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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #455 on: October 27, 2009, 01:00:55 PM »
I've collected 12 jugs but seriously, I think this breastmilk might be off...

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #456 on: October 27, 2009, 01:04:35 PM »
"The pretzels really make me thirsty!"
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #457 on: October 27, 2009, 02:15:16 PM »
Cheers !


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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #458 on: October 27, 2009, 07:42:13 PM »
Cheers !


Wow!  The St. Pauli girl has gone to hell.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #459 on: October 27, 2009, 08:13:47 PM »
 :lol :lol :lol
Oh Jackie, always jumping to the most homoerotic possibility.

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #460 on: October 28, 2009, 07:00:38 AM »
Cheers !


This is how Germans get their flu shots.
This was a tough choice indeed, but I can only choose one, and I thought this was excellent. :biggrin:
Your up King, if you need someone to post a pic let us know ? :tup
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #461 on: October 28, 2009, 07:14:13 AM »
Thanks tick!!!  I have a pic ready!

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #462 on: October 28, 2009, 07:18:36 AM »
Hiding in plain view always works for my keys and sunglasses


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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #463 on: October 28, 2009, 07:23:58 AM »

The Standings...
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4th win for the King !
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #464 on: October 28, 2009, 08:09:43 AM »
Thanks tick!!!  I have a pic ready!


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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #465 on: October 28, 2009, 08:44:12 AM »
"Uhhh..."
Oh Jackie, always jumping to the most homoerotic possibility.

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #466 on: October 28, 2009, 09:08:27 AM »
"Oh God, where is the commercial break when you need one?"

"And now over to Karen with the weather report - I think my future's pretty cloudy now, huh?"
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« Reply #467 on: October 28, 2009, 09:23:16 AM »
Damn ! I guess we all do look alike. Perhaps I should get the fuck out of here ?
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #468 on: October 28, 2009, 09:49:55 AM »
Again, I'm sorry to have to use news time to look for a rapist to fullfil my fantasy, but no rapist comes near a big black man like me!
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« Reply #469 on: October 28, 2009, 09:53:30 AM »


After the success of "America's Next Top Model", UPN unfortunately cops much negative criticism for their latest reality show, "Rapist Search"
Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #470 on: October 28, 2009, 11:35:52 AM »
"On a lighter note..."

Ariich is a freak, or somehow has more hours in the day than everyone else.
I be am boner inducing.

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #471 on: October 28, 2009, 12:16:15 PM »
I’ll take ‘The Rapist Search’ for $600 please, Alex.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #472 on: October 28, 2009, 12:24:20 PM »
ok cmon it's not racist when i say all black people look alike, seriously that's not me.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #473 on: October 28, 2009, 12:29:56 PM »
*reading the teleprompter*

"This just in: I raped a woman last night in downtown's central park......oh. Shit. Yeah, about that..."

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #474 on: October 28, 2009, 03:20:19 PM »
...The Fuck?
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #475 on: October 29, 2009, 07:18:31 AM »
Man, this was a tough one. It was a toss up between Blob, El Barto @ Cool Chris but the winner is.......................... BlobVanDam! Congrats!
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #476 on: October 29, 2009, 07:39:50 AM »
Awesome. Thanks :D

First pic I found.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #477 on: October 29, 2009, 10:01:33 AM »
Awesome. Thanks :D

First pic I found.


The government's new camo in the war against China.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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« Reply #478 on: October 29, 2009, 10:20:41 AM »


bioterrorism is not for amateurs.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #479 on: October 29, 2009, 10:33:44 AM »
Disneyland got nuked.

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #480 on: October 29, 2009, 12:07:01 PM »
pandas WANT you to think they are endangered, the joke's on us.
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« Reply #481 on: October 29, 2009, 12:24:03 PM »
Some might consider us over-cautious, but here at the San Diego Zoo, we take the care of our animals very seriously. 
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« Reply #482 on: October 29, 2009, 01:18:07 PM »
Once Vince McMahon saw what he was up against in the World Wildlife Fund, he knew he stood no chance of retaining the name WWF.
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« Reply #483 on: October 29, 2009, 01:19:39 PM »
WINNER!

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« Reply #484 on: October 29, 2009, 02:00:20 PM »
"Panda Software presents the new manual virus removal system".
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« Reply #485 on: October 29, 2009, 02:22:25 PM »
Awesome. Thanks :D

First pic I found.


The cover for the new Megadeath childrens album, "The Panda has Failed".
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #486 on: October 29, 2009, 02:27:20 PM »
Try to steal my bamboo now !
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #487 on: October 29, 2009, 02:28:24 PM »
The US Army's testing of psilocybin mushrooms as a truth serum went terribly wrong when this Japanese prisoner (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffDPTKn7HiY) broke out of his cell, robbed a sleeping Private Gary Robbins of his gear, and wandered out onto the tank lot for "Family Open House Day," grabbing three-year-old Bobby Burns from his screaming mother's arms and making him spin in circles until he vomited while hysterically laughing.  
Oh Jackie, always jumping to the most homoerotic possibility.

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #488 on: October 29, 2009, 02:28:51 PM »
"Iraqi Disney World" the Middle Easts new family fun destination was getting mixed reviews. Still the little ones thought Peter Panda was a hoot, and the lines were fairly short. The parks new theme song was an immediate hit. "When your bombed inside a car, makes no difference who you are. Anything your heart desires can be with you."
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #489 on: October 29, 2009, 06:40:25 PM »
Trying to lighten their image the US Armed Service declared this year that trick or treat would be mandatory.
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