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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #560 on: November 03, 2009, 11:11:58 AM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #561 on: November 03, 2009, 11:15:00 AM »
Thanks Rich, glad you liked mine. :lol

As for this one-

"For some reason Jim's idea for an 'On a Boat' video parody didn't work out too well.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #562 on: November 03, 2009, 11:24:05 AM »
Will he sink or float? VOTE NOW!
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #563 on: November 03, 2009, 04:49:53 PM »
Quote from: El Barto on November 03, 2009, 07:48:30 AM


It was sink or swim for Al. 30 days out on the seas and he just took his last bite of Frank.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #564 on: November 03, 2009, 10:32:56 PM »


The hardest part was finding a pizza place that delivered to Shamu's holding tank.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #565 on: November 03, 2009, 10:48:16 PM »
Jim finally lost enough weight to not hit the bottom, but his pizza-eating celebration was about to turn tragic...
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #566 on: November 03, 2009, 10:54:30 PM »


Mike Portnoy really let himself go in his later years
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #567 on: November 04, 2009, 12:05:26 PM »
Its time Barto.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #568 on: November 04, 2009, 12:10:40 PM »
Sorry.  Forgot.
Quote from: Cool Chris on November 03, 2009, 09:33:33 AM
Once Gilligan left him for Manuel, the Peruvian interior designer, and the press got word of his dubious ‘Three Hour Tours’, the Skipper just let himself go.
I think it's awkwardly phrased, but it's still the best concept. 
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #569 on: November 04, 2009, 12:48:57 PM »
Are you questioning my Engrish??

Finally I am on the board! And in honor of it’s 40th Anniversary…


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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #570 on: November 04, 2009, 12:50:40 PM »
Oh my god I'm so scared: What is Bert doing with that bottle of beer? He's not going to drink it, is he?
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #571 on: November 04, 2009, 01:07:33 PM »


c is for cookie, got that punk?
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #572 on: November 04, 2009, 01:11:17 PM »
Bowing to accusations from the right that PBS is too liberal, Sesame Street is re-branded to reflect the more traditional Amerika. 
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #573 on: November 04, 2009, 01:15:35 PM »
Hey! Wanna rape?
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #574 on: November 04, 2009, 01:15:56 PM »

"As the tension mounts, Elmo threatens to shoot himself in the ankle."

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #575 on: November 04, 2009, 01:18:17 PM »
hey little girl, wanna learn how to spell rape?
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #576 on: November 04, 2009, 01:29:43 PM »
"C is for Criminal - that's good enough for me!"
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #577 on: November 04, 2009, 01:30:34 PM »
Zydar you have a new avatar! It looks better
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #578 on: November 04, 2009, 01:31:10 PM »
Thanks, yeah I think it looks better too.

Time! For! Change!
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #579 on: November 04, 2009, 01:33:04 PM »
the tough economy even affected the previously safe sesame street. now even number counting vampires won't come near it.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #580 on: November 04, 2009, 01:33:38 PM »
Quote from: Cool Chris on November 04, 2009, 12:48:57 PM

Wow, someone must've eaten their oatmeal this morning; they look pissed.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #581 on: November 04, 2009, 01:36:58 PM »
you think you can short change a puppet? well say hello to my little friends.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #582 on: November 04, 2009, 01:44:01 PM »
Had enough unibrow jokes.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #583 on: November 04, 2009, 01:46:40 PM »
The actual circumstances concerning Mr. Hooper's death were quickly covered up.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #584 on: November 04, 2009, 02:06:14 PM »
That Sesame Street sign is obviously photoshopped..
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #585 on: November 04, 2009, 02:08:50 PM »
Quote from: Cool Chris on November 04, 2009, 12:48:57 PM
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That biatch Snufalufagus Snorted all of our coke!!!  That  Mother F___ing monster is DEAD!!

This is the Bizaro episode of Sesame St. with special guess Mixelplix!

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #586 on: November 05, 2009, 12:59:24 PM »
Quote from: El Barto on November 04, 2009, 01:11:17 PM
Bowing to accusations from the right that PBS is too liberal, Sesame Street is re-branded to reflect the more traditional Amerika. 

Quote from: El Barto on November 04, 2009, 01:46:40 PM
The actual circumstances concerning Mr. Hooper's death were quickly covered up.

These were my Top 2, and coincidentally submitted by the same person.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #587 on: November 05, 2009, 01:20:14 PM »

What a stunning display of patheity
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #588 on: November 05, 2009, 01:28:07 PM »
*waiting for John Petrucci joke*
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #589 on: November 05, 2009, 01:30:53 PM »
Wow! Look at that amazing display of guitars!
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #590 on: November 05, 2009, 01:36:07 PM »
“Oh my God! What a fabulous room! Are all these your guitars? This place is bigger than our apartment!”
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #591 on: November 05, 2009, 01:37:56 PM »

Moments later, Barry regretted leaving the safety catch off.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #592 on: November 05, 2009, 01:38:46 PM »
Quote from: Cool Chris on November 05, 2009, 01:36:07 PM
“Oh my God! What a fabulous room! Are all these your guitars? This place is bigger than our apartment!”
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol you are awesome
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #593 on: November 05, 2009, 01:44:31 PM »
the thong really ties the room together.


bobby waited for too long to pull off his high school shooting rampage plan.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #594 on: November 05, 2009, 02:07:00 PM »
Quote from: Cool Chris on November 05, 2009, 01:36:07 PM
“Oh my God! What a fabulous room! Are all these your guitars? This place is bigger than our apartment!”
I'm not even going to try and compete with this one.
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