Author Topic: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW) (Read 523602 times)

bout to crash · « **Reply #525 on:** November 01, 2009, 07:20:28 PM »

"These should do it... but if you still want to fit a few more in, we'll slaughter another."

"That's our proud founder, Monty. He loved sausage so much, he asked us to stuff his body and leave it this way so he could greet all of our future employees tour guests. If you get really creeped out you can cover him with the tarp, but not when Dennis is around."

King Postwhore · « **Reply #526 on:** November 02, 2009, 06:51:41 AM »

Quote from: tick on November 01, 2009, 06:13:53 AM

Thank Nick. Here ya go folks, dig in !

Boy those Strong Men competitions are getting stranger by the minute.

Tick · « **Reply #527 on:** November 02, 2009, 07:08:20 AM »

Quote from: BlobVanDam on November 01, 2009, 06:26:50 AM

"When you see the Ron Jeremy Sausage..........."

"Jim's catering choice for the feminists conference proved to be an unpopular one"

I'm going to go with Blobs second one. Your up !
We have a wiener !

BlobVanDam · « **Reply #528 on:** November 02, 2009, 07:13:23 AM »

Thanks tick

Tick · « **Reply #529 on:** November 02, 2009, 07:14:00 AM »

The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

kingshegland - 4
tick - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
zerogravityfat - 3
Zydar - 3
El Barto - 2
Dark Master Of Sin - 2
ariich - 2
rumborak - 1
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
Nick - 1

zerogravityfat · « **Reply #530 on:** November 02, 2009, 07:39:40 AM »

do you see the amount of work i have to do? i feel like crap!

Tick · « **Reply #531 on:** November 02, 2009, 08:12:51 AM »

I traveled through the city sewer system for a week to wind up here ? What a dump !

zerogravityfat · « **Reply #532 on:** November 02, 2009, 08:15:30 AM »

and that's how turd ferguson was born. true story.

Space Invader · « **Reply #533 on:** November 02, 2009, 09:56:09 AM »

"Why can't I get flushed away?"
"Since the bathtub was too crowded, I though I'd stick him in the John and flush. What are the odds of this?"
"Kept the lid up did ya? That's my boy!"

mizzl · « **Reply #534 on:** November 02, 2009, 10:02:20 AM »

Quote from: BlobVanDam on November 02, 2009, 07:13:23 AM

Thanks tick

Help me! My mommy and daddy don't like me anymore!

El Barto · « **Reply #535 on:** November 02, 2009, 10:15:53 AM »

I called the plumber, but he said there's nothing he could do while the kids still alive and to call back next week.

zerogravityfat · « **Reply #536 on:** November 02, 2009, 10:17:53 AM »

somebody had to come up with the life in the gutter saying.

Cool Chris · « **Reply #537 on:** November 02, 2009, 10:33:50 AM »

Not really a caption, but what is all that shit doing in the bathtub?

And seriously, is anyone else regularly participating in this contest who has ZERO points, or is it just me?

cthrubuoy · « **Reply #538 on:** November 02, 2009, 10:35:41 AM »

Little Timmy's mother was obviously never informed of the correct way to perform a bowl haircut on her child.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #539 on:** November 02, 2009, 10:51:05 AM »

Quote from: BlobVanDam on November 02, 2009, 07:13:23 AM

Thanks tick

Boy, what a shity situation!

Mr. Hankey's son Cornie.

Redneck bath.

Nick · « **Reply #540 on:** November 02, 2009, 11:45:49 AM »

Does anyone else think that is a completely inappropriate place to store old newspapers?

ariich · « **Reply #541 on:** November 02, 2009, 12:31:09 PM »

Quote from: Nick on November 02, 2009, 11:45:49 AM

Does anyone else think that is a completely inappropriate place to store old newspapers?

I assume this isn't even a caption, but I think it should still win because it made me laugh more than anything else in this thread!

lonestar · « **Reply #542 on:** November 02, 2009, 02:21:00 PM »

"NOOOO MOMMY, DON"T FLUSH IT, I"LL BE GOOD!!!!"

King Postwhore · « **Reply #543 on:** November 02, 2009, 02:23:03 PM »

Quote from: BlobVanDam on November 02, 2009, 07:13:23 AM

Thanks tick

Randy Marsh, "This baby is only 25 courics I've taken bigger dumps before".

King Postwhore · « **Reply #544 on:** November 02, 2009, 04:10:35 PM »

Quote from: BlobVanDam on November 02, 2009, 07:13:23 AM

Thanks tick

This gives a whole new meaning to dropping the kids off at the pool.

bout to crash · « **Reply #545 on:** November 02, 2009, 07:24:41 PM »

Little Timmy Finnegan longed to escape to a place where it didn't smell like cats and he could take a bath without a bunch of crap in the tub.

Instead, he got his foot stuck in the shit-stained toilet and screamed as his parents took photos and laughed.

ZachyDou · « **Reply #546 on:** November 02, 2009, 07:27:17 PM »

Quote from: kingshmegland on November 02, 2009, 04:10:35 PM

This gives a whole new meaning to dropping the kids off at the pool.

Tick · « **Reply #547 on:** November 03, 2009, 07:03:15 AM »

Goodbye cold cruel world ! Flush me now !

Zydar · « **Reply #548 on:** November 03, 2009, 07:19:46 AM »

"Okay okay, I promise to eat up my vegetables!!"

BlobVanDam · « **Reply #549 on:** November 03, 2009, 07:20:31 AM »

If my calculations are correct, it's been 24 hours. And I have to go with this one from El Barto-

Quote from: El Barto on November 02, 2009, 10:15:53 AM

I called the plumber, but he said there's nothing he could do while the kids still alive and to call back next week.

El Barto · « **Reply #550 on:** November 03, 2009, 07:48:30 AM »

Tick · « **Reply #551 on:** November 03, 2009, 07:55:40 AM »

Fat guy in a little boat. Fat guy in a little boat.

Tick · « **Reply #552 on:** November 03, 2009, 07:56:54 AM »

The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

kingshegland - 4
tick - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
zerogravityfat - 3
Zydar - 3
El Barto - 3
Dark Master Of Sin - 2
ariich - 2
rumborak - 1
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
Nick - 1

mizzl · « **Reply #553 on:** November 03, 2009, 08:51:33 AM »

Dude, he's about to cra... I mean drown.

zerogravityfat · « **Reply #554 on:** November 03, 2009, 08:53:55 AM »

"the fat boat; just add black beans".

"Lochness monster found the perfect camouflage to lose all the annoying hunters."

Cool Chris · « **Reply #555 on:** November 03, 2009, 09:33:33 AM »

Once Gilligan left him for Manuel, the Peruvian interior designer, and the press got word of his dubious ‘Three Hour Tours’, the Skipper just let himself go.

Tick · « **Reply #556 on:** November 03, 2009, 10:48:31 AM »

Giligans island or bust !

mizzl · « **Reply #557 on:** November 03, 2009, 10:49:57 AM »

If that guy doesn't drown, I'm sure the gravitational laws have changed.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #558 on:** November 03, 2009, 10:57:05 AM »

Quote from: El Barto on November 03, 2009, 07:48:30 AM

He wore the doo rag to make it make his ride more aerodynamic.

Tick · « **Reply #559 on:** November 03, 2009, 11:09:47 AM »

Jim's one man cruise line had one hell of an all you can eat buffet.

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Author Topic: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW) (Read 523602 times)