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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7350 on: June 09, 2011, 09:15:59 AM »
Awesome! :laugh:

I've gotta run to work, like, now, so here's the pic...if it has been used, rumby can you post one for me?




Love is airing out a mans fart.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7351 on: June 09, 2011, 09:18:02 AM »
Look there's a Ronald Reagan trading card on the floor!

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7352 on: June 09, 2011, 12:49:21 PM »
Hurry up, Harold, my hair appointments in ten minutes.

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Re: Seriously, that lady looks like Kim Jong-Il. Is she so ronery?
« Reply #7353 on: June 09, 2011, 01:29:33 PM »


"Great Leader Kim Jong-Il is not growing older; in fact, he has found a way to reverse his aging process and is actually a fit, healthy 26 again. He has also shared this secret with his bodyguard, who is strong enough to break down trees with his bare hands. Any information to the contrary is simply lies and propaganda spread by the decadent West."
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7354 on: June 09, 2011, 05:26:22 PM »


The Bourne Elderly was a terribly disappointing conclusion to the franchise.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7355 on: June 09, 2011, 05:34:46 PM »
You know you found your life's love when she airs out your farts.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7356 on: June 09, 2011, 05:54:15 PM »
Gimme some of that candy, don't you try running away from me again.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7357 on: June 09, 2011, 07:46:33 PM »
You know you found your life's love when she airs out your farts.

rumborak

Awesome! :laugh:

I've gotta run to work, like, now, so here's the pic...if it has been used, rumby can you post one for me?




Love is airing out a mans fart.

Great minds think alike.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'. - Bob Newhart

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7358 on: June 09, 2011, 08:04:26 PM »


Old people really shouldn't handle super glue.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7359 on: June 10, 2011, 06:53:55 AM »

Getting to the Slayer shows wasn't as easy as it used to be, but Edna and Theodore were still big fans.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7360 on: June 10, 2011, 07:13:55 AM »
Forgot to update this, don't mind me....


Updated Standings:

Hall of Fame

kingshmegland - 42
Adami - 31
Tick - 29
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 22
Zydar - 20
Lonestar - 18
Bosk1 - 15
Zerogravityfat - 13
Guitarded - 12
DTVT - 11
contest_sanity - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
YtseBitsySpider - 9
Ariich - 8
TempusVox - 7
El Barto - 7
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7

Durg - 6
Xanthul - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Jamesman - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Nick - 4
Mizzl - 4
Progmonster - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Eric42434224 - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
chknptpie -2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7361 on: June 10, 2011, 08:58:16 AM »


Ted was about to open a can of whoop ass on that cop but Fran stopped him.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7362 on: June 10, 2011, 09:10:18 AM »
Awesome! :laugh:

I've gotta run to work, like, now, so here's the pic...if it has been used, rumby can you post one for me?




Yvonne grabbed Earl by his 3rd leg.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'. - Bob Newhart

So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7363 on: June 10, 2011, 09:17:42 AM »
"Go ahead, pull me under I'm not afraid!"

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7364 on: June 10, 2011, 10:21:41 AM »
The lame leading the blind.
"I liked when Myung looked like a women's figure skating champion."

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7365 on: June 10, 2011, 01:48:57 PM »

At some point during the Senior Revue Mr. and Mrs. Jones' horse costume fell off but they didn't seem to notice.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7366 on: June 10, 2011, 02:06:40 PM »
Awesome! :laugh:

I've gotta run to work, like, now, so here's the pic...if it has been used, rumby can you post one for me?




The muse for monkeys in a barrel.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'. - Bob Newhart

So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7367 on: June 10, 2011, 03:31:50 PM »
Although sporting life-sized dolls, the street ventriloquist performance appears rather mundane... That is, until you realize that the bag is controlling doth dolls at once.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7368 on: June 10, 2011, 04:44:43 PM »

The upcoming summer blockbuster, "Forrest Gump part 10", finds Forrest at age 86 still running across the country, still with fans following close behind.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7369 on: June 11, 2011, 12:56:37 PM »
Winners, if you post a picture, they need to remember to judge it and pick a winner.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7370 on: June 11, 2011, 01:37:04 PM »


"Master of Puppets is pulling your strings!"

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7371 on: June 11, 2011, 02:21:22 PM »
"Golly, that one had some hang-time. Would you be so kind, dear?"

You silly man. Winner!

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7372 on: June 11, 2011, 02:21:48 PM »
Updated Standings:

Hall of Fame

kingshmegland - 42
Adami - 31
Tick - 29
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 22
Zydar - 21
Lonestar - 18
Bosk1 - 15
Zerogravityfat - 13
Guitarded - 12
DTVT - 11
contest_sanity - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
YtseBitsySpider - 9
Ariich - 8
TempusVox - 7
El Barto - 7
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7

Durg - 6
Xanthul - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Jamesman - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Nick - 4
Mizzl - 4
Progmonster - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Eric42434224 - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
chknptpie -2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7373 on: June 11, 2011, 02:22:12 PM »
Winners, if you post a picture, they need to remember to judge it and pick a winner.


It was about 2 days, isn't that the rule...?


Edit: I was going by the trend of the thread, OP says 24 hours but it seems like it's been about 2 days per round.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7374 on: June 11, 2011, 02:26:23 PM »
Winners, if you post a picture, they need to remember to judge it and pick a winner.
It was about 2 days, isn't that the rule...?

Edit: I was going by the trend of the thread, OP says 24 hours but it seems like it's been about 2 days per round.
It's supposed to be as close to 24 hours as possible.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7375 on: June 11, 2011, 02:27:21 PM »
*shrug* Ok.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7376 on: June 11, 2011, 03:48:31 PM »
*shrug* Ok.
*bitchslaps*

Don't ever let it happen again. :P

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7377 on: June 11, 2011, 03:49:29 PM »
*shrug* Ok.
*bitchslaps*

Don't ever let it happen again. :P

Next time I'll wait a week and then announce that you won, suckaaaaa!

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7378 on: June 11, 2011, 04:03:36 PM »
I'm not one to talk, my last win came before an 8 day hospital stay, and I had no clue I had one til I got out.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7379 on: June 11, 2011, 04:16:04 PM »
Your body knew this conversation would come up to make you look as bad as me. :biggrin:

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7380 on: June 11, 2011, 06:05:43 PM »
Your body knew this conversation would come up to make you look as bad as me. :biggrin:
Busted.




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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7381 on: June 12, 2011, 01:01:14 AM »
Sweet! Thanks Jamesman :tup



Go!

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7382 on: June 12, 2011, 01:45:54 AM »
That makes me moist.

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Can I Ass You a Caption?
« Reply #7383 on: June 12, 2011, 03:04:35 AM »


"Well hello there... nice grass."

EDIT: GET YOUR ASS OFF MY LAWN!!!

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7384 on: June 12, 2011, 04:37:51 AM »
Charlie! Tell me what you're doing and don't beat around the bush!

EDIT: What an artist, I can even see her kidneys.