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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #805 on: November 21, 2009, 12:09:18 PM »
"These new beastiality circus acts are so cutting edge"
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #806 on: November 21, 2009, 12:14:10 PM »
Rule 34

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #807 on: November 21, 2009, 01:14:30 PM »
I tried to immitate Ace Ventura. Turns out it's harder than it looks.
Everything can, should and will be progressive.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #808 on: November 21, 2009, 01:57:00 PM »
Hey guys, I know you've heard this before, but can you help me get this elephant out of my hair?
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #809 on: November 21, 2009, 02:08:13 PM »
Well Rob, how much longer do you plan to ignore the huge elephant in the room?

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #810 on: November 21, 2009, 02:21:26 PM »
Just when he thought his day couldn't get any worse, the elephant farted.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #811 on: November 21, 2009, 04:07:10 PM »
You never know whats in a pile of Elephant shit.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #812 on: November 22, 2009, 12:27:23 AM »
In South America other methods of torture are used.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #813 on: November 22, 2009, 05:16:06 AM »
Listen...do you smell something?
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #814 on: November 22, 2009, 05:49:28 AM »

Jim's addiction to peanuts had gotten completely out of hand.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #815 on: November 22, 2009, 07:39:57 AM »
look were twinssssssss!!!!








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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #816 on: November 22, 2009, 07:50:21 AM »
I told you that guy would be too rich for Dumbo's sensitive stomach ! He can't digest it.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #817 on: November 22, 2009, 08:00:54 AM »
I'll be back in 24 hours to pick a winner!



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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #818 on: November 22, 2009, 08:29:18 AM »
Dude, couldn't you just use the "search" function?
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #819 on: November 22, 2009, 11:49:36 AM »
Geez Dumbo, what crawled up your ass today?
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #820 on: November 22, 2009, 12:04:37 PM »
"I can see my watch! It's next to his colon!"
"Who cares how it happened, just get me out!"
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #821 on: November 22, 2009, 12:12:43 PM »
Well Rob, how much longer do you plan to ignore the huge elephant in the room?

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Winner! A lot of funny ones this round!

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #822 on: November 22, 2009, 01:39:58 PM »
Yay! ('bout time :P)
Let's see what you make of this:

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #823 on: November 22, 2009, 03:11:06 PM »
The 4th Armored Bovine Regiment. 
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #824 on: November 22, 2009, 05:01:17 PM »
"Men who try their hardest not to stare at goats."

"Heading to war with a sheepish grin."

"Nobody look down! There is a goatsie!"

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #825 on: November 22, 2009, 05:05:02 PM »
"I'm a goat. You're the sheep."

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #826 on: November 22, 2009, 05:42:24 PM »


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Hall of fame

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #827 on: November 22, 2009, 10:06:36 PM »
"Foreplay gone horribly awry."

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #828 on: November 22, 2009, 10:21:19 PM »
Colonel Dolly, set to receive the Victoria Cross.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #829 on: November 22, 2009, 10:25:45 PM »
Stevie Nicks getting the royal treatment on her USO tour.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #830 on: November 23, 2009, 07:15:12 AM »
Yay! ('bout time :P)
Let's see what you make of this:

I'll be back in 24h!

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #831 on: November 23, 2009, 07:21:27 AM »
The military system has gone really ba-a-a-a-a-d since the economy crisis hit.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #832 on: November 23, 2009, 07:36:23 AM »
The men who march with sheep
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #833 on: November 23, 2009, 07:43:21 AM »
Although they wanted for a Lightly Armoured Multi-use Bus, the military should have known better than to assume everyone knows what the acronyms mean.
on par with the anguish one would have from getting unconsensually bent over and buttloved.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #834 on: November 23, 2009, 07:45:40 AM »


UNCLE SAM WANTS EWE!

Nobody knows how Dolly made her rise to Sgt, and nobody dared ask.

Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #835 on: November 23, 2009, 07:58:19 AM »
the mounted welsh regiment.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #836 on: November 23, 2009, 09:04:49 AM »
Lonely military mans sex toy.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #837 on: November 23, 2009, 09:08:09 AM »
Despite all the doubts, it was decided against breaking the tradition to honour the most valuable soldier with the national flag for the "walk of fame".
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #838 on: November 23, 2009, 12:43:00 PM »
Well, it's been about 24h and no-one seems to be posting any more caps, so here's the winner.
There were alot of creative caps, but this one really stood out.

Although they wanted for a Lightly Armoured Multi-use Bus, the military should have known better than to assume everyone knows what the acronyms mean.
:lol

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #839 on: November 23, 2009, 01:00:34 PM »

The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

kingshegland - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
zerogravityfat - 4
Zydar - 3
Cool Chris - 3
Dark Master Of Sin - 2
ariich - 2
Nick - 2
rumborak - 1
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
lonestar - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
YtseBitsySpider - 1
ddtonfire - 1
mizzi - 1
Portrucci - 1


Hall of fame

tick -7
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