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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7245 on: May 27, 2011, 04:59:22 PM »
Add for the movie Casper the "Friendly" Ghost starting John Holmes
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7246 on: May 27, 2011, 05:13:15 PM »
Frank couldnt understand why the ghosts were chasing him even after he got the red pill

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7247 on: May 27, 2011, 06:49:57 PM »
The local theater's production of The Wall was a complete flop.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7248 on: May 27, 2011, 09:47:06 PM »


Virgin.  No ghost entering from either side.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7249 on: May 28, 2011, 10:28:46 PM »
This one was completely unexpected, and hilarious, therefore: winnrarrrr!!!

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7250 on: May 31, 2011, 08:40:38 AM »
Posting a new picture...
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7251 on: May 31, 2011, 08:43:07 AM »
Posting a new picture...


Captain Picard has no sense of humor.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'. - Bob Newhart

So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7252 on: May 31, 2011, 08:43:27 AM »
Little did grandma know that that fateful birthday present would be the catalyst that would eventually push Wendel over the edge.  And there you have it:  the true origins of Insane Clown Posse.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7253 on: May 31, 2011, 08:44:47 AM »
"I'm French"

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7254 on: May 31, 2011, 08:45:35 AM »
I see we had some chomping at the bit to make a caption? :lol
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7255 on: May 31, 2011, 08:51:44 AM »
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Will Wheaton as Ralphie Parker in the remake of A Christmas Story!
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'. - Bob Newhart

So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7256 on: May 31, 2011, 08:57:29 AM »
"Pressing the red button makes my foreskin tingle"

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7257 on: May 31, 2011, 09:03:19 AM »
Newsflash:  George Lucas announces special director's cut of the Star Wars prequel trilogy, which will include the scene that really explains Anakin's turn to the dark side, titled "Jedi Secret Initiation."
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7258 on: May 31, 2011, 09:07:25 AM »
Smiling not smiling

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7259 on: May 31, 2011, 09:10:37 AM »
"Will Wheaton in a hideous shirt? BAZZINGA!"

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7260 on: May 31, 2011, 09:15:24 AM »


First costume test for the Broadway production of "It."
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7262 on: May 31, 2011, 09:27:19 AM »


When Andy Kaufman faked his own death to escape the limelight, he never envisioned that a clown gig would be the only option available to address his continual need to perform.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7263 on: May 31, 2011, 09:33:10 AM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7264 on: May 31, 2011, 09:51:41 AM »
John would prove once and for all that Krusty the Klown did indeed have a big head

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7265 on: May 31, 2011, 09:58:20 AM »
Looking in the mirror at what he was wearing, Murph' once again got that all-to-familiar uneasy feeling that only comes the morning after a bachelor party.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7266 on: May 31, 2011, 09:59:35 AM »
The Hangover 3: The Circus

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7267 on: May 31, 2011, 05:23:41 PM »


AP- Los Angeles. Actor Will Wheaton was killed last night in the predominantly Hispanic neighborhood of Los Angeles known as Boyle Heights, after paying on a lost bet to fellow former Star Trek actor Brent Spiner. This image of Wheaton was taken just moments before he walked into a bar notoriously known as a hang out for the gang called "KAM" (Krazy Assed Mexicans). After Wheaton entered the bar he told a stunned crowd, "All you Paco's get a green card and stay away from the white women, or me and my gang are gonna kick your asses." Police responded to a call a short while later where they found Wheaton face down in a nearby alleyway with red wool shoved up his rectum. Said Spiner, "I didn't think he'd actually do it." Sarah Palin is using Wheatons death to bolster her position on illegal immigration.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7268 on: May 31, 2011, 05:32:55 PM »
Pat Robertson's proof that homosexuality is a choice and not by birth.
     

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7269 on: May 31, 2011, 07:04:31 PM »
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Ricky's mother had warned him that if he kept giving her that stupid incredulous look, his face might freeze that way.

And it did.

Now Ricky expresses himself with lovely knit sweaters. Today is a happy day.
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"Dammit, grandma!  I said I'm a Bozzio fan!  BOZZIO!!!"
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7271 on: June 01, 2011, 04:45:11 PM »
"Dammit, grandma!  I said I'm a Bozzio fan!  BOZZIO!!!"
I'm going with Bosk for this round.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7272 on: June 01, 2011, 04:45:22 PM »
"The Supreme Court of the United States has descended from the disciplined legal reasoning of John Marshall and Joseph Story to the mystical aphorisms of the fortune cookie."

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7273 on: June 01, 2011, 04:48:17 PM »
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'. - Bob Newhart

So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7274 on: June 01, 2011, 05:03:25 PM »
Win.

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And, yes, I did get that pic from Googling "Riggs + Redskins"  :lol
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« Reply #7275 on: June 01, 2011, 09:35:24 PM »


Those once-in-a-lifetime farts need to be announced accordingly.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7276 on: June 01, 2011, 09:37:53 PM »


Chris Cooley isn't the only one who can show his junk on the internet.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7277 on: June 01, 2011, 10:00:39 PM »


Looks like Clinton's Port Is definitely open!

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7278 on: June 01, 2011, 10:39:38 PM »
Hey, guys.  I'm on the road tomorrow until about this time tomorrow night.  I'll try to log on then and pick a winner.  Tick, if you are impatient to keep things moving, you can pick a winner before then.
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« Reply #7279 on: June 02, 2011, 07:52:25 AM »
Hey, guys.  I'm on the road tomorrow until about this time tomorrow night.  I'll try to log on then and pick a winner.  Tick, if you are impatient to keep things moving, you can pick a winner before then.
Nope, its all you.
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