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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7280 on: June 02, 2011, 07:53:52 AM »

"Can you see my bulge?"
Yup. Tick is dead on.  She's not your type.  Move on.   Tick is Obi Wan Kenobi


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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7281 on: June 02, 2011, 07:54:41 AM »


Clinton Portis thoughs trail to playing football in China.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'. - Bob Newhart

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7282 on: June 03, 2011, 05:35:24 AM »
"Do I have anything stuck in my cleats?"
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7283 on: June 03, 2011, 10:36:31 AM »


Looks like Clinton's Port Is definitely open!


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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7284 on: June 03, 2011, 12:39:38 PM »
Thanks El Bosko. 

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Adami - 31
Tick - 29
Rumborak - 28
LeeHarveyKennedy - 22
Zydar - 20
Lonestar - 18
Bosk1 - 15
Zerogravityfat - 13
Guitarded - 12
DTVT - 11
contest_sanity - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
YtseBitsySpider - 9
Ariich - 8
TempusVox - 7
El Barto - 7
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7

Durg - 6
Xanthul - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Nick - 4
Mizzl - 4
Progmonster - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Jamesman - 3
Eric42434224 - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
chknptpie -2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7285 on: June 03, 2011, 12:40:58 PM »
To continue our sports-themed pics:


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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7286 on: June 03, 2011, 12:41:54 PM »
To continue our sports-themed pics:



Jack Black's inspiration for Cock pushups.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'. - Bob Newhart

So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7287 on: June 03, 2011, 12:52:57 PM »
To continue our sports-themed pics:


"This turned out differently than he originally thought it would..."

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7288 on: June 03, 2011, 01:06:07 PM »
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Duane Wade's continuation of the "Get Me Out Of Here" Commercial for T-Mobile and for Magnum condoms.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'. - Bob Newhart

So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7289 on: June 03, 2011, 01:20:35 PM »
Tell me how my ass tastes!

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Re: That's gonna impair his dunking ability
« Reply #7290 on: June 03, 2011, 01:40:02 PM »


"Well yes, technically it should be called fouling, but there's nothing in the rule book banning sodomy, you see!"
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7291 on: June 03, 2011, 01:59:14 PM »
Nike was so concerned about confiscating the video of LeBron getting dunked on they forgot to cover up his gay sex tape.
     

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7292 on: June 03, 2011, 02:49:15 PM »
"Somehow, this looked a lot less gay in my mind before I actually did it."
"The Supreme Court of the United States has descended from the disciplined legal reasoning of John Marshall and Joseph Story to the mystical aphorisms of the fortune cookie."

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Re: either ya get it or ya don't
« Reply #7293 on: June 03, 2011, 02:57:48 PM »
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I'm alive when you're touching me,
Alive when you're shoving me down.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7294 on: June 03, 2011, 04:21:10 PM »

Hey, wheres the cream filling?
Yup. Tick is dead on.  She's not your type.  Move on.   Tick is Obi Wan Kenobi


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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7295 on: June 03, 2011, 04:37:32 PM »
 :omg:  Oh, no you di'n't!
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7296 on: June 03, 2011, 04:48:30 PM »
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I'm on a bro.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7297 on: June 03, 2011, 05:26:55 PM »
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"I TOLD you if you did that again I'd f**k you up the ass sideways."

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7298 on: June 03, 2011, 07:28:59 PM »
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The Decision.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'. - Bob Newhart

So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7299 on: June 04, 2011, 08:56:13 PM »
Lots of good ones, but a Lonely Island reference will get me every time:

I'm on a bro.

PM will be sent.

Updated Standings:

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Adami - 31
Tick - 29
Rumborak - 28
LeeHarveyKennedy - 22
Zydar - 20
Lonestar - 18
Bosk1 - 15
Zerogravityfat - 13
Guitarded - 12
DTVT - 11
contest_sanity - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
YtseBitsySpider - 9
Ariich - 8
TempusVox - 7
El Barto - 7
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7

Durg - 6
Xanthul - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Nick - 4
Mizzl - 4
Jamesman - 4
Progmonster - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Eric42434224 - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
chknptpie -2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7300 on: June 04, 2011, 09:00:15 PM »
Haha nice! I thought Tick would've gotten that one.

Will post a pic soon.

How long do I give the round for? 24 hours?

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Re: Yup.....
« Reply #7301 on: June 04, 2011, 09:00:39 PM »
Haha nice! I thought Tick would've gotten that one.

Will post a pic soon.

How long do I give the round for? 24 hours?

Until I post a caption.
HOLY MARY MOTHER OF GOD!!!!!  THIS is why LHK is the President of Awesome.

Why is everything you post the best thing ever said?  :lol

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I'll make sure the picture is of your mom then, after I wake her up
« Reply #7302 on: June 04, 2011, 09:21:21 PM »
Right.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7303 on: June 04, 2011, 09:29:04 PM »
Picture of me from today


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Re: I'm pretty sure, at least. I'ma t work, so I'm pretty drunk
« Reply #7304 on: June 04, 2011, 09:30:11 PM »
Already done, IIRC.
HOLY MARY MOTHER OF GOD!!!!!  THIS is why LHK is the President of Awesome.

Why is everything you post the best thing ever said?  :lol

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7305 on: June 04, 2011, 09:32:36 PM »
It's perfectly normal to horse around in a thong every now and again

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7306 on: June 04, 2011, 09:35:31 PM »
Dang, I'll get a new one posted soon...

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7307 on: June 04, 2011, 09:37:53 PM »

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7308 on: June 05, 2011, 01:45:21 AM »
"Book him, Danno".

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Re: Aww, so sad.
« Reply #7309 on: June 05, 2011, 02:51:14 AM »


You're only saying it's police brutality because he's not white.
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Why is everything you post the best thing ever said?  :lol

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7310 on: June 05, 2011, 03:54:37 AM »


Being emo in Thailand ain't for pussies.

If you think fisticuffs is intense, meet it's lesser-known cousin: facesticuffs!

The highlight of the prank wars had to be when they convinced Cho that S & M Piercing stood for Stan and Martin.


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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7311 on: June 05, 2011, 06:22:28 AM »


The police saw holes in his alibi.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'. - Bob Newhart

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7312 on: June 05, 2011, 06:57:15 AM »
By the time he got to "hear no evil" he had run out of handcuffs.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7313 on: June 05, 2011, 07:44:08 AM »

"Freeze savage! You have the right to remain completely fucked up! except you'll be in a white jacket for awhile. and you just earned yourself another pair of handcuffs! Spread um freakazoid!"
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7314 on: June 05, 2011, 09:48:19 AM »


Just imagine if this guy was into anal beads.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'. - Bob Newhart

So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam