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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #700 on: November 13, 2009, 06:26:17 AM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #701 on: November 13, 2009, 06:27:01 AM »
"So Jim, which one of us do you think made her preggers?"

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #702 on: November 13, 2009, 10:30:22 AM »
"I know she's pregnant, but that's an insulting way to say we should turn off our cigarettes."

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #703 on: November 13, 2009, 12:12:56 PM »

In Glasgow, temperatures finally get as high as 3 degrees.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #704 on: November 13, 2009, 02:06:51 PM »


What's that old saying, "she's soaking for two"? ;)
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #705 on: November 13, 2009, 02:18:56 PM »
Shes a maniac, maniac on the floor. and she dancing like she never danced before.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #706 on: November 13, 2009, 02:23:55 PM »
Unable to find a minister willing to do it, Starla performed her own prenatal baptism.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #707 on: November 13, 2009, 02:28:12 PM »
"I know she said she needed a cold shower, but this is ridiculous".

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #708 on: November 13, 2009, 02:34:14 PM »
She stole ma bukkit!
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #709 on: November 13, 2009, 03:04:16 PM »

Ginny had worked in the strip club for years, but when she became pregnant, she found herself working a different circuit. Roy was just hoping she wouldn't get his last match wet.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #710 on: November 13, 2009, 03:08:45 PM »

Come to девочки, Siberia's Hottest Lap-dancing Club!

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #711 on: November 13, 2009, 03:15:44 PM »
"Well past her due date, Beth was willing to try anything to induce labor."

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #712 on: November 13, 2009, 04:17:25 PM »
are you going to talk you son of a bitch! i know you work for osama! admit it!
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #713 on: November 13, 2009, 05:26:03 PM »
Canadians have an entirely different type of baby shower.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #714 on: November 13, 2009, 05:49:39 PM »
sports illustrated continues to confuse readers with things that resemble sports the least.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #715 on: November 14, 2009, 05:36:41 AM »
Wow, Bob and Dog McKenzie are really into some weird shit.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #716 on: November 14, 2009, 07:27:04 AM »


The Standings...
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BlobVanDam - 4
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lonestar - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1

Hall of fame

tick -7

Thank you for my 7th win ! :tup
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #717 on: November 14, 2009, 07:28:55 AM »
Yup. Tick is dead on.  She's not your type.  Move on.   Tick is Obi Wan Kenobi


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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #718 on: November 14, 2009, 07:30:50 AM »


First of all Congrats tick on your HOF!! :tup :tup

And now....

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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #719 on: November 14, 2009, 07:49:41 AM »


"When we said we wanted a more covert bomb delivery system, this isn't quite what we had in mind....."

"May cause drowsiness. Do not operate heavy machinery or transport bombs"

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Tricking the new recruit on his first day of the job - priceless"
Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #720 on: November 14, 2009, 08:46:52 AM »
You stoner! I said get a bong! Not a bomb!

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #721 on: November 14, 2009, 09:19:46 AM »
we dare you to call 'the mother of all bombs' fat, then we'll see what happens.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #722 on: November 15, 2009, 04:55:44 AM »


I have this problem with my jeans. ;)
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #723 on: November 15, 2009, 06:11:48 AM »
Yup. Tick is dead on.  She's not your type.  Move on.   Tick is Obi Wan Kenobi


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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #724 on: November 15, 2009, 06:12:43 AM »


The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

kingshegland - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
zerogravityfat - 3
Zydar - 3
Cool Chris - 2
Dark Master Of Sin - 2
ariich - 2
Nick - 2
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bout to crash - 1
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hefdaddy42 - 1

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tick -7
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #725 on: November 15, 2009, 08:19:58 AM »
Thanks tick!!!!  Here's a new pick!

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #726 on: November 15, 2009, 09:46:39 AM »
 :lol

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #727 on: November 15, 2009, 08:01:00 PM »

Hey officer, you need to back up. Whats the matter, ya can't read moron ?
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #728 on: November 16, 2009, 06:17:57 AM »
the devout christian cop's honesty didn't bode well with his ticketing quota.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #729 on: November 16, 2009, 06:22:28 AM »



World's most epic game of hide and seek.

Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #730 on: November 16, 2009, 02:11:44 PM »
the devout christian cop's honesty didn't bode well with his ticketing quota.

Here's your winner. Congrats zerogravityfat!
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #731 on: November 16, 2009, 02:19:49 PM »



The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

kingshegland - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
zerogravityfat - 4
Zydar - 3
Cool Chris - 2
Dark Master Of Sin - 2
ariich - 2
Nick - 2
rumborak - 1
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
lonestar - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1

Hall of fame

tick -7

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #732 on: November 16, 2009, 02:58:46 PM »
DTF.  More reliable than the AP since 2009. -millahh

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #733 on: November 16, 2009, 04:10:22 PM »


Gay Indian Pride Day.

Even Indians are Lakers fans.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #734 on: November 16, 2009, 04:13:05 PM »

"And in other news, a re-make of Alice In Wonderland is in the works, featuring a gay Mad Hatter with a percentage sign taped to his crotch. Film at eleven"
Wow. His 16th post, and already being sig'd.