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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7315 on: June 05, 2011, 11:02:42 AM »

Oh those wacky Samoans and there crazy sex fantasies.
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Re: What even counts as sexual assault in Thailand?
« Reply #7316 on: June 05, 2011, 11:29:14 AM »


Police finally managed to apprehend Tuong's mouth for armed robbery and his eyebrows for aggravated sexual assault. His nose, however, is still on the loose.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7317 on: June 05, 2011, 11:54:50 AM »
Fox tries out its  sequel to Cops with its new cutting edge show....Blind Cops!
and wait till you see the car chases!
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Re: What a pretty picture I've painted!
« Reply #7318 on: June 05, 2011, 12:11:40 PM »


"So let me get this straight. You were running through the Harry Houdini museum when you tripped and fell into the handcuff display?"
"Yep, that's what happened, doctor."
"I see. And was this before or after you accidentally sat down on a banana wrapped in a condom?"
"... Before."
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7319 on: June 05, 2011, 03:06:33 PM »
Authorities managed to catch almost all the members of the A-Team, but Face was still holed up, somewhere in Indonesia.
Take care everyone - Bet you all didn't even notice I was gone.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7320 on: June 05, 2011, 04:17:32 PM »


Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'. - Bob Newhart

So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7321 on: June 05, 2011, 07:58:27 PM »
"If you wanna be my lover, first you gotta get with my friends!"







-Sorry about not posting, gents, I actualy went into the ER that day, and just got out.  Shittty week, to say the least.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7322 on: June 05, 2011, 08:14:02 PM »
"If you wanna be my lover, first you gotta get with my friends!"







-Sorry about not posting, gents, I actualy went into the ER that day, and just got out.  Shittty week, to say the least.

I was wondering.  You all right?
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'. - Bob Newhart

So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7323 on: June 05, 2011, 08:21:13 PM »
"If you wanna be my lover, first you gotta get with my friends!"







-Sorry about not posting, gents, I actualy went into the ER that day, and just got out.  Shittty week, to say the least.
Hope your ok, bud?
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7324 on: June 05, 2011, 10:23:44 PM »


"You got the key, right?"
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7325 on: June 05, 2011, 10:49:35 PM »


"Tell David Blaine to suck my dick!"

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« Reply #7326 on: June 05, 2011, 10:52:09 PM »


Man, the Saw franchise just keeps getting more far-fetched every year.
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Re: Taints are inherently funny concepts
« Reply #7327 on: June 06, 2011, 11:55:26 AM »


Trust me, you really don't want to see this guy's taint.
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« Reply #7328 on: June 06, 2011, 12:54:32 PM »


A talented street performer with great improv skills, Cho often liked to just make things up off the cuff.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7329 on: June 06, 2011, 01:05:31 PM »


Did anyone tell you we can see your loose filling?
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'. - Bob Newhart

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7330 on: June 06, 2011, 01:21:31 PM »
Meanwhile, at the Rhammstein show...

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Re: Oh Jamesman, where are you?
« Reply #7331 on: June 06, 2011, 08:16:10 PM »


Like any true artist, Mark gets pretty cheeky if you suggest his work is lowbrow.
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Why is everything you post the best thing ever said?  :lol

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7332 on: June 07, 2011, 10:16:09 AM »


"You got the key, right?"

Man, that was tough...LHK almost got it, they were all great though. :lol Congrats rumby!

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7333 on: June 07, 2011, 10:16:50 AM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7334 on: June 07, 2011, 11:05:02 AM »
W00t!

New pic:

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7335 on: June 07, 2011, 11:07:53 AM »
Although Paul had still not managed to actually catch Ceiling Cat, he enjoyed sitting down at his computer each night to try to lure him out yet again. 
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7336 on: June 07, 2011, 11:09:11 AM »
And now for proof that this is indeed big government

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7337 on: June 07, 2011, 12:48:58 PM »
How to identify a member of federal government on chat roulette: Can not see full face and pictures of family in the background

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7338 on: June 07, 2011, 01:07:16 PM »
Cut the guy some slack, we was just showing where his last name Weiner comes from.
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« Reply #7339 on: June 07, 2011, 01:08:50 PM »


Looks like Democrats are flying south for the weiner.

EDIT: DTF Skype is getting out of hand.

EDIT: Here's one liberal who doesn't support gun control.

EDIT: It was at this exact moment Anthony Weiner realized he was no longer "master of his domain."

EDIT: Government conference call with Iraq; theme: Balls Over Baghdad.
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Re: I'm so clever!
« Reply #7340 on: June 07, 2011, 02:25:17 PM »
Please don't let him show us his 'executive branch'...
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7341 on: June 07, 2011, 03:32:48 PM »

New pic:




Dad?!  Is that my graduation picture behind you?!


Does Dragon Naturally Speaking work on pecs?

« Last Edit: June 07, 2011, 07:55:20 PM by kingshmegland »
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'. - Bob Newhart

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7342 on: June 07, 2011, 07:52:32 PM »

"YOU SEE THIS BODY LADIES! WEINER!!!YOU KNOW MY NAME BITCH! THAT'S RIGHT, ELLIOT SPITZER, DAVID PATTERSON, OR CHARLIE RANGEL AINT GOT NOTHING ON ME!!! NEW YORK POILTICIANS RULE BABY!!!!"
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7343 on: June 08, 2011, 06:35:18 AM »

When you grow as the 98 pound weakling who has sand kickied in his face and your last name is Weiner, you work out alot, become a prominent NY politician and show your penis to young women to try and compensate.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7344 on: June 09, 2011, 05:46:31 AM »
And now for proof that this is indeed big government

Haha, liked this one. Winnah!

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7345 on: June 09, 2011, 05:54:33 AM »
Awesome! :laugh:

I've gotta run to work, like, now, so here's the pic...if it has been used, rumby can you post one for me?



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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7346 on: June 09, 2011, 08:24:58 AM »
Seeing eye fogey. Not the best choice.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7347 on: June 09, 2011, 08:32:47 AM »
Awesome! :laugh:

I've gotta run to work, like, now, so here's the pic...if it has been used, rumby can you post one for me?




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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7348 on: June 09, 2011, 08:34:50 AM »
"Golly, that one had some hang-time. Would you be so kind, dear?"

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7349 on: June 09, 2011, 09:12:29 AM »
Awesome! :laugh:

I've gotta run to work, like, now, so here's the pic...if it has been used, rumby can you post one for me?




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