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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #1015 on: December 05, 2009, 09:45:58 PM »



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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1016 on: December 06, 2009, 02:31:56 AM »
Yay! Be back in a sec with a pic

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1017 on: December 06, 2009, 02:35:32 AM »

 :lol

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1018 on: December 06, 2009, 03:09:32 AM »
"Oh my God, they're spawning!"
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1019 on: December 06, 2009, 03:55:23 AM »

Despite the lightning strike, the Johnson's still went on to live happy lives.
« Last Edit: December 06, 2009, 07:12:35 AM by ariich »

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1020 on: December 06, 2009, 05:20:23 AM »

 :lol

Sometimes, metal can be so wrong.

"When the children cry, Let them know we tried".
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1021 on: December 06, 2009, 05:36:23 AM »
The randalls were never very smart. They couldn't decide on the child's gender ever since they watched the doctor snip its super long penis growing out of its stomach, so decided to give it a haircut somewhere between both of theirs as a compromise.
i heard if you put bread in the rooof of your mouth it means oyu don't cvry when you're shoocppig ononsosni.
<br />/I vea aben told buy   spletn spencer adn timhiggy and that zletar guy to potost gcase imm drunk for the fist imeiiiiiiiiiiiii eoand evryoen ois mkaking funof eme :O(<br />
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1022 on: December 06, 2009, 05:42:04 AM »
LaBrie family pic - 1983
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1023 on: December 06, 2009, 06:10:43 AM »
A hairdresser shot herself in the head at a salon today when a family of 3 came in for a haircut. Details at 11...
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1024 on: December 06, 2009, 01:07:03 PM »


See? This is what happens when you feed them after midnight...

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1025 on: December 06, 2009, 02:06:46 PM »
Cha cha cha Chia
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1026 on: December 06, 2009, 02:18:50 PM »

 :lol

This is the very first Aqua Net ad in Cosmo.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1027 on: December 07, 2009, 06:09:12 AM »
Switch from carpet to hardwood today !
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1028 on: December 07, 2009, 06:19:04 AM »
"The Agassi Christmas Card-complete with crystal meth sampler pack"
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1029 on: December 07, 2009, 06:25:01 AM »
Macgyver - the legend lives on

Meet today's contestents on "Hair or bird's nest"

Welcome to the 1980s; where the women looked like men, the men looked like women, and the children grew up confused.
Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1030 on: December 07, 2009, 06:50:41 AM »
Note to self: Don't hire Ray Charles to do the electricity wiring in your home.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1031 on: December 07, 2009, 10:32:15 AM »
Note to self: Don't hire Ray Charles to do the electricity wiring in your home.
The randalls were never very smart. They couldn't decide on the child's gender ever since they watched the doctor snip its super long penis growing out of its stomach, so decided to give it a haircut somewhere between both of theirs as a compromise.
A hard choice between these two. Zydar for short and funny, TimmyHiggy for absurdity...
I'm sorry Zydar, but TimmyHiggy's is just a little bit better.
You win!

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1032 on: December 07, 2009, 10:44:03 AM »
Doh!
Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1033 on: December 07, 2009, 11:07:25 AM »
wow, never thought I would get that one!!

heres the new pic

i heard if you put bread in the rooof of your mouth it means oyu don't cvry when you're shoocppig ononsosni.
<br />/I vea aben told buy   spletn spencer adn timhiggy and that zletar guy to potost gcase imm drunk for the fist imeiiiiiiiiiiiii eoand evryoen ois mkaking funof eme :O(<br />
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1034 on: December 07, 2009, 11:09:03 AM »
New definition of BLT = Baby, lettuce and tomato.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1035 on: December 07, 2009, 11:10:59 AM »
wow, never thought I would get that one!!

heres the new pic


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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1036 on: December 07, 2009, 11:13:17 AM »
wow, never thought I would get that one!!

heres the new pic



My dad allways told my brother, "I should have ate you when your bones were soft". (true story!)
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1037 on: December 07, 2009, 11:15:09 AM »
wow, never thought I would get that one!!

heres the new pic



*in my best singing voice*

I want my baby back, baby back, baby back.....
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1038 on: December 07, 2009, 11:15:09 AM »

Winner of the "Most Pointless Use of Lettuce" Award 2009.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1039 on: December 07, 2009, 11:16:33 AM »
wow, never thought I would get that one!!

heres the new pic


WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING, WOMAN? AM I NOT USING ENOUGH LETTUCE!?

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1040 on: December 07, 2009, 11:23:16 AM »

It was at this point that Jim was fired by McDonalds. The food he was serving wasn't nearly processed enough.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1041 on: December 07, 2009, 11:25:35 AM »
What do you call an extreme pedophile combined with a sandwich cannibal?

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1042 on: December 07, 2009, 11:31:39 AM »
What do you call an extreme pedophile combined with a sandwich cannibal?

A pig in a blanket?
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #1043 on: December 07, 2009, 11:35:32 AM »

The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

kingshegland - 6
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
Zydar - 3
Cool Chris - 3
lonestar - 2
Dark Master Of Sin - 2
ariich - 2
Nick - 2
progmonster - 2
mizzi - 2
TimmyHiggy - 2
rumborak - 1
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
YtseBitsySpider - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1



Hall of fame

tick - 9
zerogravityfat - 7



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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1044 on: December 07, 2009, 11:37:29 AM »
"I said no fucking mayo !"

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1045 on: December 07, 2009, 11:41:08 AM »
eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww, you're supposed to ground it then fry it first!
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1046 on: December 07, 2009, 02:39:58 PM »
"For some reason, the initial Soylent Green advertisement produced little discernable results."

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1047 on: December 07, 2009, 03:19:46 PM »
burger king decided to go with mini burgers when baby burgers just didn't pass the focus group.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1048 on: December 07, 2009, 03:24:42 PM »
Edit: Nah, I'll let it be. Just can't keep up with you guys.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1049 on: December 07, 2009, 03:34:27 PM »
republican national convention catering was fired on the spot.
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