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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #490 on: October 29, 2009, 06:44:51 PM »
"This camo is win. All I need to do is say "Sniper!" and do a barrel roll. That makes it a win camo. Awesome."
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #491 on: October 29, 2009, 06:50:10 PM »
Hands off the panda!

(I'm sure noone even knows what I'm quoting with that)

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #492 on: October 29, 2009, 06:58:31 PM »
Hands off the panda!

(I'm sure noone even knows what I'm quoting with that)

then it's not a very good quote is it?
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #493 on: October 29, 2009, 11:41:54 PM »
Ohh
Oh Jackie, always jumping to the most homoerotic possibility.

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #494 on: October 30, 2009, 07:09:56 AM »
"This camo is win. All I need to do is say "Sniper!" and do a barrel roll. That makes it a win camo. Awesome."

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #495 on: October 30, 2009, 07:15:05 AM »


The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

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zerogravityfat - 3
Zydar - 3
tick - 3
BlobVanDam - 3
El Barto - 2
Dark Master Of Sin - 2
ariich - 2
rumborak - 1
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #496 on: October 30, 2009, 08:26:56 AM »
Ok, I suppose it's winner time.
It was a close call, but I'm going to go with this one from Nick-
Trying to lighten their image the US Armed Service declared this year that trick or treat would be mandatory.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #497 on: October 30, 2009, 09:15:20 AM »
Alright, going to search out a picture. :D
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #498 on: October 30, 2009, 09:23:38 AM »
Alright, I think I found one.

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #499 on: October 30, 2009, 09:27:22 AM »
"Nick didn't quite fully understand what smoked bacon was, but damned if he wasn't gonna try his hardest to figure it out."
Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #500 on: October 30, 2009, 09:29:06 AM »


"pink floyd demanded their name be erased from the shot to avoid being associated with so much fail."

"smoked ham."

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #501 on: October 30, 2009, 09:34:20 AM »
"You take one more step and I'll snap the pig's neck, see?"

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #502 on: October 30, 2009, 09:41:28 AM »
Some forum members take drastic measures to avoid posting in the ‘Official Lonely Hearts Club’ thread.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #503 on: October 30, 2009, 10:54:20 AM »
Dr. Evil, inventor of the Swine flu.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #504 on: October 30, 2009, 10:55:37 AM »

The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

kingshegland - 4
zerogravityfat - 3
Zydar - 3
tick - 3
BlobVanDam - 3
El Barto - 2
Dark Master Of Sin - 2
ariich - 2
rumborak - 1
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
Nick - 1
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #505 on: October 30, 2009, 11:16:31 AM »
7 asses minus 6 leaves Nick and a pig. 
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #506 on: October 30, 2009, 11:43:05 AM »
Alright, I think I found one.



Nick's evil plot to take over Jimmy Dean.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #507 on: October 30, 2009, 11:45:32 AM »
As usual, Nick didn't fully understand the term 'porking'.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #508 on: October 30, 2009, 12:00:20 PM »
Alright, I think I found one.



Nick Makes Love to a Pig

Tonight is Right for Love
Tonight is right for love,
You know I wanna touch you where Miss Piggy don't go.
Tonight is right for love,
Love gravy...
Expression love so sweet,
You know I wanna love you like a pig in heat,
Tonight is right for love,
Love gravy...
Ooooh, tonight, ohhhh, it's right,
Ooooh, tonight is right for love,
love gravy...
Tonight is right for love,
Love graaaaaavyyyy.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #509 on: October 30, 2009, 02:52:32 PM »
"Trust me sweetie, this won't hurt a bit."

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #510 on: October 30, 2009, 05:54:49 PM »
"Ive got swine. But damn if that's gonna kill me. I'm gonna smoke cigars till' I croak!"
"No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die. Hahahhha! Ok, you just stay there and die quietly while Piggy and I go take our nap...."
« Last Edit: October 30, 2009, 08:17:04 PM by Space Invader »
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #511 on: October 31, 2009, 04:52:54 AM »
"Try moving and I'll snap your neck..."

Ariich is a freak, or somehow has more hours in the day than everyone else.
I be am boner inducing.

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #512 on: October 31, 2009, 07:19:17 AM »
And I say baby... its 3 am I must be lonely.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #513 on: November 01, 2009, 03:53:05 AM »
And I say baby... its 3 am I must be lonely.

Wow, up until just now I was going to pick Blobbers to win, but I love the first Matchbox 20 album and that was an awesome reference so you sir, are our winner.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #514 on: November 01, 2009, 06:12:32 AM »


The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

kingshegland - 4
tick - 4
zerogravityfat - 3
Zydar - 3
BlobVanDam - 3
El Barto - 2
Dark Master Of Sin - 2
ariich - 2
rumborak - 1
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
Nick - 1

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #515 on: November 01, 2009, 06:13:53 AM »
Thank Nick. Here ya go folks, dig in !
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #516 on: November 01, 2009, 06:19:34 AM »
"And to think, people laughed at me when I told them a Cow penis butchery was in high demand!"
on par with the anguish one would have from getting unconsensually bent over and buttloved.

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #517 on: November 01, 2009, 06:23:38 AM »
"Can't understand why the ladies giggle when I say that everyday is a sausage fest".
Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #518 on: November 01, 2009, 06:26:50 AM »
"When you see the Ron Jeremy Sausage..........."

"Jim's catering choice for the feminists conference proved to be an unpopular one"
Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #519 on: November 01, 2009, 06:47:19 AM »
Thank Nick. Here ya go folks, dig in !


When did Harvey Dent start selling Sausages?
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #520 on: November 01, 2009, 10:37:20 AM »
Omg, the last two :lol

::thinks::
Oh Jackie, always jumping to the most homoerotic possibility.

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #521 on: November 01, 2009, 11:31:55 AM »


"kansas city gay parade was more crowded than expected."

"alaskan sex toy store"

"psychopaths like to keep a souvenir from their victims"

"move over eating contest, here comes the stuffing contest"
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #522 on: November 01, 2009, 12:31:44 PM »
And the liposuction on Sally Struthers isn't even finished yet!
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #523 on: November 01, 2009, 12:36:27 PM »


"LOL, where is mine?!!"


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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #524 on: November 01, 2009, 02:38:32 PM »
When his friend told him they were going to a sausage farm, Big Gay Al got all excited.