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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #595 on: November 05, 2009, 02:07:34 PM »

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #596 on: November 05, 2009, 02:10:24 PM »
Quote from: El Barto on November 05, 2009, 01:20:14 PM

What a stunning display of patheity

I always use a 9 mil. to scratch my package.

All the guns and ammo are real so why can't the guitars be real?

The poor bastard who had to take this picture.  What people will do for money.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #597 on: November 05, 2009, 02:11:50 PM »
Taking overcompensation to the extreme.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #598 on: November 05, 2009, 02:16:36 PM »

"Check out my 8mm. And my collection of guns too."
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #599 on: November 05, 2009, 02:17:04 PM »

At E Harmony, we match people based on the 12 levels of compatibility to make sure you get the perfect match.
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I love sun bathing though I never seem to find the time
I dig outdoor activity's like hunting
I love to play my guitars as often as I can
I love to just lie in bed sometimes and just think
I believe proper hygiene is essential
I love to have nice things as far as home furnishings go
All in all I'm looking for that special someone to share life's tender moments with
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #600 on: November 05, 2009, 02:22:28 PM »
Quote from: lonestar on November 05, 2009, 02:07:00 PM
Quote from: Cool Chris on November 05, 2009, 01:36:07 PM
“Oh my God! What a fabulous room! Are all these your guitars? This place is bigger than our apartment!”
I'm not even going to try and compete with this one.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #601 on: November 05, 2009, 02:24:48 PM »
Quote from: mizzl on November 05, 2009, 02:22:28 PM
Quote from: lonestar on November 05, 2009, 02:07:00 PM
Quote from: Cool Chris on November 05, 2009, 01:36:07 PM
“Oh my God! What a fabulous room! Are all these your guitars? This place is bigger than our apartment!”
I'm not even going to try and compete with this one.
This
Really? I mean, I liked the reference and all, but it doesn't seem to fit the picture all that well.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #602 on: November 05, 2009, 02:29:03 PM »
Quote from: ariich on November 05, 2009, 02:24:48 PM
Quote from: mizzl on November 05, 2009, 02:22:28 PM
Quote from: lonestar on November 05, 2009, 02:07:00 PM
Quote from: Cool Chris on November 05, 2009, 01:36:07 PM
“Oh my God! What a fabulous room! Are all these your guitars? This place is bigger than our apartment!”
I'm not even going to try and compete with this one.
This
Really? I mean, I liked the reference and all, but it doesn't seem to fit the picture all that well.
Agree on both parts.  I even went and watched the scene on youtube to make sure I wasn't overlooking something, and didn't see any connection.  Great reference, but unrelated to the picture.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #603 on: November 05, 2009, 02:31:01 PM »
Quote from: ariich on November 05, 2009, 02:24:48 PM
Quote from: mizzl on November 05, 2009, 02:22:28 PM
Quote from: lonestar on November 05, 2009, 02:07:00 PM
Quote from: Cool Chris on November 05, 2009, 01:36:07 PM
“Oh my God! What a fabulous room! Are all these your guitars? This place is bigger than our apartment!”
I'm not even going to try and compete with this one.
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Really? I mean, I liked the reference and all, but it doesn't seem to fit the picture all that well.
The judge ultimately decides what they find funny so what some may think is hilarious may mean nothing to the judge.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #604 on: November 05, 2009, 02:36:18 PM »
My quote was inspired by Mizzl’s post. I know it isn’t totally relate-able, but considering what a hooker might think upon walking in to this guy’s place made me chuckle so I thought it was worth sharing. No need to further discuss the worthiness of my post. :)


New promo picture for the upcoming Guitar Hero VI: Country & Western Edition
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #605 on: November 05, 2009, 02:38:00 PM »
Quote from: Cool Chris on November 05, 2009, 02:36:18 PM
My quote was inspired by Mizzl’s post. I know it isn’t totally relate-able, but considering what a hooker might think upon walking in to this guy’s place made me chuckle so I thought it was worth sharing. No need to further discuss the worthiness of my post. :)
Don't get me wrong, I liked it, I just thought those guys' reaction was a little odd. :lol

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:rollin Now THAT made me laugh.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #606 on: November 05, 2009, 04:08:38 PM »
Quote from: El Barto on November 05, 2009, 01:20:14 PM

What a stunning display of patheity

Poor Fabio.  Homeless, balding, overweight and livving in a shelter.  This would be a "REAL LIFE" romance book cover.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #607 on: November 06, 2009, 11:28:28 AM »
If you don't like guns, guitar hero, or speedos, we are not a match. 
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #608 on: November 06, 2009, 11:31:38 AM »
Can ya please knock next time mom, I'm just relaxing watching Fox news until Rock of love comes on.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #609 on: November 06, 2009, 11:54:43 AM »
"I think we've found Russell Brand's lost and overweight twin"
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #610 on: November 06, 2009, 01:16:43 PM »
Quote from: Cool Chris on November 05, 2009, 02:36:18 PM
New promo picture for the upcoming Guitar Hero VI: Country & Western Edition
I didn't much care for the One of My Turns caption, but this one was pretty good. 
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #611 on: November 06, 2009, 01:42:46 PM »
Another episode in the El Barto & Cool Chris Show! I actually thought “If you don't like guns, guitar hero, or speedos, we are not a match” was the best this round.

Damn, hard to find a picture while I'm at work….


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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #612 on: November 06, 2009, 01:53:53 PM »
Jim, cum quick we need you !
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #613 on: November 06, 2009, 02:01:09 PM »
Hey, it's my turn now!
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #614 on: November 06, 2009, 02:16:17 PM »
Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a fluffer.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #615 on: November 06, 2009, 02:24:54 PM »
What does the, (some NSFW) In the title of this thread mean ?
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #616 on: November 06, 2009, 02:25:29 PM »
Some Not Safe For Work
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #617 on: November 06, 2009, 02:30:24 PM »
With the mind transference wearing off, Dr. Lester knew what she needed to do.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #618 on: November 06, 2009, 02:31:17 PM »
Quote from: El Barto on November 06, 2009, 02:16:17 PM
Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a fluffer.

Jesus. When I first saw this picture, that was exactly the quote I thought of, word for word.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #619 on: November 06, 2009, 02:37:53 PM »
Sir, we have a problem: a cockeating shapeshifter just escaped from the brig!
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #620 on: November 06, 2009, 02:38:44 PM »

The Standings...
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kingshegland - 4
tick - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
zerogravityfat - 3
Zydar - 3
Cool Chris - 2
Dark Master Of Sin - 2
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millahh - 1
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #621 on: November 06, 2009, 02:49:25 PM »
"Attention.  Yeoman Rand, please report to deck 12, section 23."
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #622 on: November 06, 2009, 03:02:14 PM »
Dammit Jim, the script called for a green bitch.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #623 on: November 06, 2009, 04:57:54 PM »
Quote from: Cool Chris on November 06, 2009, 01:42:46 PM
Another episode in the El Barto & Cool Chris Show! I actually thought “If you don't like guns, guitar hero, or speedos, we are not a match” was the best this round.

Damn, hard to find a picture while I'm at work….




She's Dead Jim.

Doctor's order Jim.  A little stress relief.

Now we know why William Shatner talks like he does with that dramatic pause.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #624 on: November 06, 2009, 05:33:55 PM »
the Star Trek themed porno took a turn for the worse when Captain Cock got his Kirk bitten off by a female member of the cast.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #625 on: November 06, 2009, 09:32:10 PM »
Can't it wait doc I'm getting a blow job.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #626 on: November 06, 2009, 09:38:51 PM »
Quote from: El Barto on November 06, 2009, 02:30:24 PM
With the mind transference wearing off, Dr. Lester knew what she needed to do.

Kudos for recognizing the episode and the character.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #627 on: November 07, 2009, 12:00:39 PM »
Props to El Barto for A) coming up with the exact caption I thought of and B) the Dr. Lester reference, but this made me laugh the most, mostly because of the unexpectedness of it, I think.

Quote from: lonestar on November 06, 2009, 03:02:14 PM
Dammit Jim, the script called for a green bitch.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #628 on: November 07, 2009, 12:34:16 PM »
Quote from: Cool Chris on November 07, 2009, 12:00:39 PM
Props to El Barto for A) coming up with the exact caption I thought of and B) the Dr. Lester reference, but this made me laugh the most, mostly because of the unexpectedness of it, I think.

Quote from: lonestar on November 06, 2009, 03:02:14 PM
Dammit Jim, the script called for a green bitch.
Bout f'n time I won.  I'll post a pic in about an hour or so, got some shit to do now.  Thanks Chris.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #629 on: November 07, 2009, 01:33:08 PM »

The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

kingshegland - 4
tick - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
El Barto - 4
zerogravityfat - 3
Zydar - 3
Cool Chris - 2
Dark Master Of Sin - 2
ariich - 2
rumborak - 1
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
Nick - 1
lonestar - 1

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