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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #385 on: October 21, 2009, 07:04:49 PM »


Better?

The look on the guys face in the blue tells me he's just been goosed.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #386 on: October 22, 2009, 04:10:33 PM »

As time went on, the others began to wonder why they had Jimmy the Mime in their barbershop quintet.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #387 on: October 23, 2009, 01:29:01 AM »
Haha awesome :D

I'm on the train to work at the moment, but I'll try and find a new pic at lunch :)

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #388 on: October 23, 2009, 06:28:59 AM »
Haha awesome :D

I'm on the train to work at the moment, but I'll try and find a new pic at lunch :)

well hurry the hell up, some of us have work to do, bhahahahahahhaha ok i couldn't keep that up.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #389 on: October 23, 2009, 06:36:13 AM »

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #390 on: October 23, 2009, 06:38:34 AM »


"the intelligence now suggests that iran has significant air power to deliver nuclear bombs."

"the flinstones claimed their undisputed world dominance with their newly founded air force."

"which one of you asshole engineers put the cockpit eject button and the cockpit shrink button next to each other? goddamit."

"the blue humans were no blue angels but they sure kept a tight formation."
« Last Edit: October 23, 2009, 06:46:52 AM by zerogravityfat »
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #391 on: October 23, 2009, 06:41:10 AM »

Usain Bolt used for clean kerosine alternative
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #392 on: October 23, 2009, 06:41:31 AM »


"Severe cut backs in the Air Force's budget leads to creative new plane designs"

"Under the radar taken a bit too literally"

"This year's air show was somewhat lacking, but I can't quite put my finger on it......"

"Local primary school wins contract for new Air Force training sim technology"
Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #393 on: October 23, 2009, 06:45:17 AM »


Governement plan to combine army training with prevention of obesitas needs more work.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #394 on: October 23, 2009, 07:00:20 AM »

The film makers who are making in millions for there film Paranormal Activity, have decided to try again with an 11,000 remake of Top Gun.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #395 on: October 23, 2009, 07:02:11 AM »
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #396 on: October 23, 2009, 07:02:59 AM »
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #397 on: October 23, 2009, 09:31:41 AM »
"Yeh I know about Health and safety, but I think we look really stupid in these helmets dude..."

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #398 on: October 23, 2009, 09:34:19 AM »
"You can be my wingman anytime".
Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #399 on: October 23, 2009, 10:54:21 AM »
"We ARE the Canadian Air Force. Fear Us."
Everything can, should and will be progressive.

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #400 on: October 23, 2009, 01:13:15 PM »
"We ARE the Canadian Air Force. Fear Us."
Win.

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #401 on: October 23, 2009, 04:05:25 PM »
You are now free to jog around the country.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #402 on: October 23, 2009, 04:27:44 PM »
In the event of a water landing your ass may be used as a flotation device.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #403 on: October 23, 2009, 04:34:50 PM »


Boy, has Survivor run out of ideas for their challenges.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #404 on: October 23, 2009, 04:38:15 PM »
Jesus Christ himself* comes down amidst a choir of 2 billion angels singing Handel's Hallelujah chorus. As KrotchRaut shred randomly on guitars made of dragon bones using picks made from God's kidney stones, Jesus heals a blind woman who promptly gives birth onstage to a creation of pure light.

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #405 on: October 23, 2009, 06:44:50 PM »
"No wonder the attempted reenactment of the first flight failed"

or

"After the war seemed lost, Hitler still tried to fight on!"

or

"We knew Pearl Harbor II seemed like a bad idea, but we didn't know they would cut our budget this much!"
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #406 on: October 23, 2009, 09:07:58 PM »
"WAIT ! COME BACK ! I THINK MY 6 YEAR OLD SON IS HIDING IN THE COCKPIT !"
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #407 on: October 24, 2009, 10:40:32 AM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #408 on: October 24, 2009, 11:00:13 AM »
:lol Tick's last entry was great, but I'm afraid it was this one that made me chuckle the most:

"Severe cut backs in the Air Force's budget leads to creative new plane designs"

Congrats Blob! Sending PM now.

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #409 on: October 24, 2009, 11:01:16 AM »
The Standings...
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #410 on: October 24, 2009, 11:08:02 AM »
:D
Lucky you got me right before I went to bed.
This one seemed appropriate for the time of year-

Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #411 on: October 24, 2009, 11:12:39 AM »

"Get the hell out of my yard!"

"And I'd have gotten away with it, if it weren't for those pesky kids!"

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #412 on: October 24, 2009, 11:33:28 AM »
"I'm Rick James Bitch!!"

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #413 on: October 24, 2009, 11:41:54 AM »
"Madness? THIS.... IS..... HALLOWEEEEEN!"
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #414 on: October 24, 2009, 12:37:18 PM »
"Calvin has decided that snowmen are not enough."

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"Trick or treat, bitch"

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"Are you feeling lucky Punk...mpkin?"
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #415 on: October 24, 2009, 04:46:20 PM »
FROSTY THE SNOWMAN AINT GOT NUTHIN ON ME !
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #416 on: October 24, 2009, 08:36:08 PM »
:D
Lucky you got me right before I went to bed.
This one seemed appropriate for the time of year-



ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!!!  ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!!!!!!!
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #417 on: October 24, 2009, 08:55:54 PM »
Hands up? But... I just found him like this, I swear!
Oh Jackie, always jumping to the most homoerotic possibility.

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #418 on: October 25, 2009, 08:59:48 AM »
:D
Lucky you got me right before I went to bed.
This one seemed appropriate for the time of year-



Again Spinal Tap lost their new drummer Pumpinhead to spontaneous combustion.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #419 on: October 25, 2009, 07:09:56 PM »
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