiggy and that zletar guy to potost gcase imm drunk for the fist imeiiiiiiiiiiiii eoand evryoen ois mkaking funof eme :O(<br />
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1199 on: December 21, 2009, 06:36:59 AM »
two and a half men, really trying to shock laugh those insecure homophobes in the midwest!
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1200 on: December 21, 2009, 06:43:14 AM »

Ronnie's dads took a very modern approach to the "birds and the bees" talk. Next week, dogging.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1201 on: December 21, 2009, 07:12:25 AM »



NFL linebacker training.  The cock walk.  Next they'll learn the stand over.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1202 on: December 21, 2009, 07:12:58 AM »
Does this look infected?
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1203 on: December 21, 2009, 07:55:23 AM »


A different kind of "tail-gating".

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1204 on: December 21, 2009, 08:10:53 AM »
Open concept change rooms at the Belt Buckle Festival
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1205 on: December 21, 2009, 08:11:44 AM »
Dean does not understand 69. He likes to get, but does not like to give.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1206 on: December 21, 2009, 09:14:28 AM »


Conjoined Twins Olympics finalists, seen here in the disciple "just getting from A to B".

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Re: Pretty ballsy. . .
« Reply #1207 on: December 21, 2009, 12:01:33 PM »


"I'm gonna get my mother a man if it kills him!"
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1208 on: December 21, 2009, 12:11:05 PM »


Why political tea party attendees are known as "tea-baggers".

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #1209 on: December 21, 2009, 12:47:31 PM »
Thank you! :D



lady shoves a large pole in her trunk
i heard if you put bread in the rooof of your mouth it means oyu don't cvry when you're shoocppig ononsosni.
<br />/I vea aben told buy   spletn spencer adn timhiggy and that zletar guy to potost gcase imm drunk for the fist imeiiiiiiiiiiiii eoand evryoen ois mkaking funof eme :O(<br />
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1210 on: December 21, 2009, 12:54:23 PM »
wtf.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1211 on: December 21, 2009, 12:56:02 PM »
Late, but good :lol

EDIT: Actually, "I can fit 4 poles in my trunk!" would have worked too :D

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1212 on: December 21, 2009, 01:13:56 PM »
I will be judging a bit early. I will pick a winner around 4:30 pm. Get um in it you got anymore !
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1213 on: December 21, 2009, 01:45:04 PM »
lol sorry guys, must have mis-clicked and gone to the pic at the bottom of the page and commented on it!
i heard if you put bread in the rooof of your mouth it means oyu don't cvry when you're shoocppig ononsosni.
<br />/I vea aben told buy   spletn spencer adn timhiggy and that zletar guy to potost gcase imm drunk for the fist imeiiiiiiiiiiiii eoand evryoen ois mkaking funof eme :O(<br />
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1214 on: December 21, 2009, 02:28:46 PM »

Dude!!!! Let me take off my shades first!!!

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1215 on: December 21, 2009, 02:31:39 PM »

"jump on and make this a sausage sandwich"
i heard if you put bread in the rooof of your mouth it means oyu don't cvry when you're shoocppig ononsosni.
<br />/I vea aben told buy   spletn spencer adn timhiggy and that zletar guy to potost gcase imm drunk for the fist imeiiiiiiiiiiiii eoand evryoen ois mkaking funof eme :O(<br />
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1216 on: December 21, 2009, 02:34:26 PM »
I always say go with the one that makes you laugh the most when you first see it. That one was from Zgrav, and it was...

"Eat my shorts !"

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1217 on: December 21, 2009, 04:18:16 PM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1218 on: December 21, 2009, 04:32:48 PM »
Oompah-loompah, duppedy-do, my view is awesome, how 'bout you?


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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1219 on: December 21, 2009, 04:35:45 PM »
Yup. Tick is dead on.  She's not your type.  Move on.   Tick is Obi Wan Kenobi


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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1220 on: December 21, 2009, 06:04:51 PM »


Suddenly, a black hole hit Zgrav's post, reducing it to nothing.

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« Reply #1221 on: December 21, 2009, 06:06:27 PM »

Event horizons, encouraging great captions since 1783
i heard if you put bread in the rooof of your mouth it means oyu don't cvry when you're shoocppig ononsosni.
<br />/I vea aben told buy   spletn spencer adn timhiggy and that zletar guy to potost gcase imm drunk for the fist imeiiiiiiiiiiiii eoand evryoen ois mkaking funof eme :O(<br />
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1222 on: December 21, 2009, 06:15:48 PM »


tight squeeze

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1223 on: December 21, 2009, 07:36:47 PM »


X marks the spot to score on Martin Brodeur! ;D
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1224 on: December 21, 2009, 10:56:31 PM »
Despite his apparent inebriation, Little Louie couldn't help but think something about his current situation smelled fishy.
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