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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #315 on: October 18, 2009, 11:17:34 AM »

James Labrie learns at a young age that he can hit an F#.

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #316 on: October 18, 2009, 12:45:05 PM »
 :rollin  :lol  :rollin

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #317 on: October 18, 2009, 02:58:01 PM »

Billy knew at a very early age he wanted to be a death metal rocker...
"MOTHER ! IF YOU GIVE ME ANOTHER SHITTY HAIRCUT, I WILL CARVE YOUR HEART OUT OF YOUR CHEST WITH A BUTTER KNIFE AND FEED IT TO THE DOG, YOU WRENCHED BITCH !!!"
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #318 on: October 18, 2009, 03:32:52 PM »
Shelly should've known giving her son guitar lessons wasn't a good idea.

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #319 on: October 18, 2009, 04:37:22 PM »
LSD night was not as tasty as the spaghetti night, but it sure was fun.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #320 on: October 18, 2009, 05:13:41 PM »
Dwight had his charm, even as a young child.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #321 on: October 18, 2009, 05:39:41 PM »
"Dad, pull up your pants. Stop having sex with a Chicken !"
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #322 on: October 18, 2009, 07:53:33 PM »


keep your pants on old man, it's not the solo yet.

they knew there was something wrong with little jimmy when his dad took his clothes off and he got wood.

Jack Black kicked ass as a kid too!
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #323 on: October 18, 2009, 09:10:40 PM »

A scene from Rob Zombies new horror movie.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #324 on: October 19, 2009, 08:28:27 AM »
If little Billy's music had this effect on his dad, just imagine what he and his guitar could do with the ladies in his teens.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #325 on: October 19, 2009, 08:43:37 AM »
We will return to Captain Spaulding's Dance Party after these brief commercial messages.
Argument, the presentation of reasonable views, never makes headway against conviction, and conviction takes no part in argument because it knows.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #326 on: October 19, 2009, 10:03:43 AM »
Swooping in at the last minute for the win:

If little Billy's music had this effect on his dad, just imagine what he and his guitar could do with the ladies in his teens.

Sending a PM.
Argument, the presentation of reasonable views, never makes headway against conviction, and conviction takes no part in argument because it knows.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #327 on: October 19, 2009, 10:13:12 AM »
haha oh my :D



Go!
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #328 on: October 19, 2009, 10:46:42 AM »
"Please... don't make me angry... you won't like me when I'm angry..."

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #329 on: October 19, 2009, 10:57:48 AM »

The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

zerogravityfat - 3
Zydar - 3
kingshmegland - 2
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El Barto - 2
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Dark Master Of Sin - 1
BlobVanDam - 1
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cthrubuoy - 1

Zydar joins Z grav in the 3 win club. :tup
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #330 on: October 19, 2009, 10:59:44 AM »

They finally found the Cat Burglar hiding in the Henne's garage attic !
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #331 on: October 19, 2009, 11:13:51 AM »
I'm not warning you again.  Keep your grubby paws off my daughter.
Argument, the presentation of reasonable views, never makes headway against conviction, and conviction takes no part in argument because it knows.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #332 on: October 19, 2009, 11:15:03 AM »
Did you fuck my wife ?
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #333 on: October 19, 2009, 11:20:45 AM »
haha oh my :D



Go!

You've got some catnip on your chest.  No, a little lower.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #334 on: October 19, 2009, 12:10:19 PM »
This kid has a real future, people take there clothes off when he plays. That will come in handy some day.
Swooping in at the last minute for the win:

If little Billy's music had this effect on his dad, just imagine what he and his guitar could do with the ladies in his teens.

Sending a PM.

Just saying.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #335 on: October 19, 2009, 12:10:34 PM »
japanese porn just gets more weird by the day.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #336 on: October 19, 2009, 12:13:00 PM »
Why can't you be less cute!

or

Why does my wife love you more than me?!

or

See, fingers and pussys always go together. Sometimes the pussy objects though.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #337 on: October 19, 2009, 12:15:11 PM »
This kid has a real future, people take there clothes off when he plays. That will come in handy some day.
Swooping in at the last minute for the win:

If little Billy's music had this effect on his dad, just imagine what he and his guitar could do with the ladies in his teens.

Sending a PM.

Just saying.
I had considered that.  I thought he phrased it slightly better (and grammatically correct).  Truth be told, there were actually 2 ideas that I thought were better, but they weren't phrased well, IMO. 
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #338 on: October 19, 2009, 02:18:28 PM »
haha oh my :D



Go!

This gives a whole new meaning to kitty cornered. ;)
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #339 on: October 19, 2009, 03:03:36 PM »


no sir! this is not sparta, whatever you need i'll get.

5 dollar foot long?

pull my finger!

i has hangten?
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #340 on: October 19, 2009, 03:09:59 PM »

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #341 on: October 20, 2009, 08:16:18 AM »
This one had me laughing:

This gives a whole new meaning to kitty cornered. ;)

So congratulations kingshmegland, you join me and zerogravityfat in the 3 points lead.

A PM has been sent.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #342 on: October 20, 2009, 08:18:27 AM »
This one had me laughing:

This gives a whole new meaning to kitty cornered. ;)

So congratulations kingshmegland, you join me and zerogravityfat in the 3 points lead.

A PM has been sent.

Thank you Zydar. I'm at work and have to go back to work. If anybody would like to put up a pick. I'd be ok with it.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #343 on: October 20, 2009, 09:29:32 AM »
Posting for King who is at work. King can judge the winner tomorrow.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #344 on: October 20, 2009, 09:30:55 AM »


The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

zerogravityfat - 3
Zydar - 3
kingshmegland - 3
tick - 2
El Barto - 2
rumborak - 1
millahh - 1
Dark Master Of Sin - 1
BlobVanDam - 1
ariich - 1
cthrubuoy - 1

King gets win number 3 ! :tup
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #345 on: October 20, 2009, 09:37:45 AM »
Quick question on rules - If you didn't win, but you supply the picture for the winner (for whatever reason) are you aloud to do captions? Because, you have an unfair advantage having picked the picture. Just wondering.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #346 on: October 20, 2009, 09:48:58 AM »
Quick question on rules - If you didn't win, but you supply the picture for the winner (for whatever reason) are you aloud to do captions? Because, you have an unfair advantage having picked the picture. Just wondering.
If you are asked to post a picture for someone who can not do it for a time period, you may caption the picture. Just find a picture and post it. I don't think its an unfair advantage. You may think you have a winner caption for the picture you post, but someone may blow you out of the water with there caption.

The only thing you really need to do is be fair when judging. Always pick the one that was the funniest to you.
Another rule is, never complain if your caption did not win, but you thought it was the best one.

Carry on.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #347 on: October 20, 2009, 09:56:37 AM »


"AND IIIIIIIIEEEEYIIIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE FOOOOOOODDDDDD"

"Great, I think Barry is mistaking the mic for an ice cream cone again. That's the third one this week"

Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #348 on: October 20, 2009, 10:06:56 AM »

"Is constipation putting a cramp in your style ? Try new Ex lax extra strength formula and be yourself again."

"I SHOP AT GOOOOODWILL !!!!"
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #349 on: October 20, 2009, 10:20:23 AM »


Wow, James Labrie turned black, got fat, and can still hit that F#.