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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1085 on: December 10, 2009, 05:58:29 PM »


I tried sticking one of these in my senator's mouth but it didn't work.  Suggestions?

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1086 on: December 10, 2009, 06:31:07 PM »
from the makers of shit happens, now comes the solution!
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1087 on: December 10, 2009, 11:17:18 PM »


Little known fact: Tiger Woods crashed his SUV while hurrying to a convenience store to pick a few of these up, as by that point, the shit had just hit the fan.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1088 on: December 10, 2009, 11:20:51 PM »
"I'd buy THAT for a dollar."

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1089 on: December 10, 2009, 11:34:53 PM »
You know that you are officially "ShitBegone" when you are 500 sheets to the wind....

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1090 on: December 10, 2009, 11:41:31 PM »
Little known fact.

Those are actually giant bottles of laxatives.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1091 on: December 11, 2009, 05:25:35 AM »
"Wether you crinkle it or fold, one whipe and you'll be sold"
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1092 on: December 11, 2009, 10:07:17 AM »
ShitBegone: Either a friend of yours put something in your drink or you're an elephant.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1093 on: December 11, 2009, 02:22:28 PM »


I tried sticking one of these in my senator's mouth but it didn't work.  Suggestions?

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1094 on: December 11, 2009, 03:12:12 PM »
They finally took my suggestion of using pillows as toilet paper.

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #1095 on: December 11, 2009, 04:28:27 PM »

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1096 on: December 12, 2009, 08:14:26 PM »
Well whaddya know


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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1097 on: December 12, 2009, 08:24:28 PM »
SPOILER: Boy finished his cherry-topped snack.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1098 on: December 12, 2009, 08:29:18 PM »
Um.. are you gonna eat that?
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1099 on: December 12, 2009, 08:34:45 PM »
Well whaddya know



Hershey kisses never looked the same.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1100 on: December 12, 2009, 09:08:52 PM »
Then suddenly the alarm clock went off and ruined everything !
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1101 on: December 12, 2009, 10:15:52 PM »
Silly girls don't know what they're missing.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1102 on: December 12, 2009, 10:16:23 PM »
Jealous of his ex's new loove, Jeremy "bumps" into her, hoping she'll gag on the tongue.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1103 on: December 13, 2009, 05:11:08 AM »
Maybe I can bait them using this... girls are suckers for sweet stuff, and I sure could use a sucker...
i heard if you put bread in the rooof of your mouth it means oyu don't cvry when you're shoocppig ononsosni.
<br />/I vea aben told buy   spletn spencer adn timhiggy and that zletar guy to potost gcase imm drunk for the fist imeiiiiiiiiiiiii eoand evryoen ois mkaking funof eme :O(<br />
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1104 on: December 13, 2009, 10:55:45 AM »
hey i can always pop the cherry on this cupcake instead.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1105 on: December 13, 2009, 11:20:24 AM »

"Awesome... cake!"

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1106 on: December 13, 2009, 03:23:29 PM »


"Exhibitionist women, no thanks. I'll have my British-made treat instead."


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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1107 on: December 13, 2009, 03:33:30 PM »
:lol Brilliant.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1108 on: December 13, 2009, 03:54:09 PM »

"Exhibitionist women, no thanks. I'll have my British-made treat instead."

 :lol :lol :rollin

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1109 on: December 13, 2009, 04:05:47 PM »
Andy?

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1110 on: December 13, 2009, 04:21:10 PM »


"Exhibitionist women, no thanks. I'll have my British-made treat instead."


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:rollin brilliant.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1111 on: December 13, 2009, 08:48:18 PM »
Should I try and have a threesome with these two chicks are just stick my penis in this cupcake ? Decisions.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1112 on: December 13, 2009, 09:01:53 PM »

"Exhibitionist women, no thanks. I'll have my British-made treat instead."

rumborak


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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1113 on: December 14, 2009, 08:04:20 AM »
Maybe I can bait them using this... girls are suckers for sweet stuff, and I sure could use a sucker...

WINNER

Yours was great Rumby, but this one actually had me lol'ing.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1114 on: December 14, 2009, 09:09:07 AM »
Wow, unexpected victory no. 3 for me!!

here we are:
i heard if you put bread in the rooof of your mouth it means oyu don't cvry when you're shoocppig ononsosni.
<br />/I vea aben told buy   spletn spencer adn timhiggy and that zletar guy to potost gcase imm drunk for the fist imeiiiiiiiiiiiii eoand evryoen ois mkaking funof eme :O(<br />
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1115 on: December 14, 2009, 09:26:15 AM »
When Ariel and Paris Hilton unite.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1116 on: December 14, 2009, 11:33:51 AM »
Maybe I can bait them using this... girls are suckers for sweet stuff, and I sure could use a sucker...

WINNER

Yours was great Rumby, but this one actually had me lol'ing.
I applaud you for picking the one you found the most funny and not being influenced by others. :tup
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #1117 on: December 14, 2009, 11:36:01 AM »

The Standings...
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BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
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Cool Chris - 3
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1118 on: December 14, 2009, 01:12:03 PM »
Kids are getting plastic surgery too early these days.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1119 on: December 14, 2009, 01:13:42 PM »
Maybe I can bait them using this... girls are suckers for sweet stuff, and I sure could use a sucker...

WINNER

Yours was great Rumby, but this one actually had me lol'ing.

Not that I care too much really, but I was wondering, did you get the reference in my caption?

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