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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #875 on: November 25, 2009, 11:48:19 AM »
*I didn't see a winner declared, me thinks, if not....*

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #876 on: November 25, 2009, 02:50:01 PM »


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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #877 on: November 25, 2009, 03:56:31 PM »
contact your psychiatrist  if the erection lasts more than 4 milliseconds.
:lol :lol
You are the victor!

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #878 on: November 25, 2009, 04:12:12 PM »
contact your psychiatrist  if the erection lasts more than 4 milliseconds.
:lol :lol
You are the victor!

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #879 on: November 25, 2009, 05:55:53 PM »
thank you :)

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #880 on: November 25, 2009, 06:01:38 PM »
"The new wave of anti-rape devices had a few glitches to begin with."
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #881 on: November 25, 2009, 06:33:45 PM »
thank you :)



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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #882 on: November 25, 2009, 07:18:12 PM »
Go, Go, Tampon....ATTACK!!!

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #883 on: November 26, 2009, 06:01:16 AM »
Why does she have really big Qtips sticking out of her...nevermind.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #884 on: November 26, 2009, 06:04:17 AM »
Lady Gaga when she was younger.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #885 on: November 26, 2009, 06:09:00 AM »
"I'm a goat. You're the sheep."
Clever.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #886 on: November 26, 2009, 08:05:14 AM »
I love the new orchestra conductor.  Very enthusiastic.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #887 on: November 26, 2009, 08:52:02 PM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #888 on: November 26, 2009, 10:21:51 PM »
Sweet. OK, here we go:


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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #889 on: November 26, 2009, 10:30:08 PM »
It wasn't until he put on the Elvis wig that Buttercup saw more than a casual interest in Bill.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #890 on: November 26, 2009, 10:32:42 PM »
No longer selling out in Vegas, Elvis staged his next comeback special in Tijuana. 
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #891 on: November 27, 2009, 06:29:12 AM »


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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #892 on: November 27, 2009, 06:31:54 AM »

Just beyond the crime scene, a bigger offense is about to take place.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #893 on: November 27, 2009, 08:04:30 AM »

When the French authorities found the Illich Ramírez a.k.a "The Jackal", they didn't know that this "animal" was dating another one.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #894 on: November 27, 2009, 08:47:49 AM »
Sweet. OK, here we go:


Elivs, that perv.  He probably has a fried peanut butter and banana sandwich in his speedo.
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #895 on: November 27, 2009, 10:05:03 AM »

"While you're down there..."

Ariich is a freak, or somehow has more hours in the day than everyone else.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #896 on: November 27, 2009, 01:29:12 PM »
elvis is not dead, he's just hanging with buttercup.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #897 on: November 27, 2009, 02:25:44 PM »
"So that's the trick to getting Sally to like me: put some oats in my pants"

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #898 on: November 27, 2009, 04:37:53 PM »
Thank you, thank you very much.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #899 on: November 27, 2009, 04:48:06 PM »
those red apples hold a nasty surprise for sea biscuit.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #900 on: November 27, 2009, 05:36:43 PM »
Sweet. OK, here we go:



The drug sniffing horse finally caught Elvis with his pills stuffed in his crotch.  Busted!
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #901 on: November 27, 2009, 05:52:36 PM »
Horse: "if I was a human, I would be more than adequate"
i heard if you put bread in the rooof of your mouth it means oyu don't cvry when you're shoocppig ononsosni.
<br />/I vea aben told buy   spletn spencer adn timhiggy and that zletar guy to potost gcase imm drunk for the fist imeiiiiiiiiiiiii eoand evryoen ois mkaking funof eme :O(<br />
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #902 on: November 27, 2009, 10:19:48 PM »
Thank you for consulting me. Indeed I can confirm, you are NOT hung like a horse
on par with the anguish one would have from getting unconsensually bent over and buttloved.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #903 on: November 27, 2009, 10:49:47 PM »
Just beyond the crime scene, a bigger offense is about to take place.

w1nner!!!

I sense a David Lynch moment to be exact! LOL

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #904 on: November 28, 2009, 07:55:00 AM »


The Standings...
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kingshegland - 5
zerogravityfat - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
Zydar - 3
Cool Chris - 3
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Nick - 2
rumborak - 1
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lonestar - 1
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mizzi - 1
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progmonster - 1

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tick - 8

Thanks !
Be back with a pic...
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #905 on: November 28, 2009, 07:57:55 AM »
Yup. Tick is dead on.  She's not your type.  Move on.   Tick is Obi Wan Kenobi


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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #906 on: November 28, 2009, 07:59:52 AM »
Too late did Greg realize that what he was snorting wasn't, in fact, the good stuff.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #907 on: November 28, 2009, 08:01:57 AM »
Cannibals get creative

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #908 on: November 28, 2009, 08:40:34 AM »


The Pillsbury Doughboy OD'd on too much blow.

Girls wanted to try the theory,"Roll em in flower and find the wet spot".

This is how Al got the knickname Biscut.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #909 on: November 28, 2009, 09:04:34 AM »


Hello. My name is D.B. Pillsbury, and I'd like to talk to you for a minute about the dangers of Biscuit mix.