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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1050 on: December 07, 2009, 03:40:56 PM »
Wife: OH MY GOD! I'M EIGHT MONTHS PREGNANT, AND MY BABY DISAPPEARED OVERNIGHT!!!
Husband: Well honey, I wanted to know what it felt like to carry the baby in my belly!
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1051 on: December 08, 2009, 12:02:05 PM »
5...5 dollar...5 dollar foot long ! So long they hang 2 feet off the bun.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1052 on: December 08, 2009, 12:13:23 PM »
"So that's how the creepy martian dude ended up with the stomach human in Total Recall!"


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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1053 on: December 08, 2009, 12:40:34 PM »
Quote from: tick on December 08, 2009, 12:02:05 PM
5...5 dollar...5 dollar foot long ! So long they hang 2 feet off the bun.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1054 on: December 08, 2009, 01:20:28 PM »
I'm going to eat yer... I'm bigger than you are, I'm higher in the food chain... Get in my belly!
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1055 on: December 08, 2009, 01:24:51 PM »
I AM KRONOS!
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1056 on: December 08, 2009, 02:13:55 PM »

Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the lord this guy wont eat
If I wake inside his belly
I'll lay a fart that's really smelly.
Amen
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1057 on: December 09, 2009, 06:23:56 AM »
Quote from: zerogravityfat on December 07, 2009, 03:19:46 PM
burger king decided to go with mini burgers when baby burgers just didn't pass the focus group.
They all tickled me, but this one more so than the others. you win ZGF!

ps sorry about the delay. I had a deadline at 5 yesterday and went straight to the pub afterwards...
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1058 on: December 09, 2009, 07:00:07 AM »
hahah it's ok, thank you. pic coming up shortly.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1059 on: December 09, 2009, 07:02:19 AM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1060 on: December 09, 2009, 07:03:40 AM »
 :rollin
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #1061 on: December 09, 2009, 07:04:18 AM »


The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

kingshegland - 6
BlobVanDam - 4
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Cool Chris - 3
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1062 on: December 09, 2009, 07:17:54 AM »
After the famous Cemetery for Soldiers' Hats and Cemetery for Soldiers' Toothbrushes comes the all new Cemetery for Soldiers' Canines.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1063 on: December 09, 2009, 08:17:36 AM »
Thats what they're using our tax dollars on?  :huh:
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1064 on: December 09, 2009, 08:24:56 AM »
they had finally found a place to bury the general's wife, that bitch.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1065 on: December 09, 2009, 09:16:13 AM »
Quote from: zerogravityfat on December 09, 2009, 08:24:56 AM
they had finally found a place to bury the general's wife, that bitch.
ZGrave, stop your self ecaptionation ! You be the judge this round !
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1066 on: December 09, 2009, 09:17:09 AM »
i couldn't resist passing on something i found hilarious.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1067 on: December 09, 2009, 09:23:12 AM »

"I miss poofy so much. WHY DID YOU HAVE TO RETRIEVE THAT GRENADE !!!" 
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1068 on: December 09, 2009, 11:04:41 AM »

The irony was, not one of the dogs died during times of war. They just happened to belong to soldiers.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1069 on: December 10, 2009, 07:07:43 AM »
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1070 on: December 10, 2009, 08:07:43 AM »
we'll go with kings for this one.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #1071 on: December 10, 2009, 09:37:14 AM »



The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
Zydar - 3
Cool Chris - 3
lonestar - 2
Dark Master Of Sin - 2
ariich - 2
Nick - 2
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mizzi - 2
TimmyHiggy - 2
rumborak - 1
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
YtseBitsySpider - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1



Hall of fame

tick - 9
zerogravityfat - 8
kingshegland - 7


The King is in the hall. :tup
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1072 on: December 10, 2009, 11:27:46 AM »
Thanks zero and thank you all.  But mostly I'd like to thank the man above, my bitches, & 40oz!! :metal

I'll post a pic when i get home from work.
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1073 on: December 10, 2009, 01:35:03 PM »
Quote from: kingshmegland on December 10, 2009, 11:27:46 AM
Thanks zero and thank you all.  But mostly I'd like to thank the man above, my bitches, & 40oz!! :metal

I'll post a pic when i get home from work.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1074 on: December 10, 2009, 01:46:57 PM »
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Quote from: kingshmegland on December 10, 2009, 11:27:46 AM
Thanks zero and thank you all.  But mostly I'd like to thank the man above, my bitches, & 40oz!! :metal

I'll post a pic when i get home from work.
Smith was relocated due to his demotion from E9 to K9

that would have won you if you weren't half a day late.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1075 on: December 10, 2009, 01:48:41 PM »
Quote from: zerogravityfat on December 10, 2009, 01:46:57 PM
Quote from: Guitarded on December 10, 2009, 01:35:03 PM
Quote from: kingshmegland on December 10, 2009, 11:27:46 AM
Thanks zero and thank you all.  But mostly I'd like to thank the man above, my bitches, & 40oz!! :metal

I'll post a pic when i get home from work.
Smith was relocated due to his demotion from E9 to K9

that would have won you if you weren't half a day late.
This calls for
 :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1076 on: December 10, 2009, 02:07:13 PM »
Quote from: zerogravityfat on December 10, 2009, 01:46:57 PM
Quote from: Guitarded on December 10, 2009, 01:35:03 PM
Quote from: kingshmegland on December 10, 2009, 11:27:46 AM
Thanks zero and thank you all.  But mostly I'd like to thank the man above, my bitches, & 40oz!! :metal

I'll post a pic when i get home from work.
Smith was relocated due to his demotion from E9 to K9

that would have won you if you weren't half a day late.

That's what I was thinking Z.  There was slim pickins this round.
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So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1077 on: December 10, 2009, 02:09:53 PM »
Quote from: kingshmegland on December 10, 2009, 02:07:13 PM
Quote from: zerogravityfat on December 10, 2009, 01:46:57 PM
Quote from: Guitarded on December 10, 2009, 01:35:03 PM
Quote from: kingshmegland on December 10, 2009, 11:27:46 AM
Thanks zero and thank you all.  But mostly I'd like to thank the man above, my bitches, & 40oz!! :metal

I'll post a pic when i get home from work.
Smith was relocated due to his demotion from E9 to K9

that would have won you if you weren't half a day late.
Some pictures are harder to caption then others. That one required a lot of thought just to come up with a decent one. I think that was the deal with that picture. It didn't invoke any immediate response for people.
That's what I was thinking Z.  There was slim pickins this round.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1078 on: December 10, 2009, 02:23:58 PM »
lolquoteerror
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1079 on: December 10, 2009, 04:26:15 PM »
Have at it everybody!!


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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1080 on: December 10, 2009, 04:27:19 PM »
Finally, truth in advertising.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1081 on: December 10, 2009, 04:34:34 PM »
Quote from: kingshmegland on December 10, 2009, 04:26:15 PM
Have at it everybody!!



Honey, I tried to get to the tampons but this big display was blocking them, sorry. Shit happens. I did get the olive oil.
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« Reply #1082 on: December 10, 2009, 04:39:52 PM »
the epic battle of the isle 5 featured the oat meals and shit begones.
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« Reply #1083 on: December 10, 2009, 04:52:21 PM »
A protest of those in favor of shit staying around will take place on Tuesday at city hall.
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« Reply #1084 on: December 10, 2009, 04:57:38 PM »

The brand had to be withdrawn following complaints from customers who tried to use them as pillows.
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