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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #840 on: November 23, 2009, 06:06:05 PM »
on par with the anguish one would have from getting unconsensually bent over and buttloved.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #841 on: November 23, 2009, 06:09:05 PM »
And a Democrat officially is in the oval office once again!
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #842 on: November 23, 2009, 06:42:44 PM »
Obama: "I wouldn't mind erecting a National Monument in that Oval Office!"

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #843 on: November 23, 2009, 07:20:15 PM »
good lord those shoes don't go with that dress at all!

someday i will rule two globes!

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #844 on: November 23, 2009, 07:24:20 PM »
newtons 4th law: all male heads experience a torque in the direction of a smokin' hot ass.
i heard if you put bread in the rooof of your mouth it means oyu don't cvry when you're shoocppig ononsosni.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #845 on: November 23, 2009, 07:34:58 PM »


How the President got his groove back.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #846 on: November 24, 2009, 03:38:29 AM »
"Hey mom, you're back!"

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #847 on: November 24, 2009, 05:45:42 AM »
Damn ! That Chelsea Clinton be lookin good.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #848 on: November 24, 2009, 09:38:59 AM »
(Is that Sarkozy? Well… assuming it is…)

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #849 on: November 24, 2009, 10:10:07 AM »
This year, I want rump roast for Thanksgiving dinner.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #850 on: November 24, 2009, 03:16:10 PM »
Oh oh Ive got wood !!!!

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #851 on: November 24, 2009, 05:41:31 PM »
newtons 4th law: all male heads experience a torque in the direction of a smokin' hot ass.

Winnar  :lol
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #852 on: November 24, 2009, 06:20:12 PM »
lol i never thought a physics joke would win!

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #853 on: November 24, 2009, 06:50:50 PM »
lol i never thought a physics joke would win!

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #854 on: November 24, 2009, 07:21:13 PM »


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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #855 on: November 25, 2009, 12:16:47 AM »
"Do these bikinis make us look fat?"
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #856 on: November 25, 2009, 03:51:26 AM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #857 on: November 25, 2009, 03:56:02 AM »
They say the camera adds 10lbs; so just how many cameras were there?

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #858 on: November 25, 2009, 04:15:26 AM »
Annual meeting of "Han Solo makes good wall decor" advocates.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #859 on: November 25, 2009, 04:17:59 AM »
Kama Sutra in Florida

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #860 on: November 25, 2009, 04:19:55 AM »
Listen! Do you smell something?

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #861 on: November 25, 2009, 04:22:23 AM »
Very first splicing of a woman and a pig.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #862 on: November 25, 2009, 05:14:10 AM »
lol i never thought a physics joke would win!

Hold on to your stomachs folks...


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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #863 on: November 25, 2009, 05:37:40 AM »
 A preview of the 2010 Dunkin Donuts calender.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #864 on: November 25, 2009, 06:20:36 AM »
the new relief team for the louisiana area included the new mobile levy team.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #865 on: November 25, 2009, 08:03:34 AM »
The goggles, they do nothing.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #866 on: November 25, 2009, 08:38:45 AM »
I had thought of a good caption but I had to run to the bathroom and throw up as I was bout to write it. Now, I forgot what I was going to say.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #867 on: November 25, 2009, 08:43:40 AM »
goodyear! we bring the sarcasm to your tires.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #868 on: November 25, 2009, 09:14:09 AM »
lol i never thought a physics joke would win!

Hold on to your stomachs folks...


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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #869 on: November 25, 2009, 09:17:47 AM »
do not operate heavy machinery after taking cialis.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #870 on: November 25, 2009, 09:18:50 AM »
contact your psychiatrist  if the erection lasts more than 4 milliseconds.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #871 on: November 25, 2009, 09:24:56 AM »
 :rollin  :rollin  :rollin

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #872 on: November 25, 2009, 11:40:02 AM »
contact your psychiatrist  if the erection lasts more than 4 milliseconds.
Shoot yourself if the word erection even enters your thoughts.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #873 on: November 25, 2009, 11:41:27 AM »


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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #874 on: November 25, 2009, 11:44:57 AM »

Forgive me for posting this now but I just looked at this picture again and wished I had thought of this...

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