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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #945 on: November 30, 2009, 01:11:01 PM »
Kitchen! it's like having your own mcdonald's at home!

 :lol :rollin

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #946 on: November 30, 2009, 01:19:15 PM »
Kitchen! it's like having your own mcdonald's at home!
No self ecapulation ! :biggrin:
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #947 on: November 30, 2009, 02:07:29 PM »
thank you sir.



Michael Irving is the new spokesman for hot sauce, "  When there's no coke to snort, and I need a kick I just reach  me some Michael Irving hotsauce".
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #948 on: November 30, 2009, 11:02:05 PM »
"I'll cut you like I do my food."

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #949 on: December 01, 2009, 11:06:43 AM »
You better not be tellin' me that my fork is in the wrong hand, fool!
i heard if you put bread in the rooof of your mouth it means oyu don't cvry when you're shoocppig ononsosni.
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« Reply #950 on: December 01, 2009, 11:09:10 AM »
Yes I eat bear crap. You got a problem wit dat?

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #951 on: December 01, 2009, 12:27:14 PM »
thank you sir.



Michael Irving is the new spokesman for hot sauce, "  When there's no coke to snort, and I need a kick I just reach  me some Michael Irving hotsauce".

this cracked me up, winna.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #952 on: December 01, 2009, 01:21:02 PM »
Except he misspelled his name; twice. 
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #953 on: December 01, 2009, 02:01:48 PM »
thank you sir.



Michael Irving is the new spokesman for hot sauce, "  When there's no coke to snort, and I need a kick I just reach  me some Michael Irving hotsauce".

this cracked me up, winna.
Except he misspelled his name; twice.  

Thanks Zero!  I'll post a pick when I get home.

And El Barto, if I spelled it wrong I blame the internet! ;D  I checked his name in google ;D
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #954 on: December 01, 2009, 02:40:58 PM »
thank you sir.



Michael Irving is the new spokesman for hot sauce, "  When there's no coke to snort, and I need a kick I just reach  me some Michael Irving hotsauce".

this cracked me up, winna.
Except he misspelled his name; twice.  

Thanks Zero!  I'll post a pick when I get home.

And El Barto, if I spelled it wrong I blame the internet! ;D  I checked his name in google ;D
Fuckin grammar police !
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« Reply #955 on: December 01, 2009, 02:42:02 PM »


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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #956 on: December 01, 2009, 03:13:57 PM »
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Fuckin grammar police !
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Many people here in Dallas are very fond of Michael. 

Myself even more so.  I would kill to have been able to celebrate my 30th birthday in a hotel with 2 gorgeous strippers, a briefcase full of assorted vibrators, and a frisbee full of blow.  Another example of me admiring what most deplore.   
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #957 on: December 01, 2009, 04:23:43 PM »
Here you go!

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #958 on: December 01, 2009, 06:55:48 PM »
1. Leia - "So, I guess you'll be the pitcher and I'll be the catcher..."

2. "Chewbacca made Wookiee mistakes all game long."

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #959 on: December 01, 2009, 08:34:10 PM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #960 on: December 02, 2009, 06:03:34 AM »
Here you go!



obi-wan kenobe was mets' only hope, but the asshat of a manager bought shitty chewbacca to kick start another failed year.

say what you want about the yanks, but they still signed the best pitcher in the universe.

he goes with the furball inside for strike two.

sure the steroids will help you pitch faster, but what to do with the hair growth?
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #961 on: December 02, 2009, 06:29:28 AM »
Bizarre ways of winning at sport: Discover that the opposition are star wars fans and hope they will always let the wookie win.
i heard if you put bread in the rooof of your mouth it means oyu don't cvry when you're shoocppig ononsosni.
<br />/I vea aben told buy   spletn spencer adn timhiggy and that zletar guy to potost gcase imm drunk for the fist imeiiiiiiiiiiiii eoand evryoen ois mkaking funof eme :O(<br />
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #962 on: December 02, 2009, 06:35:40 AM »
Yet again, the battle between the Rebels and the Empire ends with a TIE.

Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #963 on: December 02, 2009, 08:50:23 AM »
IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #964 on: December 02, 2009, 09:00:38 AM »
As a show of unity, the Cubs have decided not to shave until they win the World Series.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #965 on: December 02, 2009, 09:12:22 AM »
"Han Solo, I've had enough of your shenanigans! Take this!"
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #966 on: December 02, 2009, 09:15:57 AM »
"MLB's big spenders continued to sign non american free agents, with the Marlins picking up veteran lefty Lowbacca-Kantaroo from the Kashyk Bandoleers"


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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #967 on: December 02, 2009, 09:21:11 AM »
As big as he is, he will do what every celeb does while throwing out the first pitch, throw it 3 feet into the dirt.
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« Reply #968 on: December 02, 2009, 05:20:35 PM »
Here you go!



obi-wan kenobe was mets' only hope, but the asshat of a manager bought shitty chewbacca to kick start another failed year.

say what you want about the yanks, but they still signed the best pitcher in the universe.

he goes with the furball inside for strike two.

sure the steroids will help you pitch faster, but what to do with the hair growth?

Great posts everyone.  This was hard but Zero pulled the rare 3 homerun game  with his 1st, 2nd and 4th answers(#1was my fav)  Congrats zero! Your a hall of famer!
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #969 on: December 02, 2009, 05:25:41 PM »


hall of fame edition :)
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #970 on: December 02, 2009, 06:29:24 PM »
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« Reply #971 on: December 02, 2009, 09:04:35 PM »


The Standings...
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Welcome ZGrav to the hall ! :tup
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #972 on: December 02, 2009, 09:11:49 PM »
Who said C3PO would never find work outside of Star Wars?
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #973 on: December 02, 2009, 11:06:02 PM »


"Sorry, Trebek, but your mother wasn't available last night. So I f*cked your Emmy instead. I even had a standing ovation, if you know what I mean."

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« Reply #974 on: December 03, 2009, 12:21:32 AM »
"Everything he touches turns to gold, on March 21st Sean Connery is.... King Midas."
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #975 on: December 03, 2009, 06:01:51 AM »
I have a gold finger I would like to show you.

If you tell anyone you saw me in this robe I will have to kill you.
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« Reply #976 on: December 03, 2009, 06:16:33 AM »
"Fleshlight announces "The Shiny Edition"


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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #977 on: December 03, 2009, 07:04:17 AM »


hall of fame edition :)

I didn't know Connery knew the Vulcan Nerve Pinch?
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« Reply #978 on: December 03, 2009, 07:06:56 AM »
"Everything he touches turns to gold, on March 21st Sean Connery is.... King Midas."

:lol

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #979 on: December 03, 2009, 07:09:42 AM »

"I guess that kind of exhaustion means that she has been a victim of..."
*Wears sun glasses*
"my Golden Gun."
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