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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #980 on: December 03, 2009, 09:07:53 AM »
After misunderstanding her request, Sean tries to console his date, explaining that he was unfamiliar with what a 'golden shower' was.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #981 on: December 03, 2009, 12:10:18 PM »
Damn, another good one! :lol

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #982 on: December 03, 2009, 01:16:23 PM »
A porn star takes home an Oscar.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #983 on: December 03, 2009, 06:11:29 PM »


"Sorry, Trebek, but your mother wasn't available last night. So I f*cked your Emmy instead. I even had a standing ovation, if you know what I mean."

this one cracked me up in the middle of a conference as I was checking the quoates, so thanks asshole. great job.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #984 on: December 03, 2009, 06:25:46 PM »
LOL, you're not the first person I've done that to actually....

Thanks for my second w1n, here's the next one:

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4,000 soldiers died so we can keep our fellow Americans from being free.  :)

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #985 on: December 03, 2009, 06:29:39 PM »
stuck between a rock and a hard place.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #986 on: December 03, 2009, 06:49:18 PM »
They're stereotypes because they're true.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #987 on: December 03, 2009, 07:10:20 PM »
"Ghetto Patch Dolls, Now With Nipple Rings!!!!"

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #988 on: December 03, 2009, 07:36:00 PM »
LOL, you're not the first person I've done that to actually....

Thanks for my second w1n, here's the next one:


Me want to Snu Snu!!

Bizzaro Strange Love.  Flavor Flaaaaaaavvvvv Booooooyyyyyyy!!!!!
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #989 on: December 03, 2009, 07:38:40 PM »
"I thought she a was the bus stop bench, so I sat down. We've been together ever since..."

"It was enough to hold and be held." ~ Jake : The Dark Tower
4,000 soldiers died so we can keep our fellow Americans from being free.  :)

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #990 on: December 03, 2009, 08:12:51 PM »
the locals speak of the big witch who holds dark secrets.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #991 on: December 04, 2009, 12:20:22 AM »
"Rhonda took her ventriloquism act to the streets in an attempt to show the teens the dangers of using crack".
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #992 on: December 04, 2009, 06:04:48 AM »
Trying to compete with Walmart, Kmart decided to take there photos outdoors in a picturesque setting.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #993 on: December 04, 2009, 06:07:22 AM »

The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

kingshegland - 6
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
Zydar - 3
Cool Chris - 3
lonestar - 2
Dark Master Of Sin - 2
ariich - 2
Nick - 2
progmonster - 2
rumborak - 1
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
YtseBitsySpider - 1
ddtonfire - 1
mizzi - 1
Portrucci - 1
TimmyHiggy - 1


Hall of fame

tick - 8
zerogravityfat - 7

Yup. Tick is dead on.  She's not your type.  Move on.   Tick is Obi Wan Kenobi


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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #994 on: December 04, 2009, 08:26:46 AM »
"Can I keep it?"

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #995 on: December 04, 2009, 09:27:12 AM »
"Where the Mall Santas can be found in the summertime"
Take care everyone - Bet you all didn't even notice I was gone.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #996 on: December 04, 2009, 03:44:11 PM »
"This is one love story you DON'T want to hear."

or

"Mommy, look what I found"

or

"We were just testing the weight limit of this bench, sheesh"

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #997 on: December 04, 2009, 06:24:47 PM »
Trying to compete with Walmart, Kmart decided to take there photos outdoors in a picturesque setting.

Dammit, stop winning! This is the only one that made me chuckle a bit. I guess my picture this time didn't do much for the funny people...

"It was enough to hold and be held." ~ Jake : The Dark Tower
4,000 soldiers died so we can keep our fellow Americans from being free.  :)

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #998 on: December 04, 2009, 06:38:53 PM »
shes like a superhero, only she keeps hold of those she saves.
i heard if you put bread in the rooof of your mouth it means oyu don't cvry when you're shoocppig ononsosni.
<br />/I vea aben told buy   spletn spencer adn timhiggy and that zletar guy to potost gcase imm drunk for the fist imeiiiiiiiiiiiii eoand evryoen ois mkaking funof eme :O(<br />
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #999 on: December 04, 2009, 08:33:52 PM »


The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

kingshegland - 6
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
Zydar - 3
Cool Chris - 3
lonestar - 2
Dark Master Of Sin - 2
ariich - 2
Nick - 2
progmonster - 2
rumborak - 1
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
YtseBitsySpider - 1
ddtonfire - 1
mizzi - 1
Portrucci - 1
TimmyHiggy - 1


Hall of fame

tick - 9
zerogravityfat - 7


Thanks Prog !
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1000 on: December 04, 2009, 08:37:55 PM »
As I celebrate the 1000th post in this thread and my 9th win, I offer your next picture !
Yup. Tick is dead on.  She's not your type.  Move on.   Tick is Obi Wan Kenobi


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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1001 on: December 04, 2009, 09:56:29 PM »
have you ever seen the back of a dollar bill?.....on weeeeeed?
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1002 on: December 04, 2009, 10:49:46 PM »
"Oooh, yeeeah. Now we're only four dollars away from a foot-long sub!"

"It was enough to hold and be held." ~ Jake : The Dark Tower
4,000 soldiers died so we can keep our fellow Americans from being free.  :)

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1003 on: December 05, 2009, 04:19:09 AM »
Couldn't you just rip out another bible page?
(give yourself a pat on the back if you get this)

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1004 on: December 05, 2009, 04:58:00 AM »
He's lying on the road...ROOOAAADD...RO-AAAAAD...
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1005 on: December 05, 2009, 05:05:19 AM »
Kid Rock prepares to shoot his next album cover.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1006 on: December 05, 2009, 05:08:08 AM »
You got KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT, MAN!   Give me my goddam money...Payback's a motherfucker, ain't it?
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1007 on: December 05, 2009, 05:25:10 AM »
"I'd like to buy your watch, please"

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1008 on: December 05, 2009, 06:12:28 AM »
As I celebrate the 1000th post in this thread and my 9th win, I offer your next picture !


Dude! I'll pay you a dollar if you wear a girls watch.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1009 on: December 05, 2009, 06:53:46 AM »
So you want a blowjob now?

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1010 on: December 05, 2009, 07:59:54 AM »
These are great so far ! This is going to be a tough choice tonight. :biggrin:
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1011 on: December 05, 2009, 08:34:16 AM »
"Dude, I'm telling you: I'm not selling my shirt! Not even for a dollar!"

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1012 on: December 05, 2009, 08:50:32 AM »
As I celebrate the 1000th post in this thread and my 9th win, I offer your next picture !


The Road Warrior Redneck edition.

Cousin Bukakee.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1013 on: December 05, 2009, 11:04:55 AM »
Duuude i can totally see your scrotum
i heard if you put bread in the rooof of your mouth it means oyu don't cvry when you're shoocppig ononsosni.
<br />/I vea aben told buy   spletn spencer adn timhiggy and that zletar guy to potost gcase imm drunk for the fist imeiiiiiiiiiiiii eoand evryoen ois mkaking funof eme :O(<br />
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #1014 on: December 05, 2009, 09:44:53 PM »
So you want a blowjob now?
Winner !
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