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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7210 on: May 23, 2011, 05:52:46 AM »
Thank you contest_sanity, and for all the people who voted me into the HOF. I couldn't have done it without you laughing at my silly jokes.

In honor of Anime Central, which I had to work through over the entire weekend, I give you:



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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7211 on: May 23, 2011, 08:29:32 AM »
Bowties are cool!

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7212 on: May 23, 2011, 09:00:13 AM »


When Rick answered that online ad for a lead role in Alice In Bonerland, he unfortunately didn't realize it was tranny porn, and that he would end up being cast as Alice.


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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7213 on: May 24, 2011, 01:07:19 AM »
You should see me in thigh highs. ;)

Just because he went along with all the jokes, and for being a good sport.
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Sonaticafanica - 3
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Portrucci - 1
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7214 on: May 24, 2011, 07:23:51 AM »
Thank you!!!  Have at it!!

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7215 on: May 24, 2011, 09:38:27 AM »

"Hi, I'm Phil and this is my partner, Jesse. Were Takei."
Yup. Tick is dead on.  She's not your type.  Move on.   Tick is Obi Wan Kenobi


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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7216 on: May 24, 2011, 10:09:51 AM »
"Hey ladies, douches are wild!"
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7217 on: May 24, 2011, 10:17:08 AM »
Levi Strauss is apparently changing focus group

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7218 on: May 24, 2011, 11:58:18 AM »
Hey King, I get the assist on that win, right?

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7219 on: May 24, 2011, 12:51:40 PM »
Hey King, I get the assist on that win, right?

Yup.  You set 'em up, and I'll knock them down. :lol
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: And those guys never will!
« Reply #7220 on: May 24, 2011, 03:13:11 PM »


That's weird, I thought douches went inside vaginas.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7221 on: May 24, 2011, 03:39:25 PM »
Even with the sign, geeks George and Stan could never live up to true douchebag status.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7222 on: May 24, 2011, 03:54:59 PM »
Jim and Ike didn't understand why the bottled water in France tasted so different or why it came in such small bottles, but they were so thrilled to have found a free stash in the women's restroom that they couldn't resist stopping for a quick photo.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7223 on: May 24, 2011, 03:59:33 PM »
Jim and Ike didn't understand why the bottled water in France tasted so different or why it came in such small bottles, but they were so thrilled to have found a free stash in the women's restroom that they couldn't resist stopping for a quick photo.
Jim-"It's a touch vinegary, but I'll live with it."

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7224 on: May 24, 2011, 04:22:23 PM »
Jim and Ike didn't understand why the bottled water in France tasted so different or why it came in such small bottles, but they were so thrilled to have found a free stash in the women's restroom that they couldn't resist stopping for a quick photo.
Jim-"It's a touch vinegary, but I'll live with it."

1:09 into it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMiPjnNF7Dc
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7225 on: May 25, 2011, 05:43:19 PM »




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Re: And those guys never will!
« Reply #7226 on: May 25, 2011, 05:54:56 PM »


That's weird, I thought douches went inside vaginas.

OH MAN. Winna!! :lol
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7227 on: May 25, 2011, 05:55:34 PM »
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BlobVanDam - 4
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Mizzl - 4
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Cthrubuoy - 2
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: How strange, LHK in another country. Possibly an incident? Sure!
« Reply #7228 on: May 25, 2011, 07:46:50 PM »
Cool. Here's your pic, I should have just enough time to judge it before I'm off to Toronto for the weekend:

HOLY MARY MOTHER OF GOD!!!!!  THIS is why LHK is the President of Awesome.

Why is everything you post the best thing ever said?  :lol

LHK is beyond EPIC.
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Re: How strange, LHK in another country. Possibly an incident? Sure!
« Reply #7229 on: May 25, 2011, 07:55:19 PM »
Cool. Here's your pic, I should have just enough time to judge it before I'm off to Toronto for the weekend:



Henry Winkler as a boy.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: How strange, LHK in another country. Possibly an incident? Sure!
« Reply #7230 on: May 25, 2011, 08:03:51 PM »
Cool. Here's your pic, I should have just enough time to judge it before I'm off to Toronto for the weekend:


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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7231 on: May 25, 2011, 10:03:41 PM »
Who has two thumbs and is about to die? This guy

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7232 on: May 25, 2011, 10:10:00 PM »
Awesome, the Geek Squad are here to help me lubricate my outlets. see you later, haters. :p

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Re: How strange, LHK in another country. Possibly an incident? Sure!
« Reply #7233 on: May 26, 2011, 12:16:38 AM »


As the climax of Dream Theater's 11th album, the long-awaited SFAM II, Jordan Rudess travels back in time to take down teenage Mike Portnoy.

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Re: How strange, LHK in another country. Possibly an incident? Sure!
« Reply #7234 on: May 26, 2011, 07:20:26 AM »
Cool. Here's your pic, I should have just enough time to judge it before I'm off to Toronto for the weekend:



Siskel and Ebert, the early reviews.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7235 on: May 26, 2011, 08:06:16 AM »

Just as Jimmy made the sign to signify all in his life was going well, a dark ominous presence was about to enter the room changing everything and forever altering Jimmy's world in terrifying fashion.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7236 on: May 26, 2011, 08:12:57 AM »
Those cupboards do NOT match the walls.
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Re: When I saw it, I was shat out by a brick
« Reply #7237 on: May 26, 2011, 08:42:05 PM »


As the climax of Dream Theater's 11th album, the long-awaited SFAM II, Jordan Rudess travels back in time to take down teenage Mike Portnoy.

You win. Update the standings, and I'll see you all in a few days.
HOLY MARY MOTHER OF GOD!!!!!  THIS is why LHK is the President of Awesome.

Why is everything you post the best thing ever said?  :lol

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For that, time-traveling Rudess will spare you
« Reply #7238 on: May 27, 2011, 05:48:36 AM »
Thanks LHK.

Standings:

Durg - 6
Xanthul - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Nick - 4
Mizzl - 4
Progmonster - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Jamesman - 3
Eric42434224 - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
chknptpie -2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1
Nekov - 1
Kosmo - 1
Chino - 1
Metropolaris - 1
admin - 1
Perpetual Change - 1

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Adami - 31
Tick - 29
Rumborak - 28
LeeHarveyKennedy - 22
Zydar - 20
Lonestar - 17
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Zerogravityfat - 13
Guitarded - 12
DTVT - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7239 on: May 27, 2011, 05:50:09 AM »
pic been done
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7240 on: May 27, 2011, 07:01:47 AM »
Been done.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7241 on: May 27, 2011, 08:01:39 AM »
Yup. Tick is dead on.  She's not your type.  Move on.   Tick is Obi Wan Kenobi


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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7243 on: May 27, 2011, 02:14:12 PM »


Church's latest method to keep people away from condoms.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #7244 on: May 27, 2011, 02:14:44 PM »
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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