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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #280 on: October 16, 2009, 08:24:03 AM »
Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #281 on: October 16, 2009, 08:40:27 AM »
24 hours now.

tick is the winnar with a very obscure reference that made everyone at work look at me funny.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #282 on: October 16, 2009, 08:51:47 AM »
Thanks Z Grav. Try this one folks !
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #283 on: October 16, 2009, 08:53:07 AM »


The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

zerogravityfat - 3
kingshmegland - 2
tick - 2
rumborak - 1
millahh - 1
El Barto - 1
Dark Master Of Sin - 1
BlobVanDam - 1
ariich - 1
Zydar - 1
cthrubuoy - 1

always try to pm the winners.


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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #284 on: October 16, 2009, 08:57:22 AM »
IKEA's newest ergonomic chair. 
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #285 on: October 16, 2009, 09:01:33 AM »




"when the scientists found the missing link in evolution, they decided that the humanity is better off with creationism."






"call your doctor if your erection lasts less than two seconds."



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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #286 on: October 16, 2009, 09:32:39 AM »
The Bench-Crier makes a friend, Reclining Ricky.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #287 on: October 16, 2009, 10:39:30 AM »
Here at the advertising firm of Zweig & Lohensteing, our Portfolio includes such distinguished companies as Audi, EDS, DeBeers, and MadDog 20-20.
Argument, the presentation of reasonable views, never makes headway against conviction, and conviction takes no part in argument because it knows.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #288 on: October 16, 2009, 10:50:45 AM »
Thanks Z Grav. Try this one folks !


Jackass 25, The Movie.  Steve O is still on drugs but was able to get Johny Knoxville on the, "The chair is not all their" joke.  Comming soon in 2020!!
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #289 on: October 16, 2009, 11:13:21 AM »
"Steve's wife was right when she said he was a spineless drunk"
Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #290 on: October 16, 2009, 11:46:11 AM »
if you wake up really early in the morning, you can get a chance to catch the llamas lifting the king of dtf.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #291 on: October 16, 2009, 01:58:30 PM »
Thanks Z Grav. Try this one folks !


Monday mornings suck.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #292 on: October 16, 2009, 03:21:24 PM »
All right Dr. Grissom, we've blocked off the scene, just let us subdue the perp before you begin.

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #293 on: October 16, 2009, 03:45:15 PM »
Hey Eric, this tree just moved!

Eric!

...Eric?

ERIC!?!

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #294 on: October 16, 2009, 04:48:16 PM »
But your luck runs OUT-A!
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #295 on: October 17, 2009, 10:12:20 AM »
"Steve's wife was right when she said he was a spineless drunk"
I have to go with this one. Take it away Zydar ! :biggrin:
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #296 on: October 17, 2009, 10:14:11 AM »

The Standings...
(7 wins puts you in the hall of fame)

zerogravityfat - 3
kingshmegland - 2
tick - 2
Zydar - 2
rumborak - 1
millahh - 1
El Barto - 1
Dark Master Of Sin - 1
BlobVanDam - 1
ariich - 1
cthrubuoy - 1

always try to pm the winners.



Yup. Tick is dead on.  She's not your type.  Move on.   Tick is Obi Wan Kenobi


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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #297 on: October 17, 2009, 12:09:43 PM »
haha sorry, I've been away the whole day.

New pic!

Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #298 on: October 17, 2009, 12:15:47 PM »


experience the taste of wood grilled seababies.

elmo's jig is up! now he must die.

cozy 1 bedroom pad in nyc, a must see!

with a name like maine lobstermen, the half time show was bound to suffer.

if you tolerate this, your children will beeeeeeeeee neeeeext!
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #299 on: October 17, 2009, 12:25:48 PM »

Some people just take the Tantalus myth too seriously. (for those who understand ;) )

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #300 on: October 17, 2009, 12:30:02 PM »
The humane way to cook a lobster boy is a quick knife thrust behind the eyes before you plunge him into boiling water. 
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #301 on: October 17, 2009, 12:31:32 PM »
He won't really be screaming.  It's just air escaping from his costume. 
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #302 on: October 17, 2009, 12:47:00 PM »
Illegal aliens getting more creative everyday.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #303 on: October 17, 2009, 01:03:54 PM »
"It seems like Sebastians kid is following in his foot steps, poor chef"
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #304 on: October 17, 2009, 03:24:40 PM »
In a brutal act of sabotage, Bill ruins Eli's chances at winning Top Chef.

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #305 on: October 17, 2009, 04:10:12 PM »
haha sorry, I've been away the whole day.

New pic!



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You know what they say, "Eat them while their bones are soft"!
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #306 on: October 17, 2009, 05:25:55 PM »
Sebastian is finally caught red-handed.

Ariich is a freak, or somehow has more hours in the day than everyone else.
I be am boner inducing.

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #307 on: October 17, 2009, 05:31:09 PM »


"PETA's final ad, before they got banned."

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #308 on: October 17, 2009, 09:32:38 PM »

This is one Lobster you don't want to eat the Green shit inside.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #309 on: October 18, 2009, 10:42:58 AM »
With about an hour left of this round, I've decided to announce the winning caption:

He won't really be screaming.  It's just air escaping from his costume. 

The Standings...
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zerogravityfat - 3
kingshmegland - 2
tick - 2
Zydar - 2
El Barto - 2
rumborak - 1
millahh - 1
Dark Master Of Sin - 1
BlobVanDam - 1
ariich - 1
cthrubuoy - 1

A PM have been sent to El Barto. :tup
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #310 on: October 18, 2009, 11:04:11 AM »
Argument, the presentation of reasonable views, never makes headway against conviction, and conviction takes no part in argument because it knows.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #311 on: October 18, 2009, 11:04:55 AM »
"Billy's father gets ready to rock out with his cock out"
Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #312 on: October 18, 2009, 11:10:11 AM »


keep your pants on old man, it's not the solo yet.

they knew there was something wrong with little jimmy when his dad took his clothes off and he got wood.
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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #313 on: October 18, 2009, 11:11:45 AM »
Well, if it isn't little Johnny! It's amazing he was able to get into world domination mode at such a yound age!

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Re: The Random Caption Game
« Reply #314 on: October 18, 2009, 11:13:55 AM »
This kid has a real future, people take there clothes off when he plays. That will come in handy some day.
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