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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #910 on: November 28, 2009, 05:58:22 PM »
"John, in his attempt to get baked."

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #911 on: November 28, 2009, 06:06:41 PM »
Covering up his dandruff problem was getting harder with time.
i heard if you put bread in the rooof of your mouth it means oyu don't cvry when you're shoocppig ononsosni.
<br />/I vea aben told buy   spletn spencer adn timhiggy and that zletar guy to potost gcase imm drunk for the fist imeiiiiiiiiiiiii eoand evryoen ois mkaking funof eme :O(<br />
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #912 on: November 28, 2009, 06:42:19 PM »
The PG rated remake of "Scarface" was a complete flop.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #913 on: November 29, 2009, 04:36:02 AM »
I can't believe it's not flour!

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #914 on: November 29, 2009, 05:30:00 AM »
Dammit, Nick, the eggwash, THEN the flour dredge!
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #915 on: November 29, 2009, 05:30:49 AM »
Dammit, Nick, the eggwash, THEN the flour dredge!
:lol :lol :lol

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #916 on: November 29, 2009, 05:52:25 AM »
In a failed attempt to become a new superhero Joe misunderstood the term "Flour power".
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #917 on: November 29, 2009, 06:31:39 AM »
he was willing to go to great lengths to distract people from the fact that he lost bladder control after 4 beers
i heard if you put bread in the rooof of your mouth it means oyu don't cvry when you're shoocppig ononsosni.
<br />/I vea aben told buy   spletn spencer adn timhiggy and that zletar guy to potost gcase imm drunk for the fist imeiiiiiiiiiiiii eoand evryoen ois mkaking funof eme :O(<br />
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #918 on: November 29, 2009, 09:09:08 AM »


Charlie figured out how to make a snow angel since he lived in southern Florida.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #919 on: November 29, 2009, 09:35:44 AM »
flour power!
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #920 on: November 29, 2009, 10:09:10 AM »
In a failed attempt to become a new superhero Joe misunderstood the term "Flour power".
flour power!
Ninja'd  :lol

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #921 on: November 29, 2009, 10:38:34 AM »
1000 Ways to Die, episode 574

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #922 on: November 29, 2009, 10:46:40 AM »
oh man, i didnt notice taht one.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #923 on: November 29, 2009, 12:33:11 PM »
The PG rated remake of "Scarface" was a complete flop.
Tough choice, but here is your winner !
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #924 on: November 29, 2009, 01:12:43 PM »
Thanks tick!  This should be interesting....


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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #925 on: November 29, 2009, 01:14:30 PM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #926 on: November 29, 2009, 01:29:14 PM »
The sad thig is...he already has more than 99% of us prog nerds will ever have. :yeahright

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #927 on: November 29, 2009, 01:58:29 PM »
It's ok, he's wearing a raincoat

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #928 on: November 30, 2009, 05:47:17 AM »
the lack of education for the young terrorists really showed when the baby threated to blow her up.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #929 on: November 30, 2009, 05:57:26 AM »
"Fetish porn takes on a whole new level of obscurity"

"It's ok baby, I'm wearing rubber"
Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #930 on: November 30, 2009, 06:16:41 AM »

Ma ma. This is what daddy was doing with the nice lady in his office at work when I walkedid in the room.

Ima give this bitch 2 inches she will never forget.

I may not reach bottom, but I'll bang the hell out of the sides.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #931 on: November 30, 2009, 07:14:47 AM »
Thanks tick!  This should be interesting....



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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #932 on: November 30, 2009, 07:19:11 AM »
5 dollar foot looooong!
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #933 on: November 30, 2009, 07:28:58 AM »
Look mom, I'm wearing a rain coat !
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #934 on: November 30, 2009, 08:19:49 AM »
It's ok, he's wearing a raincoat
Look mom, I'm wearing a rain coat !
I'm 'fraid you've been ninja'd, sir  :loser:

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #935 on: November 30, 2009, 08:56:15 AM »

The Standings...
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zerogravityfat - 5
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Zydar - 3
Cool Chris - 3
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Dark Master Of Sin - 2
ariich - 2
Nick - 2
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millahh - 1
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hefdaddy42 - 1
YtseBitsySpider - 1
ddtonfire - 1
mizzi - 1
Portrucci - 1
TimmyHiggy - 1
progmonster - 1

Hall of fame

tick - 8

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #936 on: November 30, 2009, 08:59:58 AM »
Thanks tick!  This should be interesting....


Wait till he gets to the cunnulingus

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #937 on: November 30, 2009, 12:17:56 PM »
the lack of education for the young terrorists really showed when the baby threated to blow her up.
It was close, but this one edged it out.  Your up. :tup

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #938 on: November 30, 2009, 12:21:20 PM »
thank you sir.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #939 on: November 30, 2009, 12:46:46 PM »
"So you better listen up. Bacon & eggs, that's how we roll."

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #940 on: November 30, 2009, 12:48:48 PM »
Kitchen! it's like having your own mcdonald's at home!
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #941 on: November 30, 2009, 12:55:24 PM »
"Don't even think about touching my fucking hot sauce!!!"

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #942 on: November 30, 2009, 01:04:04 PM »


The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

zerogravityfat - 6
kingshegland - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
Zydar - 3
Cool Chris - 3
lonestar - 2
Dark Master Of Sin - 2
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Nick - 2
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bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
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ddtonfire - 1
mizzi - 1
Portrucci - 1
TimmyHiggy - 1
progmonster - 1

Hall of fame

tick - 8


Z grav is one win away from the hall !
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #943 on: November 30, 2009, 01:08:08 PM »
thank you sir.


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Cheap Rolex ripoff 50 dollars
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Amount of money I would need to eat that pile of shit on his plate... Priceless !
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #944 on: November 30, 2009, 01:10:53 PM »
The current Administrations new look uncle Sam, enjoying a hearty breakfast.
Yup. Tick is dead on.  She's not your type.  Move on.   Tick is Obi Wan Kenobi